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#136 - Same for me, turns out that Bremen is a city/town in Germany. 07/21/2014 on Sigh.. 0
#122225 - Thanks for that bro. Here's a story for you. Drew and… 03/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#122075 - Well to add more to the fire. We already went on somewhat of a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #122105 - Nameloc (03/14/2014) [-]
So you're already in the clear, eh?

You don't have to ask her out in a creative way, and nor does it have to be something super special and magical.
It's asking her out on the first date, and first dates are typically a bit rough/ dry/ slightly awkward.
But, that's just from my experience.

Anyhow, for asking her out, you could do so many things...
Maybe make this www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EyLFWXV_0 and find a clever way to write on it "Will you go out with me" on the petals.
Or you could even make this www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSesWQ-51ZM and put a note inside of it; Only tricky part is, is hiding it until you want to actually ask her out.

As for other suggestions... You could always try to find a decent and funny/ witty pickup line, but I doubt that will work as great as an origami note.
You could also try coordinating something with Drew and Hannah, although in my experiences with friends, they'd probably forget their cue to do X, ruining it, or Hannah would probably be too giddy with excitement to go along with it.
Or you could do something with your phones or something. (Like send a message or email... Idk...)
Or even write a poem to go with the origami roses.

Anyhow, I hope the origami suggestions at least opened your mind to allow more creativity to flow through. It's 6:34am and I just got back from work, so I'm kinda empty from ideas atm... Also my grammar is dying.

Good luck.
User avatar #122225 - bremen (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for that bro.
Here's a story for you.
Drew and I both work at the same place. So when we got off, we got in the car (carpool that me and him do since we live close anyways.) Hannah and Emily told us to stay at work because they were trying to surprise us, but they were late. I ended up getting in Emily's car and talking with her on the way to Drews since they all wanted to hang out. We decided to go out to dinner and I and ended up parting ways with Drew and Hannah after that. We went to see a movie, but got there about an hour early so we just started talking. I asked her out not a minute later seeing as though we were on somewhat of a date then. Long story short she said yeah. Then we both had our first make out session because it turns out she liked me more than I thought she did.
#121903 - Can't believe i fucked that up, Drew and his girlfriend, then … 03/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#121893 - Yay ,asking people out. So my friend Drew and his girlfriend, …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #121923 - Nameloc (03/13/2014) [-]
Uhhh, ask her out well after the aquarium.

If things go well, then before everyone leaves, just be like "Hey, this was fun, want to do something like this again?"
Be sure to direct it towards her, and not Drew and his GF. That'd make for another double-date thing.

But yeah, definitely sounds good since it's just you four. I don't think Emily would go if she didn't like you.
User avatar #122075 - bremen (03/14/2014) [-]
Well to add more to the fire. We already went on somewhat of a double date(saturday). And we decided to go to the aquarium this saturday. Also Hannah talks to Emily all the time and i found out through Hannah and Drew that she likes me as well. And we were already about to kiss after the saturday.
User avatar #122105 - Nameloc (03/14/2014) [-]
So you're already in the clear, eh?

You don't have to ask her out in a creative way, and nor does it have to be something super special and magical.
It's asking her out on the first date, and first dates are typically a bit rough/ dry/ slightly awkward.
But, that's just from my experience.

Anyhow, for asking her out, you could do so many things...
Maybe make this www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EyLFWXV_0 and find a clever way to write on it "Will you go out with me" on the petals.
Or you could even make this www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSesWQ-51ZM and put a note inside of it; Only tricky part is, is hiding it until you want to actually ask her out.

As for other suggestions... You could always try to find a decent and funny/ witty pickup line, but I doubt that will work as great as an origami note.
You could also try coordinating something with Drew and Hannah, although in my experiences with friends, they'd probably forget their cue to do X, ruining it, or Hannah would probably be too giddy with excitement to go along with it.
Or you could do something with your phones or something. (Like send a message or email... Idk...)
Or even write a poem to go with the origami roses.

Anyhow, I hope the origami suggestions at least opened your mind to allow more creativity to flow through. It's 6:34am and I just got back from work, so I'm kinda empty from ideas atm... Also my grammar is dying.

