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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Brandon Wayne Stanford
PSN: ILVLUP
Date Signed Up:3/08/2012
Last Login:3/21/2013
Location:USA
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Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
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Total Comments Made:1571
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#47 - It's not ******** :L I have been friendzoned and …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Friendzone -2
User avatar #49 - airline (08/19/2012) [-]
Everyone has this experience of "friend zoning" but in reality, it's whining because a girl didn't wanna fuck you, which you didn't do, did you? You behaved like a damn adult and got a girlfriend, problem solved.
#51 - brandonstanford (08/19/2012) [-]
Well Im 16 so at my age the girls seem hot AF but, you get what you can :/
User avatar #53 - airline (08/20/2012) [-]
You're a man now, so I'm gonna level with you, women love men who commit double rape homicides in broad daylight, while dressed as Darth Maul, it's how my Grandparents met in nought-four.
#165 - I GET IT... BUT,WHY WOULD THEY TELL ME AT 4-10 YEARS OLD A…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on I Finally Understand +3
User avatar #167 - tenmillionbears (08/19/2012) [-]
Because they probably wouldn't get the real meaning.
#522 - **brandonstanford rolled a random image posted in comment #6… 08/19/2012 on Warning: Not for Epileptics 0
#154 - Anyone have a source of this? It would make my tiny room b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Ikea Has Finally Made... +1
User avatar #162 - johnlemon (08/19/2012) [-]
Yep, like it says in the fucking title. Ikea.
#234 - ******* nice roll 08/19/2012 on I don't get it... Wait... 0
#358 - But...I like boobs,ass,and vagina :l 08/19/2012 on Women Logic +2
#163 - Oh, god that makes you wanna cry :( 08/19/2012 on space invaders +3
#33 - Im saying that Im forever alone :l 08/19/2012 on Condoms!! +2
#23 - Well, I have saved even more money by not buying condoms and s…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2012 on Condoms!! +16
User avatar #38 - thegreentext (08/19/2012) [-]
Fuck myself*
User avatar #31 - mylazy (08/19/2012) [-]
"fuck me"????? You already are though.
#33 - brandonstanford (08/19/2012) [-]
Im saying that Im forever alone :l
#25 - parralax (08/18/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at fill in the blank ** I'm too poor for lube, I go in dry with this.
#46 - So it's weird when humans have sex in public but when animals … 08/18/2012 on awkward +2
#206 - NEW GIRL THREAD? 08/18/2012 on 4chan -2
#292 - MFW Someone ask me If Im a Jew..when Im not and just like havi… 08/17/2012 on When someone asks if I'm... +1
#50 - FIXED 08/16/2012 on The Earth Nation Attacked +2
#102 - I like other countries for their long history and being part o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Bringing the world together 0
User avatar #103 - exclamation (08/14/2012) [-]
I know nothing of my heritage. Only thing I know is that I at least have some roots in the United Kingdom.

And I mean (almost) all of it; my last name is of British descent (I think) and my mom's maiden name is of Irish decent.
#100 - Me 2 but, to correct you, Russia is in europe and Im pret…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Bringing the world together 0
User avatar #101 - exclamation (08/14/2012) [-]
Probably not. I just say Russia in addition because its so damn big and covers almost half of Asia.
#102 - brandonstanford (08/14/2012) [-]
I like other countries for their long history and being part of you own different country or culture instead of here in the states all us whites are claimed racist,we have the fear of sterotypes or others claim our ansestors were all slave owners..when my family came from russia in 1925.
Welcome to America.
User avatar #103 - exclamation (08/14/2012) [-]
I know nothing of my heritage. Only thing I know is that I at least have some roots in the United Kingdom.

And I mean (almost) all of it; my last name is of British descent (I think) and my mom's maiden name is of Irish decent.
#351 - But they are good? And the girls look fit doing it not lik… 08/14/2012 on You came to the wrong... 0
#350 - Why do black girls think thats hot or funny? They look …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on You came to the wrong... +15
User avatar #372 - penusflytrap (08/14/2012) [-]
Monkey see, monkey do.

(No pun intended)
#253 - you are speaking the qweens english you ******** 08/14/2012 on American Tourist +6
#296 - um, High school lesbians are ugly as **** but, lo… 08/14/2012 on Lesbians +1
#291 - My Facebook pic of me is ugly and in real life Im better looki… 08/14/2012 on cropping, how it changes... -4
#321 - Picture 08/12/2012 on Honey boo boo +1
#284 - Blue burritos ******* epic 08/11/2012 on facebook +1
#83 - eh, Ive already met enough weird girls asking me to be their &…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on Fatality -5
#91 - eddi (08/09/2012) [-]
#81 - I only replied bc you had a cute profile pic :l  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Fatality -5
User avatar #82 - robotzombie (08/09/2012) [-]
well then why dont u add me
#83 - brandonstanford (08/09/2012) [-]
eh, Ive already met enough weird girls asking me to be their "virtual BF" on here so i took off my profile pic..we can be friends, yes
#91 - eddi (08/09/2012) [-]
#79 - You tell me?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Fatality +1
#80 - robotzombie (08/09/2012) [-]
probably cuz I'm fucked in the head..
User avatar #84 - Durricane (08/09/2012) [-]
Or probably because you're attention seeking.
#87 - robotzombie (08/09/2012) [-]
aight aight sorry to bother you..

<--here have a gif
#81 - brandonstanford (08/09/2012) [-]
I only replied bc you had a cute profile pic :l
User avatar #82 - robotzombie (08/09/2012) [-]
well then why dont u add me
#83 - brandonstanford (08/09/2012) [-]
eh, Ive already met enough weird girls asking me to be their "virtual BF" on here so i took off my profile pic..we can be friends, yes
#91 - eddi (08/09/2012) [-]

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#5 - kaycie (05/10/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
#4 - brandonstanford (03/20/2012) [-]
"yeah your mom told it to me"
I love you more
User avatar #1 - debunny (03/20/2012) [-]
you have the same last name as a freind of mine named matthew, very interesting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - brandonstanford (03/20/2012) [-]
Stanford is a common last name Im pretty sure.
User avatar #3 to #2 - debunny (03/20/2012) [-]
cool story bro.
i love you
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