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Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: MidnightShotgun
Date Signed Up:4/01/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Master sword injuries +26
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#42 - frostbitcanadian (1 hour ago) [-]
HE HAD IT COMING!
#11 - i can fix that want to got to prom with me? 15 hours ago on It'll pay off in the end... +2
#69 - I love games. but i never really thought i'd be into HL. What …  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Half life 3 0
#77 - cigma (22 hours ago) [-]
Naw m8. He isn't an engineer. Just play the games, it's like an old movie everybody praises, it's like the starwars of videogames without the shitty prequels. Play them all and see for yourself, trust me you won't be dissapointed.
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#74 - sirfortytwo (22 hours ago) [-]
Guns are good, each with their on kick.

No upgrades, you collect a variety of guns, hand guns, machine guns, missile launchers, grenades, a gravity gun and a crowbar.

Even if your computer is a potato, you'll be able to play it
First game came out in 1998, and the sequel in 2004

This shit is old school fun.
#73 - atomicjojo (22 hours ago) [-]
gun creation/customization really only became a thing like 10 years after halflife came out, so no. there are a few creative and fun guns, though, but its a typical shooter for it's day.
#60 - i haven't played the game and dont think im gonna get the chan…  [+] (6 new replies) 23 hours ago on Half life 3 0
#67 - sirfortytwo (23 hours ago) [-]
Half life
>A theoretical physicist is hired at the Black Mesa facility where we performs an experiment that causes aliens from other dimensions to appear and the facility turns into chaos and destruction . At this point everything goes to shit and you must fight your way out....and you're being stalked by a man in a suit.

Half life 2
>Years after the Black Mesa incident, the earth is ruled by an oppressive race known as the Combine (combination of species and technologies). You meet up with your old colleges and friends, and start a resistance move against earths oppressors. Shit got worse, you must fix it.

Half life 2: Episode 1
>Moments later, you leg it out of the city. Shits 'bout to get intense.

Half life 2: Episode 2
>You escaped, but it's not over. There's hope for humanity on a pen drive and a missile. You won, sort of ... I ain't gonna explain shit.

If you're into games, you'll like it
Or not, I'm not a wizard
Remember: Narrative > Graphics

Hope this helps
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#69 - brandonsharklow (22 hours ago) [-]
I love games. but i never really thought i'd be into HL. What is the weapons like? can you create guns like Dead Space?
#77 - cigma (22 hours ago) [-]
Naw m8. He isn't an engineer. Just play the games, it's like an old movie everybody praises, it's like the starwars of videogames without the shitty prequels. Play them all and see for yourself, trust me you won't be dissapointed.
User avatar
#74 - sirfortytwo (22 hours ago) [-]
Guns are good, each with their on kick.

No upgrades, you collect a variety of guns, hand guns, machine guns, missile launchers, grenades, a gravity gun and a crowbar.

Even if your computer is a potato, you'll be able to play it
First game came out in 1998, and the sequel in 2004

This shit is old school fun.
#73 - atomicjojo (22 hours ago) [-]
gun creation/customization really only became a thing like 10 years after halflife came out, so no. there are a few creative and fun guns, though, but its a typical shooter for it's day.
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#63 - guanyu (23 hours ago) [-]
HL1: They do science and it fucks up.
HL2: The evil empire notices the fuck up and fucks them up some more.
Portal: It's unintentionally related somehow.
#9 - oooohooohooohoo DiDi has good taste. 01/11/2016 on Bomango - 24 -1
#77 - Here's mine. 01/11/2016 on Shitty Battlestations Comp 0
#54 - they're talking about how there was such an uprising after cha… 01/11/2016 on Cowardice +1
#108 - **brandonsharklow used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **brandonsh… 01/11/2016 on 5/7 dragons +4
#107 - **brandonsharklow used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **brandon…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on 5/7 dragons +1
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#108 - brandonsharklow (01/11/2016) [-]
**brandonsharklow used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**brandonsharklow rolls A whale's blowhole**
#106 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on 5/7 dragons 0