Good luck.
User avatar #122225 - bremen (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for that bro.
Here's a story for you.
Drew and I both work at the same place. So when we got off, we got in the car (carpool that me and him do since we live close anyways.) Hannah and Emily told us to stay at work because they were trying to surprise us, but they were late. I ended up getting in Emily's car and talking with her on the way to Drews since they all wanted to hang out. We decided to go out to dinner and I and ended up parting ways with Drew and Hannah after that. We went to see a movie, but got there about an hour early so we just started talking. I asked her out not a minute later seeing as though we were on somewhat of a date then. Long story short she said yeah. Then we both had our first make out session because it turns out she liked me more than I thought she did.
User avatar #121919 - twerkjerk (03/13/2014) [-]
buy her flowers and a ring
User avatar #121912 - iridium (03/13/2014) [-]
You're already going to an aquarium and then you're asking her out?
User avatar #121902 - princessren (03/13/2014) [-]
your gonna ask out your friend's girlfriend?
#121936 - lugs (03/13/2014) [-]
I thought the same thing.
User avatar #121903 - bremen (03/13/2014) [-]
Can't believe i fucked that up, Drew and his girlfriend, then Emily and I.
#121897 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
have everyone start singing and get the fish to align themselves to say... whatever you want them to say
#41 - It has its moments. 02/25/2014 on Democracy. Anarchy. Helix... 0
#39 - Basically.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Democracy. Anarchy. Helix... 0
User avatar #40 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't see where the fun is in this, lol.
User avatar #41 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
It has its moments.
#37 - Anarchy mode is essential spamming, while democracy mode allow…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Democracy. Anarchy. Helix... 0
User avatar #38 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
This game seems to go nowhere the way anarchy is going...And it seems everyone wants anarchy... >_>
User avatar #39 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
Basically.
User avatar #40 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't see where the fun is in this, lol.
User avatar #41 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
It has its moments.
#34 - The chat box on twitch tv is hooked up to a program so when so…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Democracy. Anarchy. Helix... 0
User avatar #35 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
It looks like a fuck ton of spamming idiots to me, but I guess I'll see what happens ._.
User avatar #37 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
Anarchy mode is essential spamming, while democracy mode allows for voting on the next move.
User avatar #38 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
This game seems to go nowhere the way anarchy is going...And it seems everyone wants anarchy... >_>
User avatar #39 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
Basically.
User avatar #40 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't see where the fun is in this, lol.
User avatar #41 - bremen (02/25/2014) [-]
It has its moments.
User avatar #36 - vashford (02/25/2014) [-]
And not the commands, but other people just saying random shit.
#66 - The military wont use it. What i mean is. Yes, DragonSkin is t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Unbelievable Facts 0
#67 - soloman (02/19/2014) [-]
I see. Thanks for the clarification.

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User avatar #24 to #23 - bremen (05/30/2011) [-]
Helloooooo. how are you?
#10 - anonymousmember (04/30/2011) [-]
BEAT MY 3167
User avatar #11 to #10 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
I WILL!!!
User avatar #12 to #11 - anonymousmember (05/01/2011) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
User avatar #13 to #12 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
OK. curently at 463 seconds and my ears are bleading. jk but my brain hurts. also on a side note. CHROME IS BETER!
User avatar #14 to #13 - anonymousmember (05/01/2011) [-]
OH HELLS NAW
#15 to #14 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
OH HELLZ TEH FUCK  YEA!
OH HELLZ TEH FUCK YEA!
#17 to #16 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
I dont have any of those reaction pics so here! and YES
I dont have any of those reaction pics so here! and YES
User avatar #18 to #17 - anonymousmember (05/01/2011) [-]
ALL THE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR THE ONE I POSTED ARE.....ARE....GOOOOOONE
#19 to #18 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
do you want me to post most of my folder on your profile? i have a somewhat good collection.
User avatar #20 to #19 - anonymousmember (05/01/2011) [-]
WHY ARE THEY GONE,THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING TIME ITS HAPPENED
User avatar #21 to #20 - bremen (05/01/2011) [-]
i save mine to a flash drive every week just in case. but do you want me to post mine on your profile?
User avatar #22 to #21 - anonymousmember (05/01/2011) [-]
Sure bro,thanks
#1 - lolocaustic (03/04/2011) [-]
OK, i kinda had to rush it, but hopefully you like it.
User avatar #3 to #1 - bremen (03/04/2011) [-]
lol thanks and you took my profile comment virginity.....
User avatar #5 to #4 - bremen (03/04/2011) [-]
lol thanks i will put it on my guy tommorow. ill post the link of the pic on your profile. oh and i wont be home till 6 plus i have to make a tie ( mw2 logo with ghost((sketching))
User avatar #6 to #5 - lolocaustic (03/04/2011) [-]
You sketch? Awesome! Oh, and i just checked the file... All i can say is that, HOLY SHIT, funnyjunk ruined it... Is there anywhere else i can put it? Because the quality on this one is atrocious.
User avatar #7 to #6 - bremen (03/04/2011) [-]
i guess i could give you my gmail. just send it to dyacchari@ gmail.com. if it works ill be able to retransfer it to my pics on my laptop. and yes. i sketched a really good trollface for art (posting it when i get it back) and all anything you want sketched? ( ill try to make it for you if you want)
User avatar #8 to #7 - lolocaustic (03/04/2011) [-]
Hmm... I have a few things i'd like to see sketched, but we can talk about that later. I'll send you it tomorrow.
User avatar #9 to #8 - bremen (03/04/2011) [-]
ok just gather info on what you want sketched.( who like characters and all) then send it along with the mincraft pic( as a attatchment) but the rest just typed. right now i got to go. l8r and thanks
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolocaustic (03/04/2011) [-]
Also, if you could take a screenshot of the skin in 3rd person in-game, that'd be great
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