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Date Signed Up:5/27/2012
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#12 - I though it in the way before they invented how to make force …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on The essentials. +3
User avatar #13 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
I like my theory of a time traveler going back to star wars times and only packing an ice cream maker
User avatar #14 - bounod (02/22/2015) [-]
OR our ice cream machine inventor just copied the whole thing since they had it "a long time ago" over there.
User avatar #15 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
Or, the inventor of the ice cream machine in star wars times was copying the design of the one from the future, and the one from the future was a copy of one from star wars times, making it a closed temporal loop.

The ice cream machine is god.
User avatar #17 - inzix (02/22/2015) [-]
jesus christ slow down Socrates and Platon.
#10 - What if he was just trying to save the priceless ancient relic?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2015 on The essentials. +20
User avatar #11 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away nigga

it's from the future
User avatar #12 - bounod (02/22/2015) [-]
I though it in the way before they invented how to make force fields and battle capable spacecrafts, someone in their distant past had figured out how to make a machine that can create chilled dessert delights we lovingly call ice cream.
User avatar #13 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
I like my theory of a time traveler going back to star wars times and only packing an ice cream maker
User avatar #14 - bounod (02/22/2015) [-]
OR our ice cream machine inventor just copied the whole thing since they had it "a long time ago" over there.
User avatar #15 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
Or, the inventor of the ice cream machine in star wars times was copying the design of the one from the future, and the one from the future was a copy of one from star wars times, making it a closed temporal loop.

The ice cream machine is god.
User avatar #17 - inzix (02/22/2015) [-]
jesus christ slow down Socrates and Platon.
#112 - Picture 02/22/2015 on What the fuck 0
#77 - Picture 02/21/2015 on guy wrecking for 9 seconds +1
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#178 - I believe he mentioned the name of research (or researcher) in…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Time to blow your mind 0
User avatar #179 - garymotherfingoak (02/20/2015) [-]
alright, thanks.
#175 - Not the most scientific source about the matter, b…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Time to blow your mind 0
User avatar #177 - garymotherfingoak (02/20/2015) [-]
sorry, i mean what's a test that concludes this 80ms delay?
User avatar #176 - garymotherfingoak (02/20/2015) [-]
that was a good explanation. but where does the measurement of 80ms come from?
User avatar #178 - bounod (02/20/2015) [-]
I believe he mentioned the name of research (or researcher) in the video, so you could look up into that.
User avatar #179 - garymotherfingoak (02/20/2015) [-]
alright, thanks.
#382 - I'd say wolves are more dangerous than cougars... 02/20/2015 on I feel save here 0
#17 - The thing is that we need to try to see the decisions in the l… 02/19/2015 on The Lobotomy of Rosemary... 0
#6 - "They are extremely intellectual and are ONE OF THE SMART… 02/19/2015 on Guild Wars 2 Fact Comp: Asura 0
#11 - And that's how you love your cat. Ask any cat. 02/12/2015 on Privilege 0
#203 - Picture 02/10/2015 on science for christian schools 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Sweden Comp? I dont think so! +61
#72 - blarghwarghian (02/11/2015) [-]
Can people stop having a stick up their ass about the country i live in and focus on their own disfunctional dystopia?
I have had enough of this bullshit.
Yes, we got a feminist party, yes we got a bunch of people calling themselves the "sweidsh party" but in the end neither of them are for violence, nor are they forcing their opinions on the public.
Ask your regular swede living here what they think about politics and they won't answer you, because it is a opinionated subject and would you like to talk about something that is likely to become a loud debate in public, i don't..

So though i feel no malice towards you, it hurts to be the center of attention when one love to be in the shadow, say your opinion, but stop bashing randomly at a country you never been to and probably never will.
#16 - It's amazing how lifelike robots they can make nowadays. You c… 02/10/2015 on Show me your moves +1
#277 - I think much of it comes from people who think that if you wan…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Did you know? 0
#437 - gave (02/07/2015) [-]
No it doesn't. Because all you're saying is that if a religious person does good, hes only doing it because of his God/religion. But if an atheist does good, hes better because he doesn't have God/religion.

Some people are religious and don't need their Gods to make good decisions, they are just good people.
Some people are atheist and because of their lack of God are bad people. Because of some superiority complex they develop somehow.
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#4 - Anyone else thinking 'WTF are your priorities?!' when people t… 12/17/2014 on Everyone seemed !? 0
#26 - Picture 12/02/2014 on May the Tri-Force Be With You +12
#115 - I'd have to disagree. Sure she would have insight and jokes ab… 10/11/2014 on FJ's Back. Celebrate With... +1
#109 - She should try stand up. She has balls, sense of humor and sel…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2014 on FJ's Back. Celebrate With... +2
User avatar #175 - thatguyontheright (10/11/2014) [-]
She doesn't have balls...I just know...
User avatar #112 - leonhardt (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but most of her jokes would stem from her being a porn star.

She's funny now because you can read all these and have a hearty guffaw in like 2 minutes.

Imagine 22 minutes of this and tell me it wouldn't start to drag about 8 minutes in.
User avatar #135 - Gellfling (10/11/2014) [-]
well i can gladly say ive been on her page for more than 8 minutes and im still loving this

favstar.fm/users/asaakira join me
User avatar #115 - bounod (10/11/2014) [-]
I'd have to disagree. Sure she would have insight and jokes about porn, but surely there is a lot of material how other people see her. She seems to have an ability to find a funny and twisted side of things and that's pretty much the core of stand up. CK Louis, for example, has whole specials about how it feels to be a middle aged man turning old and how he sees his daughters.

More interesting point would be that are people able to laugh at her because she's an attractive woman? Comedians tend to say that being too good looking is a disadvantage in stand up because people feel uneasy to laugh at them.
#13 - Yea. I have always wondered what kind of sex life feminists ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on privilege unchecked 0
User avatar #26 - thingexplain (09/28/2014) [-]
In my experience, feminist activists like to be fucked up the ass and called a dirty slut, as long as absolutely nobody knows that they let a man take control of them. It's like how high-powered businessmen end up hiring a dominatrix because their entire public life is about being in control.
#20 - Maybe cats are fascinated by boxes because they understand con… 09/27/2014 on BBC +1
#4 - Picture 09/26/2014 on Jumping +296
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