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Video Games Played: TF2, Pokemon Franchise, Battlefield Franchise, Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Earth
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Content Thumbs: 8472 total,  9134 ,  662
Comment Thumbs: 1233 total,  1708 ,  475
Content Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:186723
Times Content Favorited:327 times
Total Comments Made:388
FJ Points:9738

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#48 - Hey, that's good enough for my thumb. 12/16/2012 on wut 2 +3
#40 - Picture 12/15/2012 on Worlds most expensive dildo +28
#37 - Just wait, sooner or later I'll have the cardiovascular power … 12/15/2012 on Hmmm +1
#112 - Took away his directing? ******** ; you c…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Shyamalams Comet Part 4:... +3
User avatar #123 - swampert (12/14/2012) [-]
Sixth sense and unbreakable are pretty much great movies, and they are well directed. He is a solid director, terrible screenwriter.
#351 - Am I doing it right? 12/14/2012 on Colors 'n shit +2
#43 - Who is posting all these Spice and Wolf drawings? 12/13/2012 on Spice and Wolf 0
#32 - Wears Christian cross. Does the most unholy things ever. 12/12/2012 on Skrillex +1
#56 - When I saw the movie, I remember them saying that Kovu was ado…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Family tree 0
User avatar #57 - brosanction (12/12/2012) [-]
it all makes sense now...
#31 - I feel piracy is just like downloading a demo; if I like the g… 12/10/2012 on Piracy +1
#170 - Well it's probably the same with all the other types of animal… 12/10/2012 on The Bad Dream +1
#34 - Ok...your point? 12/10/2012 on Poke'Santa 0
#28 - Why is Santa black?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Poke'Santa +1
User avatar #33 - darkjustifier (12/10/2012) [-]
Because it's funny.
#32 - Spikeydeath (12/10/2012) [-]
because like Jesus, everyone thinks his real race is something else but he was white and jesus was middle eastern
User avatar #34 - bottleofwater (12/10/2012) [-]
Ok...your point?
#18 - Who imports a van?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on A Small Gesture Can Mean A... 0
User avatar #19 - foxxywithpaws (12/07/2012) [-]
Russians I guess...
#7 - I was joking, I respect the army and everything they do. God f…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2012 on title -19
#37 - coreyslyf (12/08/2012) [-]
bro, it's the Marines. please don't insult us like that :/
#8 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
I'll crack your neck faget u dont kno shit bout army 1v1 no scopes mw3 add me xXBl4D3420Xx
#64 - riffibanezius has deleted their comment.
#9 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
nigga i bet u hardscop liek a faggot.
#3 - I didn't see the brown bird on the left at first, when I did I… 12/07/2012 on back off, this bird is mine 0
#3 - Is it just me, or is that the most half-assed pinata I've ever seen? 12/07/2012 on Human pinata 0
#5 - Glad to see my tax dollars are going into a good cause.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/07/2012 on title -71
#115 - theasianminority (12/08/2012) [-]
damn right u are glad. these men go through more shit than u ever will
User avatar #61 - fyaq (12/08/2012) [-]
if by your tax dollars, you mean your parents
User avatar #14 - BlaiseGrimm (12/07/2012) [-]
just so you know...that jokes not funny...it never was, and it especially isnt to me now that i am a servicemember
User avatar #10 - CrowbarNinja (12/07/2012) [-]
Hoo rah.
#33 - coreyslyf (12/08/2012) [-]
oorah or errah or err. never hoorah...
#23 - xnotcreative (12/08/2012) [-]
-pats your head-

Nice try.
User avatar #6 - kinglobster (12/07/2012) [-]
god forbid these men who put their lives on the line every day to protect your ass have a little fun
#11 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Everyday? Seriously, i don't think theres that many dangers in USA.
User avatar #52 - HappyBus (12/08/2012) [-]
can't tell really but i think thats a air traffic controller helmet... which yeah is a very dangerous job. theres some nice videos on youtube of dudes getting sucked into jet engines.
User avatar #7 - bottleofwater (12/07/2012) [-]
I was joking, I respect the army and everything they do. God forbid I crack a joke at the army without getting verbally assaulted every time.
#37 - coreyslyf (12/08/2012) [-]
bro, it's the Marines. please don't insult us like that :/
#8 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
I'll crack your neck faget u dont kno shit bout army 1v1 no scopes mw3 add me xXBl4D3420Xx
#64 - riffibanezius has deleted their comment.
#9 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
nigga i bet u hardscop liek a faggot.
#14 - I'm confused, why did the Russian guy drive on the right side …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2012 on A Small Gesture Can Mean A... +1
User avatar #17 - foxxywithpaws (12/07/2012) [-]
Never heard of importing cars?
User avatar #18 - bottleofwater (12/07/2012) [-]
Who imports a van?
User avatar #19 - foxxywithpaws (12/07/2012) [-]
Russians I guess...
#27 - You know what I mean. 12/07/2012 on Ball of Mercury Cut in Half +1
#17 - I legit laughed my ******* ass off at this. Just … 12/07/2012 on EPIC FLAIL +1
#25 - Umm...I hope you guys know this is a computer generated gif.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Ball of Mercury Cut in Half +2
#26 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol all gifs are computer generated. The 3D simulation is computer generated.
User avatar #27 - bottleofwater (12/07/2012) [-]
You know what I mean.
#35 - Shameless self promotion. 12/06/2012 on Meanwhile, on the internet +16
#61 - It wouldn't be as impressive, seeing that your penis isn't as … 12/03/2012 on Now, that's a good trick 0
#13 - Oh god, my sides. 12/03/2012 on Punk Santa -1
#5 - That's actually pretty cute, nut the strangling part, but how … 12/01/2012 on French humor sparrow +1
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