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#1 - "This get's me up"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Hitting on girls 0
#2 - Common Pepe (04/18/2015) [-]
#35 - Isn't Samus supposed to be taller? Correct me if I'm wron…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Crossovers +8
User avatar #154 - scandalouszander (12/16/2014) [-]
shes leaning forward to see around John, if she stood up straight he would probably only be half afoot taller than her not the full foot it looks like
User avatar #76 - capslockrage (12/16/2014) [-]
without suits, master cheif is about 7 inches (17.78 centimeters) taller than samus without her suit

with his suit he is 218.44 centimeters, samus without her suit is 190.5 centimeters

so there actually is almost 30cm shorter than him
User avatar #61 - harala (12/16/2014) [-]
but you see, she is leaning sideways, at least it seems
#45 - wolfwithglasses (12/16/2014) [-]
real question is: Would they make a good couple? large bulky armor,kills aliens for a living,both are badasses. i would think so. c:
User avatar #155 - questionableferret (12/17/2014) [-]
The Chief is meant to be in his 40s/50s, isn't he? He's much older than Samus and frankly speaking I don't think he actually has social skills... like, at all. He barely ever talks and it seems all there is to him is his work. I'd imagine they'd be decent friends and work well together but less than lacking any real romantic chemistry between each other they have no romantic chemistry with basically anyone.

Even Chief and Cortana seem more like really close friends than lovers.

Chief and Samus act like social hermits and IF (and that's a big if) they ever got romantically involved with someone else they'd need to have people who could really get them out of their shells.
User avatar #173 - wolfwithglasses (12/18/2014) [-]
well,Chief has had his suit locked up and been in Cryo sleep for while a long time and if i remember correctly. cryo sleep stops the body from doing anything like aging,so he would be 40 or 50 ,but he would still look like he's in his 20s or 30s
User avatar #174 - wolfwithglasses (12/18/2014) [-]
if only i can edit my comment,the while part is annoying me..
User avatar #175 - questionableferret (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna agree with you but then you put that 'while' in there and now I understand that in truth you're just a drooling moron unworthy of my time.

Still, they've no real chemistry. The power of 'Strong Silent Type' characters is they are very interesting to watch whilst they interact with regular or eccentric people, but they are incredibly dull when paired up with another 'Strong Silent Type' character so those two, despite being the foremost icons of Sci-Fi badasses in gaming, have no real chemistry with one-another, and probably no interest in each-other either.
#176 - wolfwithglasses (12/18/2014) [-]
i was attempting to answer your question of his age. And i never disagreed or made an argument about what you said about them not working out as a couple,in fact, i do agree with what you said. If i'm not worthy of your time then why did you respond? And I didn't want further explanation on how their relationship might not work out,i understood from your recent reply.
#177 - questionableferret (12/18/2014) [-]
I was making a joke based upon you making a mistake and then commenting again, clearly showing you were irritated by the mistake, by compounding the mistake and making it seem like I thought you were an imbecile because of the mistake that I honestly wouldn't have noticed unless you pointed it out.

And then I felt like I needed to lighten the tone so I dropped in some shit related to the topic.
User avatar #178 - wolfwithglasses (12/19/2014) [-]
well,sarcasm doesn't really show through text and you know how many assholes are on here ,but at least you know i agree with what you said c:
#99 - temporalguardian (12/16/2014) [-]
Thumb because yang
#150 - rabidaardvark (12/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - armsdealer (12/16/2014) [-]
They're both emotionally and physically damaged goods. Both have had everything they've ever cared about ripped from them violently, with an fairly similar military origin.

All alien killing aside, it would make for a tear jerking drama. PTSD in spaaaaaaaaace
User avatar #63 - wolfwithglasses (12/16/2014) [-]
so it's a solid 20/10?
User avatar #64 - armsdealer (12/16/2014) [-]
"20/10 It's like Halo without the guns" - IGN
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#109 - Satan in Heroes of the Storm hue 12/13/2014 on #true +2
#1493 - **breakingbenjo used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **breakingbenjo … 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#293 - Sörmland mentioned, swell with incest and free busscards … 12/05/2014 on Feminazi Legbeard Bullshit +1
#99 - There are decimeters, which is 10 centimeters or 0.1 meters 11/23/2014 on Temperature +7
#3955 - **breakingbenjo rolls 138,474,482** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#188 - I'm dissapointed that no swedes have posted this yet …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on A message across the millenia. +2
#329 - cherubium (09/10/2014) [-]
#64 - Det är en linje som fördjupar sig extra mycket i ett v…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Shrek is Life 0
User avatar #65 - mutzaki (08/23/2014) [-]
Tack för infot
#14 - Second year at gymnasium and I started a week ago while some o…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Shrek is Life 0
User avatar #44 - mutzaki (08/23/2014) [-]
Vad är en spetslinje? Är det något som kom till i samband med det nya betygssystemet?
User avatar #64 - breakingbenjo (08/23/2014) [-]
Det är en linje som fördjupar sig extra mycket i ett visst ämne, så det är ingen inriktning utan ännu djupare. Det finns ca 20 st i Sverige
Du kan läsa mer här www.spetsutbildningar.se/
User avatar #65 - mutzaki (08/23/2014) [-]
Tack för infot
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