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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/23/2011
Last Login:11/08/2013
Location:District of Columbia
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Level 242 Content: Doinitrite → Level 243 Content: Doinitrite
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Times Content Favorited:196 times
Total Comments Made:695
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#44 - america is deteriorating man. it took me getting diagnosed wit… 08/13/2013 on But i love vegetables +1
#37 - pizza was deemed a vegetable by congress so it could be includ…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on But i love vegetables +8
User avatar #42 - commontroll (08/13/2013) [-]
And also to be able to take out a serving of vegetables on the side to save money. The kids weren't eating the veggies anyway.
User avatar #44 - bowler (08/13/2013) [-]
america is deteriorating man. it took me getting diagnosed with diabetes (type 1) to learn the first thing about nutrition.
rather, be TAUGHT the first thing about nutrition.
#39 - that could go so wrong 08/12/2013 on Because fuck you +1
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Thats Smart -30
#10 - chaosbob (08/11/2013) [-]
you were the original buzzkill here
#5 - they must be so glad they paid a team of nerds to figure this …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Thats Smart -75
#24 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/11/2013) [-]
That, plus impressing people enough that they post a screenshot all over the internet.
User avatar #11 - Katzie (08/11/2013) [-]
"figure this all out"
That's like a two minute job.
#8 - awesomenessdefined (08/11/2013) [-]
Find the pressure a smart car can withstand. Find the weight of the average droppings of each bird. Divide the first by the second for each bird. Make the picture. And making the picture looks like it would have taken a decent graphic designer 15-40 minutes, if they personally designed the background and the silhouettes of the birds.

Plus, Clayton's got 4,711 followers, and isn't a teenager.
#9 - bowler (08/11/2013) [-]
#10 - chaosbob (08/11/2013) [-]
you were the original buzzkill here
#7 - blandknight (08/11/2013) [-]
its viral marketing
#37 - how long do you think it took to blow that **** up 08/11/2013 on Fun as fuck 0
#34 - Huxley wins. i got bored and stopped reading less than halfway… 08/11/2013 on Meh 0
#26 - Picture 08/11/2013 on Haircuts make all the... +19
#30 - and there is a flame licking it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Cooking outside... -1
#41 - shishiko (08/10/2013) [-]
Because no one is never going to be smart enough to wear some gloves.

Seriously, if the person was creative enough to make a make-shift stove out of a block of wood and newspaper, you'd think he'd/she'd have some preparation.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2013) [-]
preparation? as in like.. a real grill?
User avatar #80 - shishiko (08/11/2013) [-]
Well, yeah.

If he/she needs to make preparation for a normal grill, then one made out of wood with massive holes going down the sides would definitely need some thought put into it.
#46 - also, reading through the comments, apparently it's "phys… 08/10/2013 on the title doesnt even matter 0
#45 - well since there is a door on the box, it would stop after abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on the title doesnt even matter +2
User avatar #46 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
also, reading through the comments, apparently it's "physically impossible" to put one portal in another.
but portals alone are tooooootally possible..
#18 - have fun picking up the pan  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Cooking outside... -1
User avatar #25 - kommandantvideo (08/10/2013) [-]
There's a handle on it
#30 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
and there is a flame licking it.
#41 - shishiko (08/10/2013) [-]
Because no one is never going to be smart enough to wear some gloves.

Seriously, if the person was creative enough to make a make-shift stove out of a block of wood and newspaper, you'd think he'd/she'd have some preparation.
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2013) [-]
preparation? as in like.. a real grill?
User avatar #80 - shishiko (08/11/2013) [-]
Well, yeah.

