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Date Signed Up:7/15/2012
Last Login:1/26/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1762 total,  2046 ,  284
Comment Thumbs: 2899 total,  5415 ,  2516
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:128399
Times Content Favorited:83 times
Total Comments Made:1802
FJ Points:4641

latest user's comments

#515 - I should've picked a different username. 11/04/2013 on fukkendragonite's profile 0
#30 - You would be a man with a vagina. You wouldn't get breasts. …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live -13
#143 - Loppytaffy has deleted their comment.
#115 - nottatguy (11/04/2013) [-]
With that amount of money, oh yes I can get breasts.
User avatar #114 - Icedangel (11/04/2013) [-]
With 200 million dollars i'm sure you could buy some boobs...
User avatar #67 - snakefire (11/04/2013) [-]
Im a pretty good trap except for my broad shoulders and facial hair.

Like if I had a vag, I'd just start taking hormones and accept my womanhood.
#193 - kanadetenshi (11/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #233 - snakefire (11/05/2013) [-]
hhheheheeh
#148 - thesovereigngrave (11/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #144 - departed (11/04/2013) [-]
If I wore gloves and was a bit shorter I'd be perfect...
User avatar #135 - redstonealchemist (11/04/2013) [-]
i like traps
User avatar #35 - dracolegacy (11/04/2013) [-]
either that or they would find you attractive and consider it the perfect time to try out that new strap-on.
#92 - So far, yes. 10/24/2013 on How to get top comment on... 0
#86 - Yay, you guys broke my front page cherry. I hate ever…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2013 on How to get top comment on... +25
User avatar #107 - darksideofthebeast (10/24/2013) [-]
Yay,
Finally someone who doesn't do some gay little "THANK YOU GUISE <3333"

You deserve my thumb and fuck you too!
User avatar #106 - tittentei (10/24/2013) [-]
I love you ^-^
User avatar #89 - redneckhokage (10/24/2013) [-]
are you gunna by us dinner first before you fuck us?
#88 - chitose (10/24/2013) [-]
sticking your own comment huh
User avatar #99 - TheHutchie (10/24/2013) [-]
I somehow got top comment yesterday but I think that this is much, much funnier than the stupid shit I wrote.
User avatar #92 - breadbasket (10/24/2013) [-]
So far, yes.
#68 - It was probably my comment. 10/24/2013 on How to get top comment on... 0
#73 - They're the exact same show... 10/23/2013 on Can't argue with that logic -2
#72 - Yeah, it's like they try way to hard to "push the envelop…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Can't argue with that logic +1
#75 - meuk (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't think the family guy demographic is 12-year-olds though... I'm 27 and I still like it, since i saw the first episode. Sure, there's lame-ass episodes in between, but, meh.
Beavis and Butthead are also cewl, I concur. Pic related, it's the best game ever made. jk
#16 - yfw making this comment  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Can i have some +1
#137 - magnificentfaggit (10/22/2013) [-]
there's an eminem pun somewhere in my comment, also let me rephrase the rest for you to understand
"I happen to prefer peanut m&m's over reese's pieces yet i still believe that Reese's pieces are somewhat superior in taste to regular m&m's."
i also made a diagram
#15 - It means he's another stupid **** that pretends to have…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Can i have some -1
User avatar #47 - tokitoki (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't "pretend to have trypophobia". I know what trypophobia is.
I said it just makes me uncomfortable. Which obviously means I feel okay about it enough to crop it out.
#32 - stagger (10/22/2013) [-]
I had to google it.

