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#7 - Thank you this is very helpful 7 hours ago on Mmmm Diabeetus +1
#2 - scienceexplain would this kill the man  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Mmmm Diabeetus 0
#3 - AllYourBase (8 hours ago) [-]
Not scienceexplain, but here goes:
The extra-strength 5-hour energy has ~207mg of caffeine, the regular, about 156mg.
22 of the extra strength would mean ~4,554mg of caffeine total.
22 of the regular would mean ~3,432mg of caffeine total.

The estimated median lethal dose of caffeine in humans is between 150 and 200mg/kg of body mass, depending on the person's ability to metabolize the caffeine. Google states the average body mass of an American is 81.9kg (180lbs)
150*81.9 = 12,285mg
200*81.9 = 16,380mg

This means that to approach the median lethal dose, they would have to drink roughly between 3-4 44OZ cups of extra strength, or 4-5 of the regular strength in order to reach that point.

Preexisting conditions, such as arrhythmia, high heart rate, blood pressure, or a deficiency in caffeine metabolism would change this, but despite it being a bad idea, it's probably not fatal unless you've got a condition that makes you more likely to have a heart attack.

TL;DR No, it probably won't kill you. You still shouldn't do it.
#10 - SFreedomX (37 minutes ago) [-]
This might interest you guys www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine
User avatar #7 - brackgrapple (7 hours ago) [-]
Thank you this is very helpful
#4 - CIS White Male (8 hours ago) [-]
Well apparently despite the lethal dose being that high the average Person Shows signs of caffeine poisoning at roughly 300mg.
#5 - AllYourBase (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. Caffeine poisoning isn't nearly as scary as it sounds. Ever had a few cups of coffee, and noticed you had to poo? Feel a little jittery maybe? That's low-level caffeine poisoning. All it means is that there's more caffeine in your body, and you're putting it in faster than your body can metabolize.
#6 - Oh I thought you said He,well I did say a little effort was made  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Admins dong to strong +3
User avatar #7 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
haha ok, thought zoe had a dick anyway
#4 - he only has two..  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Admins dong to strong +4
User avatar #5 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
I said she* not he zoe quin, you forgot to shop out admins leg
User avatar #6 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh I thought you said He,well I did say a little effort was made
User avatar #7 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
haha ok, thought zoe had a dick anyway
#2 - a little effort was made  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on Admins dong to strong +60
User avatar #3 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
why does she have 3 legs?
User avatar #4 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
he only has two..
User avatar #5 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
I said she* not he zoe quin, you forgot to shop out admins leg
User avatar #6 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh I thought you said He,well I did say a little effort was made
User avatar #7 - ratytang (9 hours ago) [-]
haha ok, thought zoe had a dick anyway
#39 - Thank you based hot wheels 9 hours ago on Better than Half Chan. 0
#36 - Ah, probably the whole criple thing, They get everything for f…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Better than Half Chan. 0
User avatar #38 - faguette (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah. but he is based as fuck still
User avatar #39 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you based hot wheels
#33 - Why do the jews pay him, This guy sounds alpha as **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on Better than Half Chan. 0
User avatar #34 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
i haven't been able to find out exactly why, i think he works for them but gets free housing and shit from them for doing basically nothing
User avatar #36 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, probably the whole criple thing, They get everything for free if its bad enough, Good for him
User avatar #38 - faguette (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah. but he is based as fuck still
User avatar #39 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you based hot wheels
User avatar #35 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
and he's said if it comes down to a choice between 8chan and his job, he'll just say fuck the jews and find a new job
#31 - Hourly nice, Is that some accident or does he have a disease?  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on Better than Half Chan. 0
User avatar #32 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
he has some disease.

but get this: the JEWS pay HIM. he is that fucking alpha
User avatar #33 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Why do the jews pay him, This guy sounds alpha as fuck with what hes doing
User avatar #34 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
i haven't been able to find out exactly why, i think he works for them but gets free housing and shit from them for doing basically nothing
User avatar #36 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, probably the whole criple thing, They get everything for free if its bad enough, Good for him
User avatar #38 - faguette (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah. but he is based as fuck still
User avatar #39 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you based hot wheels
User avatar #35 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
and he's said if it comes down to a choice between 8chan and his job, he'll just say fuck the jews and find a new job
#29 - Where are hotwheels legs?  [+] (9 new replies) 10 hours ago on Better than Half Chan. 0
User avatar #30 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
he ain't got no legs

doesn't stop him from getting his dick sucked on an hourly basis
User avatar #31 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Hourly nice, Is that some accident or does he have a disease?
User avatar #32 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
he has some disease.

but get this: the JEWS pay HIM. he is that fucking alpha
User avatar #33 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Why do the jews pay him, This guy sounds alpha as fuck with what hes doing
User avatar #34 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
i haven't been able to find out exactly why, i think he works for them but gets free housing and shit from them for doing basically nothing
User avatar #36 - brackgrapple (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, probably the whole criple thing, They get everything for free if its bad enough, Good for him
User avatar #38 - faguette (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah. but he is based as fuck still
User avatar #39 - brackgrapple (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you based hot wheels
User avatar #35 - faguette (10 hours ago) [-]
and he's said if it comes down to a choice between 8chan and his job, he'll just say fuck the jews and find a new job

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User avatar #21 - comicexplain ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I do, yes!
User avatar #22 to #21 - brackgrapple (09/17/2014) [-]
Would you happen to know where I could read this weeks issues?
User avatar #20 to #19 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
oohoh man you actually did it
User avatar #17 - legendaryhero (01/15/2014) [-]
uhh apparently i have these tests going on i knew nothing about >.>
Don't go to school one day because you are sick and you miss the next week's schedule..
I'll see if I can to it today.
I'm sorry if you were waiting for it :c
User avatar #18 to #17 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
Well thanks man
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