If he/she needs to make preparation for a normal grill, then one made out of wood with massive holes going down the sides would definitely need some thought put into it.
#40 - Comment deleted 08/10/2013 on Pisa 0
#281 - Picture 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... +1
#279 - im 19 this week, which is like 59 in fj years  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#280 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel like I age more rapidly here. Gonna be 21 in December.
#281 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
#274 - we're just getting old, i think. 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#270 - oh im pretty in-shape myself but im a filthy casual. about hal…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#273 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
Can't blame you. I only know enough because I've dealt with these guys for awhile and I know what to say usually. It's a strange place, funnyjunk....
#279 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
im 19 this week, which is like 59 in fj years
#280 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel like I age more rapidly here. Gonna be 21 in December.
#281 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
we're just getting old, i think.
#257 - all of them, it would seem. i really have no idea what ga…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#259 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
To be honest, you'd be surprised. All 6 of the people that work at my store are fairly in shape and decently attractive with only two of us being only slightly over-weight and as far as the people that come in, it's all sorts of people from every walk of life but the cliche fat guys that everyone imagines are pretty scarce believe-it-or-not. Now you know!
User avatar #270 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
oh im pretty in-shape myself but im a filthy casual. about half a step above a 'girl gamer' really.
i dont understand half the shit on this site anymore
#273 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
Can't blame you. I only know enough because I've dealt with these guys for awhile and I know what to say usually. It's a strange place, funnyjunk....
#279 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
im 19 this week, which is like 59 in fj years
#280 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel like I age more rapidly here. Gonna be 21 in December.
#281 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
we're just getting old, i think.
#23 - you mean him falling into vancouver's bench or playing for Minnesota?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Bitch im glamorous +8
#57 - madder (08/10/2013) [-]
oooooooooo
#235 - yes and every one of them is in tip top shape  [+] (9 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#252 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
The employees or the customers?
User avatar #257 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
all of them, it would seem.
i really have no idea what gamestop folk look like i havent been there since i was like 8. they just dont seem like they would be the sexiest bunch.
#259 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
To be honest, you'd be surprised. All 6 of the people that work at my store are fairly in shape and decently attractive with only two of us being only slightly over-weight and as far as the people that come in, it's all sorts of people from every walk of life but the cliche fat guys that everyone imagines are pretty scarce believe-it-or-not. Now you know!
User avatar #270 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
oh im pretty in-shape myself but im a filthy casual. about half a step above a 'girl gamer' really.
i dont understand half the shit on this site anymore
#273 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
Can't blame you. I only know enough because I've dealt with these guys for awhile and I know what to say usually. It's a strange place, funnyjunk....
#279 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
im 19 this week, which is like 59 in fj years
#280 - paulthehero (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel like I age more rapidly here. Gonna be 21 in December.
#281 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 - bowler (08/10/2013) [-]
we're just getting old, i think.
#32 - particle board. get off my internet 08/09/2013 on Where various cuts of... +7
#84 - I had an inkling that you meant that as a joke, but i wasnt su… 08/09/2013 on bouncers get to meet... 0
#83 - Sir Humphry Davy originally named it "Aluminum" and …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2013 on bouncers get to meet... -2
#109 - itsbendingtime (08/09/2013) [-]
Actually the official IUPAC spelling is aluminium, and aluminium is used in all official IUPAC publications. Aluminum is referred to as an "acceptable alternative."
User avatar #87 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
