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brianhimself

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/03/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#16344
Highest Content Rank:#37
Highest Comment Rank:#1404
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Subscribers:19
Content Views:2631145
Times Content Favorited:6824 times
Total Comments Made:1903
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latest user's comments

#57 - Picture 07/07/2013 on Top Gear 0
#55 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Top Gear +3
#61 - brianhimself (07/07/2013) [-]
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#59 - brianhimself (07/07/2013) [-]
#58 - brianhimself (07/07/2013) [-]
#57 - brianhimself (07/07/2013) [-]
#54 - Part 2 of the Nile River special 07/07/2013 on Top Gear 0
#54 - I like that MY KIDNEYS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD 07/07/2013 on Not Gonna Die +1
#53 - Serious bit of advice: If you have kids, start them drivin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on Not Gonna Die +3
User avatar #91 - scorcho (07/07/2013) [-]
hell no. I want to teach my kids to go apeshit on a track or something.
#29 - This is Canadian football. 07/06/2013 on nfl +6
#225 - We also have iced coffee.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on 'merica +2
#334 - anonexplains (07/06/2013) [-]
The most American meal.
Ever.
#226 - biscuitsunited (07/05/2013) [-]
Don't give a fuck, not our drink, you want coffee, go to Costa.
#210 - Here is a map of all the European colonies in Africa in 1914. … 07/05/2013 on 'merica 0
#205 - We drink iced tea. At least in the southern half of the countr…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2013 on 'merica +3
#213 - biscuitsunited (07/05/2013) [-]
How dare you suggest such a thing! Cold tea?!?
User avatar #254 - elcreepo (07/05/2013) [-]
It's 90 fucking degrees out, I'll take my tea with a bit of lemon in some ICE you hag!
User avatar #281 - ilovehitler (07/05/2013) [-]
It's 110 fucking degrees out, I'll take my ice with a bit of tea
#225 - brianhimself (07/05/2013) [-]
We also have iced coffee.
#334 - anonexplains (07/06/2013) [-]
The most American meal.
Ever.
#226 - biscuitsunited (07/05/2013) [-]
Don't give a fuck, not our drink, you want coffee, go to Costa.
#208 - zenok (07/05/2013) [-]
It's not exactly popular as far as I know but they do sell it in most shops.
#372 - I get worried if I see I have too many notifications. 07/05/2013 on im worried i picked a bad... 0
#6 - Way to be unnecessarily rude. Fine, I'm wrong. Tell me so with…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Happy 4th! +1
#7 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
Try to celebrate the 4th of July without being a massive faggot next year, you ignoramus.
#2 - Canadian independence happened on July 1st, 1867. The Queen wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Happy 4th! 0
#5 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
So 1982, I think it's safe to say that the Queen was alive then, and that since she granted Royal Assent, that she gave Canada its independence, that is why they celebrate Canada Day, not Canadian Independence Day. Get your shit together, it's ignorant idiots like you that make the rest of us Americans look bad.
User avatar #6 - brianhimself (07/05/2013) [-]
Way to be unnecessarily rude. Fine, I'm wrong. Tell me so without being a dick.
#7 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
Try to celebrate the 4th of July without being a massive faggot next year, you ignoramus.
#4 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, you must be referring to the British North America Act of 1867, which organized the most of the northern colonies into a semi-autonomous body known as Canada. The one that BC, Vancouver (they were separate then) and PE Island opted out of). Not the Canada Act of 1982 which made the Canadian Parliament the highest ruling body, and repatriating their constitution. Which gave them full autonomy.
User avatar #3 - namnori (07/05/2013) [-]
Our queen has been since the dawn of time

Do not question her power
#93 - Picture 07/05/2013 on Happy 4th of July +2
#14 - dat gap  [+] (26 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Simpsons +33
#66 - anonexplains (07/04/2013) [-]
Then you find out it's an 11 year old boy
User avatar #23 - snakefire (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh god she's tiny.

And cute...
User avatar #39 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
too tiny for me. i need curves
User avatar #60 - infamoustrapper (07/04/2013) [-]
u blind m8? Can you not see the curves?
User avatar #61 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
dude i could wrap my hands around the thickest part of her thighs. too skinny for me. i prefer women with wide hips, thick thighs, and a nice round ass with a little bit of a belly.
User avatar #62 - infamoustrapper (07/04/2013) [-]
she got dem titties doe
#63 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
i'm an ass man, my friend. tits just don't do it for me. they're always a plus though
User avatar #64 - infamoustrapper (07/04/2013) [-]
To be fair, you can't really see her ass. The costume doesn't do it justice until she turns around.
User avatar #65 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
that's why i look at the thighs. skinny thighs = small ass
User avatar #41 - snakefire (07/04/2013) [-]
I like curves but tiny girls are the best.
#44 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
idk man.... for some reason girls with THAT kind of build ^^^^^ are genuinely unattractive in my opinion...
<== THIS is an attractive women to me. minus the horns and tail....... ah fuck it, keep em
#79 - Shadow Guardian (07/04/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#81 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
#76 - hinji (07/04/2013) [-]
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That's a bit too much for me, but wide hips are great!

<- pic related, Skyla is so damned healthy (even better in the manga)
User avatar #46 - snakefire (07/04/2013) [-]
I like both.
User avatar #51 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
also i think someone is camping your comments and thumbing them down. I FIX IT!
User avatar #52 - snakefire (07/04/2013) [-]
Thanks brosef
#49 - brothergrimm (07/04/2013) [-]
to each there own
User avatar #17 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (07/04/2013) [-]
Please don't let her look like Deadpool *under* the hood...
#20 - lyokomaster (07/04/2013) [-]
Ya without a mouth, es no fun
User avatar #38 - baniggernom (07/04/2013) [-]
Deadpool has a mouth, even after the end credits in the X-men movie
#40 - lyokomaster (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh ok cuz ive only been able to watch X-men origins: Wolverine, which was fucking fantastic, and I remember it showed he didn't have a mouth.
User avatar #42 - baniggernom (07/04/2013) [-]
That's why I said after the end credits.
#43 - lyokomaster (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh really? I have to check it out then
User avatar #45 - baniggernom (07/04/2013) [-]
K bb, ily
#47 - lyokomaster (07/04/2013) [-]
.....Im disturbed. So i saw that. Fucking a that was pretty cool. I saw it on FX so they probably skipped over the ending. bastard
#240 - Germany has the Holocaust. The US has slavery and Japanese… 07/03/2013 on MFW Canada's Day +3
#238 - It's okay, I laughed and thumbed you up. 07/03/2013 on MFW Canada's Day +1
#233 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Things and stuff. +7
#232 - I ate the bones. 07/02/2013 on Things and stuff. +6
#230 - >Be American living in Florida >English girl goes to… 07/02/2013 on Things and stuff. 0
#358 - Picture 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! +4
#315 - I'm not enraged. See comment #263 I think they're funn…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Feminists 0
User avatar #318 - sanguinesolitude (07/01/2013) [-]
fair enough. So many people on this site sees fake things written by men making fun of women and think it comes from the women, then get all angry at women in general.
#147 - Picture 06/30/2013 on It's In 0
#277 - Ending on a positive note. 06/30/2013 on Feminists +3
#275 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Feminists -1
#274 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Feminists -1

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User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 - Vegetaftfw (05/18/2012) [-]
Subbed to you just for the mixed messages post. It was one of the first things I uploaded on my first account, but it got banned and I lost everything on there. So thanks! :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - brianhimself (05/18/2012) [-]
Thanks. Hopefully I'll upload more funny stuff.
Why'd you get banned?
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