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#164 - "Microsoft points for the DLC god!!!" 05/21/2013 on Xbox +5
#186 - According to comment #28, they got discovered because the elec…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Funny Business +7
#288 - swagbot (05/21/2013) [-]
Should've used turbines/solar panels.

Everyone would have just written them off as 'crazy survivalist country folk' and not raided their house.

I estimate it would've cost $50K MAX to outfit that house with self-sufficient panels/turbines, and they could've paid that off with their weed in a hurry.
#77 - So Noah, is, like, the most badass Pokemon trainer ever. 05/21/2013 on who remembers +1
#222 - MFW imagining it 05/21/2013 on Thors Hammer 0
#84 - Accents aren't something that you can easily measure. Everybo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Cannonball 0
User avatar #97 - andnowducks (05/20/2013) [-]
I guess.
#19 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Only letters, numbers and... +16
#75 - I agree with you, and I never use the term "British accen…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Cannonball 0
User avatar #83 - andnowducks (05/19/2013) [-]
Holy shit, it could depend on the other half of your family, like being Japanese and Greek or something, I think I'm also in the wrong.
#84 - breakfastlunch (05/19/2013) [-]
Accents aren't something that you can easily measure. Everybody has his/her own accent and it changes over time and with geography, so you can't really label anybody's accent with one word.
User avatar #97 - andnowducks (05/20/2013) [-]
I guess.
#67 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Do i look sexy? 0
#33 - Actually, that's not quite true. The President of the US is, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Presimon? +6
User avatar #40 - bigmanfifty (05/12/2013) [-]
He represents interest groups, if he deviated from their particular aims he would be fucked. As well as this, he is at the mercy of the media and public opinion.

so he has power, but only the power to follow the status quo.
User avatar #34 - IAmManbearpig (05/12/2013) [-]
even so, he doesn't have as much power as people seem to think he has. he can't just snap his fingers and make something legal or end the current conflict with the taliban (which I don't believe was actually declared a war,but I may be wrong, which gives him less power than if it was.)
#1 - What they should have used for the victory poses. 05/12/2013 on mewtwo +9
#2 - If you neglect to worship The Cage, The Cage will come for you… 05/12/2013 on Yeah, science bitch! -4
#7 - But are your burdens being carried?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Getting married +11
#20 - Blargosnarf (05/13/2013) [-]
Hell's yeah.
#11 - ehzio has deleted their comment.
#4 - Gandalf sappin' mah Ent tree! 05/12/2013 on Gandalf doesn't give a... +64
#7 - Are you kidding? It would suck to be President... It's one of…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Presimon? +59
User avatar #147 - christofferse (05/13/2013) [-]
On the right, he looks like a young Nelson Mandela
#15 - blackgecko (05/12/2013) [-]
yeah but if you are smart you could fix a lot of the problems in america.. and it's nice to be able to say you're the most powerful person on earth
User avatar #29 - IAmManbearpig (05/12/2013) [-]
except the president doesn't have much power at all, it's all congress
#37 - blackgecko (05/12/2013) [-]
he has more power then 65 of them combined
#33 - breakfastlunch (05/12/2013) [-]
Actually, that's not quite true. The President of the US is, in fact, one of the most powerful people on the planet. Since the mid-20th century, presidents have had the ability to pretty much wage an entire war without needing a Congressional declaration of war. The President has a lot of power in pushing legislation through Congress due to both political power and social influence, and can deny legislation through veto. Also, the President can handle diplomacy without needing Congressional treaties, and a bunch of other stuff.

The last century or two have been marked with stronger and stronger Presidential power.
User avatar #40 - bigmanfifty (05/12/2013) [-]
He represents interest groups, if he deviated from their particular aims he would be fucked. As well as this, he is at the mercy of the media and public opinion.

so he has power, but only the power to follow the status quo.
User avatar #34 - IAmManbearpig (05/12/2013) [-]
even so, he doesn't have as much power as people seem to think he has. he can't just snap his fingers and make something legal or end the current conflict with the taliban (which I don't believe was actually declared a war,but I may be wrong, which gives him less power than if it was.)
#9 - Picture 05/12/2013 on MFW Someone Calls Link "Zelda" 0
#3 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Parents And Pokemon +7
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Prince of Zamunda +43
#8 - SergeantPWN (05/12/2013) [-]
#80 - hairibar (05/13/2013) [-]
#3 - I <2 U -Gaben  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Oh Gabe +35
#51 - dacluck (05/13/2013) [-]
#7 - Comment deleted 05/12/2013 on What's your favorite idea? +1
#4 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Tyler Perry +1
#6 - Picture 05/12/2013 on okay +5
#3 - How many babies does it take to paint a house? >Depends…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Dirty One Liners +83
User avatar #175 - mctoilet (05/13/2013) [-]
What is the difference between a baby and a freezer?
> It's freacking cold to shove your dick in a freezer.
User avatar #105 - fadetometallica (05/13/2013) [-]
What do babies look like in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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User avatar #80 - cakezs (05/13/2013) [-]
My favorite one:
How do you get a baby to stop running in circles?
Nail it's other foot to the floor.
User avatar #53 - cadencee (05/13/2013) [-]
Honestly I think from a moral point of view, 1 dead baby is better than 1000.
#12 - alawabidingcitizen (05/12/2013) [-]
What's worse than a dead baby?
> A pile of them.
What's worse than that?
> A pile of them with one live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
> The live one's eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
> It goes back for seconds.
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#11 - kierano (05/12/2013) [-]
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can cum in its mouth while it's dying.
What's small, blue and flies around the room at a high speed?
A baby with a punctured lung
How do you stop it from flying around?
Shovel
What's worse than a 1000 babies nailed to a tree?
1000 trees nailed to a baby
What goes round in circles and bubbles?
A baby in the microwave
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
oh my god each time i get to the punchline the baby freaks out this is genius
User avatar #9 - Fgner (05/12/2013) [-]
Almost all of those are fucked up in some way, dude.

> What's blue and orange and sinks to the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
> What's white, orange and red and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with slashed baby.
> What's the difference between your mom and a dead baby?
I didn't fuck your mom's soft spot till she died.
> What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Mommy, Mommy jokes are great too!
> Mommy, Mommy! I can't stop going in a circle!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
> Mommy, Mommy! I Don't like daddy's eyes!
Then eat around them!
> Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to have Grandma for dinner!
Then starve!
User avatar #8 - onionbubs (05/12/2013) [-]
actually, one baby nailed to 1,000 trees wouldnt be so bad because the thousandth of a baby would be the size of the nail so you wouldnt be able to see it much...
User avatar #33 - xxkelevraxx (05/12/2013) [-]
I think you're just thinking about surface area. there's plenty of baby to go around, inside and out. plus, it you use finishing nails.. you notice more!
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Pegasus is real +25
#7 - whoovesthedoctor (05/13/2013) [-]
the gif is so funny i dont know who to agree with here
#3 - So, to sum it up...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on which one do u do? +19
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
well what the fuck do you compare it to?
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
so you need to compare something to something else in order to say it sucks....?
#122 - Well, there you go. Problem solved. 05/12/2013 on My feline comrade +1
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