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bouncyakatsuki

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Consoles Owned: All (Previously) modern consoles.
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Date Signed Up:4/15/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#6 - I didn't know cats had mixtapes... 05/14/2015 on that cat spittin fire 0
#1 - But... Why would he get his hair cut when he's bald?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on This is how most of my... +2
#2 - whatamidoing (05/02/2015) [-]
He's not bald, he just dyed his hair invisible.
#3 - I read the warning, but I still tore my headphones off immedia…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Pillow tetris +2
User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (04/17/2015) [-]
I know. I found the video like that on youtube. It was probably just poor editing.
#1 - This gif shows that jiggling makes almost everything …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Pillow tetris +72
#2 - vorarephilia (04/17/2015) [-]
relevant. but also ear rapingly loud for some reason.
#17 - anotheroneonearth (04/17/2015) [-]
that's kinda arousing
#13 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
#10 - captainprincess (04/17/2015) [-]
Jelly Donger
#7 - walmartysnextghost (04/17/2015) [-]
oh god, my computer volume was on like 12, and I didn't have my headphones on, and the video was turned all the way down and I still fucking jumped just from sitting near my headphones that were plugged in
#3 - bouncyakatsuki (04/17/2015) [-]
I read the warning, but I still tore my headphones off immediately from the noise.
User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (04/17/2015) [-]
I know. I found the video like that on youtube. It was probably just poor editing.
#1 - What happens if you're not trying to be quiet?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Kane Zipperman +2
#3 - robogroovy (03/18/2015) [-]
Probably self destruct your house.
User avatar #5 - priestoftheoldones (03/18/2015) [-]
Fucking Besiege
User avatar #2 - moronsky (03/17/2015) [-]
Then they obviously won't turn on the garbage disposal, god dammit read the text
User avatar #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Actually the if makes it a conditional statement, so the reverse is not necessarily certain. The only statement that can be made with certainty (other than the original conditional statement) is that If a switch is activated and the garbage disposal doesn't turn on, then you are not trying to be quiet.

Basically "if x then y" implies "if not y then not x". For example, if a shape is a square then the shape is a rectangle. From this fact we know that if a shape isn't a rectangle, it definitely isn't a square. But if you know that the shape isn't a square, then you can't say for certain that it isn't a rectangle.

The Tweet is not formatted as a traditional conditional statement, but it is grammatically equivalent, so the same rules apply. Thus truth can only be derived from the statement if the hypothesis is true or the conclusion is false.

Logic, at it's most fundamental.
#8 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
A square is a type of rectangle. Look up inheritance. Also, logically an if statement isn't reversible like that without another statement. So saying "if x is true, y is false" is NOT the same as saying "if x is false, y is true". They're separate statements. Your logic is flawed.
User avatar #11 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Your talking computer science, not mathematics/philosophy. Look up Aristotelian/term logic. Inheritance has nothing to do with it. Also, I said neither of those statements. I said "if x is true, then y is true" implies "if y is false, then x is false". It's called the contrapositive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraposition

This is the only true statement that can be derived from a conditional statement(a.k.a. if x, then y statement). Moronsky fallaciously implied that "if not x, then not y" was true. Which is flawed logic.
User avatar #12 - moronsky (03/18/2015) [-]
But you have to consider that it's a
electronic devise, which would be controlled by a computer and therefor the logic of a computer would be used.So technically:

Glorious Java Script.exe
public void FuckWithEveryone(){
if(human'sVoice<DefinitionOfQuiet){
garbageDisposal.turnOn();
}
}
Glorious Javascript
So you are not wrong, but you ignored the context,which isn't that good either
User avatar #13 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/18/2015) [-]
Computational logic is based on mathematical logic. So yes, but your code, which does follow the logic of the tweet, does not define the actions that would occur for human'sVoice >= DefinitionOfQuiet. So you can't assume that its opposite.

IF this is the entirety of the rules that define the universe in which this tweet was created, then nothing will happen if human'sVoice >= DefinitionOfQuiet, but then you wouldn't be able to turn on anything otherwise, so it doesn't make much sense.

As for the contrapositive being true (which at this point isn't what we're arguing about, but I like talking about it) you already would know nothing happens if the if's argument isn't true. But you can say that if garbageDisposal.turnOn() never occurs, then you know for a fact that human'sVoice >= DefinitionOfQuiet, otherwise the disposal would have turned on. No other fact can be derived from this code which may or may not be the complete set of rules that this disposal operates on.
#10 - Kingsly (03/18/2015) [-]
Their logic may be rough, but the idea stands. It's possible that all of the switches turn on the disposal no matter what, it just also happens to be true that when you're quiet they perform their duty. Had the tweet said 'all of which turn on the garbage disposal [only] if you're trying to be quiet', we would have had a definitive answer to whether or not they turn it on when you're not trying to be quiet.
#37 - I think he's just sad about losing that eye. 02/25/2015 on Pirates of the Caribbean... 0
#49 - He should have pretended to be a superhero. 02/12/2015 on TFW NO GF +10
#4 - nat  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on whats in a name? +1
User avatar #6 - nicktrue (11/22/2014) [-]
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#3 - Rosario + Vampire. Good manga (Or anime) that has fan service… 11/03/2014 on That is why I love internet 0
#2 - Then I realized I forgot to log in. I are the smarterest. 10/17/2014 on Death +4
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