Learn how to spell colour.
#132 - bodomaftermidnight (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't understand this comment. What makes you think he doesn't know how to spell a word as simple as colour?
User avatar #133 - Loppytaffy (08/15/2013) [-]
Cos he's American and doesn't spell it with a u
#134 - bodomaftermidnight (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm American and I've never seen colour spelled any other way.
User avatar #135 - Loppytaffy (08/19/2013) [-]
US spelling is color. Believe me I've had to change MSword to UK English enough times...
#80 - im guessing you fellows are the impolite ones  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on bouncers get to meet... -1
User avatar #82 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
(It was an ironic joke. I didn't literally mean fuck you)
User avatar #84 - bowler (08/09/2013) [-]
I had an inkling that you meant that as a joke, but i wasnt sure. Funnyjunkers are a rowdy bunch.
User avatar #81 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
Fuck you.
#66 - impolite* This spelling correction was brought to you by …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/09/2013 on bouncers get to meet... -5
#79 - itsbendingtime (08/09/2013) [-]
Go learn how to spell Aluminium.
#83 - bowler (08/09/2013) [-]
Sir Humphry Davy originally named it "Aluminum" and both spellings are listed on the IUPAC periodic table so all is fine and dandy. Don't get your knickers in a bunch.
#109 - itsbendingtime (08/09/2013) [-]
Actually the official IUPAC spelling is aluminium, and aluminium is used in all official IUPAC publications. Aluminum is referred to as an "acceptable alternative."
User avatar #87 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
Learn how to spell colour.
#132 - bodomaftermidnight (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't understand this comment. What makes you think he doesn't know how to spell a word as simple as colour?
User avatar #133 - Loppytaffy (08/15/2013) [-]
Cos he's American and doesn't spell it with a u
#134 - bodomaftermidnight (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm American and I've never seen colour spelled any other way.
User avatar #135 - Loppytaffy (08/19/2013) [-]
US spelling is color. Believe me I've had to change MSword to UK English enough times...
User avatar #73 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
Go throw tea in a harbour.
User avatar #80 - bowler (08/09/2013) [-]
im guessing you fellows are the impolite ones
User avatar #82 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
(It was an ironic joke. I didn't literally mean fuck you)
User avatar #84 - bowler (08/09/2013) [-]
I had an inkling that you meant that as a joke, but i wasnt sure. Funnyjunkers are a rowdy bunch.
User avatar #81 - Loppytaffy (08/09/2013) [-]
Fuck you.
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User avatar #28 - jakeoff (09/30/2011) [-]
now ever ones thumbing up your post to make the image on the frotpage
this website is doomed
#26 - marking (09/29/2011) [-]
good god is that a pickachu i see?
good god is that a pickachu i see?
User avatar #25 - kixzikizie (09/29/2011) [-]
Dude you'r ****** awesome (:
User avatar #24 - kingrayne ONLINE (09/29/2011) [-]
Sweet jesus, I cant find any funny anywhere in this thread,or his pictures!
User avatar #23 - anonslayer (09/29/2011) [-]
**** you and your establishment
#22 - sauceishere (09/29/2011) [-]
Cut it out cancer.
User avatar #20 - theracistpanda (09/29/2011) [-]
I applaud you good sir.
#19 - MoarMemes (09/29/2011) [-]
**MoarMemes rolled a random image**
I love you.
#18 - llshadowz (09/29/2011) [-]
Ignore the haters, you rock.
Ignore the haters, you rock.
User avatar #27 to #21 - marking (09/29/2011) [-]
dude where is this from?
User avatar #29 to #31 - llshadowz (09/30/2011) [-]
I don't know :P
I just saw it on the internets, sorry.
User avatar #30 to #33 - marking (09/30/2011) [-]
dont worry i just tineyed it, iv go lead in it
thanks for trying though
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#16 - fordy (09/29/2011) [-]
Delete your account and make a new one
tell everyone you did this because you don't want to be a thumb whore...its the only way it will work
User avatar #15 - mariox (09/29/2011) [-]
Hero
#14 - wrpen (09/29/2011) [-]
This picture is the only thing that could express how ******* awesome you are.
#13 - diamondminer (09/29/2011) [-]
Amazing job fellow!
Amazing job fellow!
User avatar #12 - Amrx (09/29/2011) [-]
Go for it again! thumbed up all your pictures!!!
User avatar #11 - symustafa (09/29/2011) [-]
Holy sheet, you are a genius.
User avatar #10 - ninjakeviu (09/29/2011) [-]
You are a man of greatness.
User avatar #9 - sourbull (09/29/2011) [-]
i thumbed all your pictures, but it shouldn't be a sea of red
#8 - jarvilicious (09/29/2011) [-]
sick kunt
User avatar #7 - andrespkmnfan (09/29/2011) [-]
you are a legend.... :3
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