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User avatar #44 - lividsnorlax ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Go you're in Geneva? I go to HWS
#41 - skyrimdovah (06/20/2015) [-]
Congratulations! You've won Skyrimdovah #12!
User avatar #42 to #41 - brandonsharklow (06/20/2015) [-]
thanks bby. you sexy
User avatar #43 to #42 - skyrimdovah (06/20/2015) [-]
Damn right
#39 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
and a hipster fox, yes that's right you get TWO free images
User avatar #40 to #39 - brandonsharklow (03/21/2015) [-]
I. Feel. SPECIAL. Thank you <3
#38 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
heres your grim reaper
User avatar #22 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
man what is the deal with that icon
User avatar #23 to #22 - brandonsharklow (03/08/2015) [-]
you mean my profile pic? well i've had it for a long ass time. Not sure about Heartlessrobot though. He seems to have had it just as long if not longer.
User avatar #24 to #23 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
Where did it come from?
User avatar #26 to #24 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
I got it from another user, but he doesn't use it anymore so I don't remember who.
#45 to #26 - giffythetoad (11/06/2015) [-]
I made them for you, if memory serves correctly.   
    
   
And yes, I totally just appeared out of nowhere to assert myself.
I made them for you, if memory serves correctly.


And yes, I totally just appeared out of nowhere to assert myself.
User avatar #46 to #45 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2015) [-]
I think you made the custom ones, but I don't know if you made the original or not.
User avatar #47 to #46 - giffythetoad (11/06/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah, no. I made the custom ones lol.

Thought that's what he was wonderin' x3

User avatar #27 to #26 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
That one buttfox guy?
User avatar #28 to #27 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
There's a lot of buttfoxes, like every other bottom on furry board.
It's a popular animal.
User avatar #29 to #28 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
>bottom
lolwut... oh
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
Yea
Lots of buttsluts.
User avatar #31 to #30 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
gay
User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
You know it bb.
User avatar #33 to #32 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
I thought you were bi .
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
I am but I'm a little extra faggy with the pink text.
User avatar #35 to #34 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
That is quite an orange-ish shade of pink, but this is better.
User avatar #36 to #35 - heartlessrobot (03/08/2015) [-]
I want to try a different shade each time, last time it was more purplish.
User avatar #37 to #36 - majormayor (03/08/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #25 to #24 - brandonsharklow (03/08/2015) [-]
Now that my son, i do not know. Ask Heartlessrobot. He might have an idea.
User avatar #21 - brandonsharklow (12/20/2014) [-]
**brandonsharklow used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**brandonsharklow rolls Signs point to yes**
User avatar #20 - brandonsharklow (12/20/2014) [-]
*roll magic 8-ball*
User avatar #19 - brandonsharklow (12/20/2014) [-]
*roll magic 8 ball*
User avatar #18 - brandonsharklow (12/20/2014) [-]
*roll 8-ball*
User avatar #6 - RipperMan (12/10/2014) [-]
brandonsharklow
User avatar #8 to #7 - RipperMan (12/10/2014) [-]
i'm the shark around these parts
User avatar #9 to #8 - brandonsharklow (12/10/2014) [-]
Well that may be. but its FAR too late to change my user name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - RipperMan (12/10/2014) [-]
were you formerly shark or something?
User avatar #11 to #10 - brandonsharklow (12/10/2014) [-]
They used to be my favorite animal. but i found foxes are ******* AWESOME. plus if you do it right you can legally own a fox.
User avatar #12 to #11 - RipperMan (12/10/2014) [-]
but.. two dicks! :V
User avatar #14 to #13 - RipperMan (12/10/2014) [-]
i'd say "more for me" but they're not really for me
#1 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
User avatar #2 to #1 - brandonsharklow (06/25/2014) [-]
OP DELIVERS!!!!!!!!
#3 to #2 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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