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- When I was young, I had a dream that someone shot me in the he…
I had one where I was in some ghetto area (gone wrong) and I got shot in the head from the front.
I don't remember it hurting, but I remember dropping to the floor and waking up.
I had a dream that i drowned as a kid. I was so sure that it happened that i told my teachers id drowned once. They were trying to explain that it was impossible but i was certain. Nonchalantly heldfast to the idea id drowned as if it were as obvious and not impossible. Eerie thing is a few years later we moved house and in the backyard was a pool which was a spitting image of the one from my dream.
I had something similar, but it was someone attacking my back with a chainsaw. Boy was that painful.
I had something similar a couple of years ago. I was in line for something, and one guy from the group broke off and ran for it before being shot down and killed by Chinese soldiers. I twitched like I was about to move and a soldier pulled me out, forced me to my knees and executed me.
What happened afterward was similar to yours, but I remember it being a cloudy environment and I was passing by was seemed to be a iron fence to a big gate. I woke up after short of breath and my heart was beating like crazy.
It was a flashback to your last life, when you were a commie. Better dead than red.
Thanks be to God. Since being a commie was presumably a shitty lifestyle, am I Angel Beats now?
As the circle of life turns, and as history repeats itself, you are doomed to the fiery hell of Communism. You will never escape its grasp. Your only hope of retaining honour is to commit sudoku. No anime for you.
Rwminds me of one i have.
Be detective bout to make a break
Target goes into back of resturant.
Restaurant kitchen is apparently a goddamn hanger fir perp to get away.
Open fire on perp run out to parking lot.
Gunned downin parking lot
I usually write down all the dreams I have. Not at home, so I can't look at it right now, but I know I've been shot several times, most of the time there's no pain, just a touch feel, and the one that I always remember without looking through my files is when my stepmother shot me, she hit me 4 times with a small caliber revolver, no pain, but felt the touch and push. The only dreams I usually feel intense pain is when I fall from a big height, usually enough to kill a person, land on my feet, feel a lot of pain all over my legs for a few seconds, but never die or break anything.
Yea I didn't feel any pain from that dream either. Just flash from the barrel of the gun and then feel how my head jerked back from the hit. By the way. That wasn't when I woke up either. I spend next few seconds in total darkness IN A DREAM and I was able to think. I don't believe in afterlife so as the seconds passed by, my thoughts were "fck", "this was it", "I knew there was nothing", "...", "so what now?"
Then I started to see light. It was right in front of me and came brighter and brighter. I was amazed of it and started to question my old beliefs. Maybe there was something after life. Didn't feel moving, but the light just got brighter. Then I started to see some shapes. I didn't really understand what I was seeing until my eyes started to focus more and my brains finally caught what I was looking.
I was looking at my white bookshelf that was on sideways. The light what I saw was me slowly opening my eyes AS I was waking from the dream and my white room was all bright from sunlight (It was like 10am). It took me a second to realize it had been just a dream and I don't think I've ever jumped out of bed that fast before or since.
Every word of that story really happened like I said it did. BTW still don't believe in afterlife hehe.
Similar to something that happened to me once in a dream. I was standing in the cafeteria and there was this small get-together going on and all of the sudden three guys leave the cafeteria then come back with machine pistols and just start lighting the place up, I jump down but as I dove I felt myself take one straight in the top of the head, but there was no pain, I just know I'm hit. Everything went black the same way but I kept thinking for a second, but I was thinking about how I must still be alive if I'm thinking at all and that I should play dead until the commotion dies down, then I suddenly run into the hallway connecting to the cafeteria when I hear the shooters pass me, but I'm not seeing anything, I just know that I'm stumbling into the Hall and I need to run or I'll die. That's when I woke up.
- "I'm a vegetarian..." And that's how my dyslexia rui…
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Keny Ysestunca Erivadugno
- Could be just **** buddies haha
You got an answer for everything dont you?
- They aren't dating in the picture. You just assumed that.
When I see people kissing on the lips I tend to assume that
Could be just fuck buddies haha
You got an answer for everything dont you?
- WRONG. Whenever a girl asks that and you say you don't have a …
- It would unless it's sanktioned co-op with Mexicans. The probl…
Mexican anon gives advice...
Not only politicians, the people will scream if USA invade us or even send troops to help us. they see USA as a bad country who only want to control everything and have more resources, wich is some what true but I don't care as long as they help, I mean we are drowning in our own shit.
And no legalize weed will not help at all, the main entry of money don't come from here, its from other countries where they export it. What gives them money from here are kidnapping and making deal with politicians.
What could help us is that the whole country band together to overthrown all politicians and maybe execute them, they are useless even as prisoners and then stablish a new goverment that could really wipe cartels and drug lords but most important that people will stop being so stupid and selfish.
We live and grown with a mentality about that we are free, we could do what ever we want, that being lazy or find shortcuts even if that means broke some laws is a good thing, "you are smart or very good" and of course always trust in someone who is religious.
What about supporting a coup? The new government would likely be far more amenable to working with the US, allowing us to run a proper military co-op with government support
- I tried to make a point that we don't care. I just defended th…
I'm prolly just butt hurt that people are calling her a monkey, but I see your point. The runner up is more attractive, but I still don't know the whole story so I won't blame sjw.
i really don't mind if the winner is black, white, green, or car.
imo she looks nothing like a monkey. she does however, look like a man.
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