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Video Games Played: Portal, TF2, Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto
Date Signed Up:9/07/2012
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#122 - If you're asking where you can read this comic, here: www.you… 2 hours ago on Joker has standards 0
#121 - Here's a link of the comic this is from: www.youtube.com/watc… 2 hours ago on Joker has standards 0
#50 - I love it when the Joker begins to yell at Robin for messing u…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Joker has standards +3
#51 - Fuzzymarsupial (5 hours ago) [-]
One of my favorite lines from Night at the Opera.
#49 - It's part of a story arc called Batman: Whatever Happened to …  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Joker has standards +2
#92 - RageGuyyourmom (3 hours ago) [-]
Where can I download your comic knowledge?
User avatar #122 - bowties (2 hours ago) [-]
If you're asking where you can read this comic, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-80RlbIWGQc

If you are literally asking how I know this, it's because I borrowed it from a friend
#113 - The darkest moment of this show was when they ended up killing…  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on Dat dark humour +12
#135 - N. Korean citizen (5 hours ago) [-]
for a fucking cunt of a cat!!!!
I hated her so much. That shit was not ok, from all the feels that I got from Tom & Jerry (which weren't much I think) that one was crossing the line.
#137 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
It's the same as all the fuckfaces on here who get down on themselves because they get rejected by one girl that they've spent so much time thinking about that they ended up building an imaginary bond with her. Then, when she says "no" they feel way worse than they actually should. One lesson in life you NEED to know, is that, if you want a situation to end well and be happy, it will happen if you choose for it to happen. I'm not saying having a positive attitude will make all bad things just stop happening, but if you keep a positive outlook on life in general, just look for that brighter tomorrow and see the good things of today, then you will be happier.

TL;DR- FUCK DEPRESSION! GET HAPPY!
User avatar #119 - iamcanadian (5 hours ago) [-]
wut
#57885 - Fuck the Guardians of the Green Lantern Corps. Every single fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #57933 - stringfingerable (16 hours ago) [-]
I like how the black guy is the one with the purple ring.
#16 - Joke's on you, I cum at around 36 seconds into a prono 18 hours ago on This must have been done... +40
#26 - This is Silver Age Superman, you can't put logic in Silver Age… 18 hours ago on Fuck you Jimmy +3
#57860 - I hate it when my friend calls me a homophobic because I don't…  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #57896 - threeeighteen (16 hours ago) [-]
He's probably just trying to sound smart by using an extravagant word.
User avatar #57862 - mandatorycreeper (18 hours ago) [-]
I hate it when you hate something that's widely disliked, and people just assume you're jumping on the bandwagon.

No. I hate it because I think it's an atrocity. Nothing more, nothing less.
#57865 - scarytown (18 hours ago) [-]
THANK YOU! Well said.
#57864 - N. Korean citizen (18 hours ago) [-]
d00d ur jus a sheeple becus ur hating me lol

guess who
User avatar #57956 - EdwardNigma (9 hours ago) [-]
Guess Who was an awesome game.
#34 - MFW I see "Red Rieder Air Rifle"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Dear Satan... +16
User avatar #56 - heroicvenom (05/16/2013) [-]
you'll shoot your eye out kid
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User avatar #1 - redwins ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Changed my picture just for you <3
User avatar #2 to #1 - bowties (04/30/2013) [-]
you're dead to me redwins
User avatar #6 to #5 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
you better panic
#7 to #6 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 to #7 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you keep your profile picture the same, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
:(
User avatar #10 to #9 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
who am I kidding, I cant stay mad at u
User avatar #11 to #10 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Most people say that after a period of time :3
User avatar #12 to #11 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, you got a great personality

no homo
User avatar #13 to #12 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I have a great personality on the internet. In real life, I'm a different person. Basically lets say it like this, It seems as if I'm always on crack.
User avatar #14 to #13 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose it is tough making friends while high on crack
User avatar #15 to #14 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Well I'm always hyper when I don't have my music.


The only thing that keeps me from jumping over the room is me beatboxing in my head. Music just calms me.

And it is hard, but once you calm down and people actually get to know you, you get friends. But people still think I have a terrible mental disorder, but I just have "ADD".
User avatar #16 to #15 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
that's tough

sorry I wanted to kill you

and I wont bring down the vengeance of Thor on you either
#17 to #16 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I know it was all a joke.


Have this random picture from my reaction images.
#18 to #17 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
And if you ever get into an argument...this should come in handy
#19 to #18 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Thanks.

Have another random picture.
User avatar #21 to #19 - bowties (05/01/2013) [-]
Well, I must go, I have procrastinated long enough

Good luck, and God speed
User avatar #20 to #19 - redwins ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Well I was hoping for something you may have been able to use in the future but fuck.
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