But I did get this.
User avatar #17 - thechosentroll (10/22/2013) [-]
Technically everyone has that trypobullshit. It's just a reflex when the human brain notices holes in something. It assumes it's something that's going to try and eat you alive, so it tells you to back the fuck away. It's just more pronounced in some people than in others. To be fair, the trypophobia pics aren't even all that well photoshopped.
User avatar #65 - xXferaligatrXx (10/22/2013) [-]
nope i googled it and honestly some of it looks pretty damn cool
#16 - Who breaths while putting food in their mouth? That's… 10/22/2013 on Gotta stop going to CostCo... 0
#18 - Well, I think it's what people write/type, when they've never …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Tumblr's view on life 0
#26 - awesomechardey (10/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. But this is stupid as fuck. English isn't my mother language an i still could start raging, when I see this.
#110 - I was born in 1994, and I've never met a single girl named Jessica. 10/21/2013 on The most popular girl names 0
#64 - It really helps change it faster if you think the phrases &quo… 10/20/2013 on Fucking illusions +1
#143 - A lot of those things still exist... 10/15/2013 on Things We'll Never See Again 0
#45 - Looks like someone spread diarrhea on pizza dough, then came o… 10/13/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. +2
#23 - You just unleashed a white-knight stalking spree of a degree n…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on My Hippy Neighbor 0
#24 - alderus has deleted their comment.
#55 - Assuming direct control in 5... 4... 3... 2... 10/13/2013 on The Nopest Nope you have... +3
#95 - Oh, I know for a fact that I can't pull one off. I'm like an … 10/12/2013 on Why...? 0
#92 - That hat looks ridiculous on him. The brim is much to…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Why...? -1
User avatar #94 - thebestpieever (10/12/2013) [-]
Dude, you are fucking bonkers if you really think that you can (or anyone) carry any type of hat better than Humphrey Bogart.
User avatar #95 - breadbasket (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh, I know for a fact that I can't pull one off. I'm like an Auschwitz survivor, standing at 6'3" and 130lbs.
#16 - FJ's title > description > tags in a nutshell. 10/12/2013 on Look Behind You 0
#84 - This guy actually has a pretty nice head shape for a fedora. …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Why...? -4
#90 - thebestpieever (10/12/2013) [-]
Yep, gotta be fat to look ok in them.
User avatar #92 - breadbasket (10/12/2013) [-]
That hat looks ridiculous on him.

The brim is much too large for his head shape.
User avatar #94 - thebestpieever (10/12/2013) [-]
Dude, you are fucking bonkers if you really think that you can (or anyone) carry any type of hat better than Humphrey Bogart.
User avatar #95 - breadbasket (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh, I know for a fact that I can't pull one off. I'm like an Auschwitz survivor, standing at 6'3" and 130lbs.
#424 - Sounds like a move in the right direction, if you ask me. 10/11/2013 on Snakefires Ban +3
#139 - I'm sickened that Naruto is up there, and not Cowboy Bebop. 10/11/2013 on Enjoy this awesomeness! +1
#19 - Can't say I have. I never really was BTMI!'s super-fan. But …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #21 - jimli (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, do it man. It was really weird scrolling down and seeing a reference to a guy I know fairly well lol
#16 - That's the only one I know of.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #17 - jimli (10/11/2013) [-]
Ever heard of Laura Stevenson? My bro plays bass with her, and she used to be in BTMI
User avatar #19 - breadbasket (10/11/2013) [-]
Can't say I have. I never really was BTMI!'s super-fan. But I'll give her a listen.
User avatar #21 - jimli (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, do it man. It was really weird scrolling down and seeing a reference to a guy I know fairly well lol

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User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
basket of bread
User avatar #8 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #9 to #8 - breadbasket (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess so. I'm not sure how item trading works, so you'll have to explain it to me.
User avatar #12 to #9 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
thank you very much :D
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User avatar #5 - SaucyBoy (05/03/2013) [-]
fagot
User avatar #6 to #5 - breadbasket (05/04/2013) [-]
The fact that you care enough to bother with commenting on my profile really says something about your character.

ur kewl bro
User avatar #7 to #6 - SaucyBoy (05/04/2013) [-]
k
#3 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
and you buy items? what a retard.
User avatar #4 to #3 - breadbasket (05/03/2013) [-]
"buy" items?

What are you even talking about? They're free.
#2 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
when someone tells you "it;'s just a joke" you think that by you saying 'its not a very good one" that it matters? you're not the standard, it made me laugh and i can give two ***** if it didnt make you laugh, dumb bitch you have no good sense of humor.
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