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Video Games Played: TF2, Pokemon Franchise, Battlefield Franchise, Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
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#24 - Even better. 02/02/2013 on Sasha +14
#292 - Electoral college, fuck yea... 01/30/2013 on rubber +2
#38 - I want to know how.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Shuckel is a boss +2
User avatar #46 - AccWasLost (01/27/2013) [-]
Power trick. Swaps its Attack with its Defense. For a detail on specifically this damage can be done, scroll down a few comments.
#104 - iwantfun (01/27/2013) [-]
Aaand that Power Trick makes you easily OHKO'd
#487 - This has been the nicest argument I have ever had.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on We got a badass here 0
#489 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
#491 - topazxwolfify (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a single flaw in both of them that completely ruins there validty, something has to be made from something is doesn't just "appear" however
science is more of an explanation of how everything is going on after everything was made and religion tries to explain the other stuff that's happened, either way they seem like a means so an end, agnostic ftw~
#470 - I know that there is evidence against science, but I didn't fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2013 on We got a badass here -1
#474 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #487 - bottleofwater (01/27/2013) [-]
This has been the nicest argument I have ever had.
#489 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
#491 - topazxwolfify (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a single flaw in both of them that completely ruins there validty, something has to be made from something is doesn't just "appear" however
science is more of an explanation of how everything is going on after everything was made and religion tries to explain the other stuff that's happened, either way they seem like a means so an end, agnostic ftw~
#80 - What is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Cannot Be Unseen 0
#81 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
sim bionic titan i believe
#464 - You can't compare evolution or gravity, or any other scientifi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2013 on We got a badass here +5
#468 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #470 - bottleofwater (01/27/2013) [-]
I know that there is evidence against science, but I didn't feel like droning on and on and just wanted to get the central point out.
#474 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #487 - bottleofwater (01/27/2013) [-]
This has been the nicest argument I have ever had.
#489 - hocolol has deleted their comment.
#491 - topazxwolfify (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a single flaw in both of them that completely ruins there validty, something has to be made from something is doesn't just "appear" however
science is more of an explanation of how everything is going on after everything was made and religion tries to explain the other stuff that's happened, either way they seem like a means so an end, agnostic ftw~
#32 - Man, I miss this show, it's a shame there isn't a second seaso… 01/25/2013 on Rape In Cold Blood? 0
#72 - It's probably to protect his helmet from being knocked off by …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Epic 0
User avatar #73 - sweener (01/24/2013) [-]
That would make some sense. I figured a guy like that wouldnt be worried about cereal in battle.
#13 - It's made out of tin cans, paperclips, and plastic; it's not s… 01/20/2013 on Homemade Stirling Engine +5
#40 - You know you're a narcissist when you name a channel after yourself. 01/17/2013 on Vigilante Justice +6
#11 - Yeah, kinda...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Withccraft +5
#19 - jewcmarshal (01/17/2013) [-]
#30 - Until you remember te weapons ban. 01/10/2013 on gonna get me gun 0
#941 - Last video game was Katawa Shoujo, my weapon is my smooth char… 01/08/2013 on Umbra +3
#299 - download, and install, this is probably the easiest torrented … 01/08/2013 on katawa shoujo 0
#445252 - Just started playing, looks ok, shame i can't adjust the window size..  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #445261 - burnako (01/08/2013) [-]
you can make it windowed in the options instead of it being full screen
#445251 - eroge is looks pretty much like erotic so... 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#445246 - Dad says he'll subscribe me to any porn site as long as I don'…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #445264 - lickilicky (01/08/2013) [-]
>Showing your dad a game about romancing crippled anime girls.
When did you think this was a good idea?
User avatar #445256 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
Show him that you can turn off the nudity if you so wish.
User avatar #445248 - boyddamilkman (01/08/2013) [-]
How does your father know what eroge is?
User avatar #445251 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
eroge is looks pretty much like erotic so...
#445221 - Currently torrenting, my dad wants to 'talk' about 'things'....  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #445235 - bamesjond (01/08/2013) [-]
Seduce him
User avatar #445225 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
He probably just doesn't want you to become like us. It's okay, water, it's for the best.
#445199 - I'm on the website, my dad just came into my room and saw my c…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +6
#445218 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #445241 - bamesjond (01/08/2013) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen a more intense look of anguish
User avatar #445259 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
Hell, I love anime, but if my kid ever did that, I would be wearing the same face.
User avatar #445206 - ImmaAnteater (01/08/2013) [-]
But at least you still get to fuck virtual cripple girls. =D
#445185 - I hear you guys, I'll play it and see if I can get into it. 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#6 - This is proof that a gun can indeed shoot people without someo… 01/08/2013 on M 16 -3
#445167 - There's all this hoopla about Katawa Shoujo, and I just want t…  [+] (26 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #445252 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
Just started playing, looks ok, shame i can't adjust the window size..
User avatar #445261 - burnako (01/08/2013) [-]
you can make it windowed in the options instead of it being full screen
User avatar #445249 - hewenttojareds (01/08/2013) [-]
if you have never played a Visual Novel then yes because its a new experience because of KS i want to get into more
#445269 - hewenttojareds (01/08/2013) [-]
>because its a new experience because of KS i want to get into more

*sigh*
#445246 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
Dad says he'll subscribe me to any porn site as long as I don't jack off the this weird stuff.
"But dad, it's not porn" I say
"Prove it"
I show him the wikipedia page, first word he sees is "eroge"
"Son, I am disappoint"
User avatar #445264 - lickilicky (01/08/2013) [-]
>Showing your dad a game about romancing crippled anime girls.
When did you think this was a good idea?
User avatar #445256 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
Show him that you can turn off the nudity if you so wish.
User avatar #445248 - boyddamilkman (01/08/2013) [-]
How does your father know what eroge is?
User avatar #445251 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
eroge is looks pretty much like erotic so...
User avatar #445221 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
Currently torrenting, my dad wants to 'talk' about 'things'....
User avatar #445235 - bamesjond (01/08/2013) [-]
Seduce him
User avatar #445225 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
He probably just doesn't want you to become like us. It's okay, water, it's for the best.
User avatar #445214 - silverzepher (01/08/2013) [-]
i liked it, but if you don't like reading, or you like to have a lot of choices then you might want to try something else, but in case you do try it you might want to look up the flow chart, and if you can't find it i can send you the one i found.
User avatar #445199 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm on the website, my dad just came into my room and saw my computer...I have never seen a look of such depression before...
#445218 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #445241 - bamesjond (01/08/2013) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen a more intense look of anguish
User avatar #445259 - MillionsKnives (01/08/2013) [-]
Hell, I love anime, but if my kid ever did that, I would be wearing the same face.
User avatar #445206 - ImmaAnteater (01/08/2013) [-]
But at least you still get to fuck virtual cripple girls. =D
#445190 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
I have yet to hear of anyone who seriously disliked katawa shoujo. I loved it myself, and I found that I became extremely attached to all the characters in the game. It has a lot of internal monologue which could possibly be annoying, but the character development is fantastic as well as each individual story. I would recommend trying it!
#445201 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh, and the music is fantastic as well.
#445189 - ImmaAnteater (01/08/2013) [-]
Play it. Get 100% completion. Then play more VNs

vndb.org/ to help you find more info on VNs.
User avatar #445185 - bottleofwater (01/08/2013) [-]
I hear you guys, I'll play it and see if I can get into it.
User avatar #445181 - SandyStevens (01/08/2013) [-]
Ya, it's worth it.

Rin>Hanako>Emi>Shizune=lilly.
#445178 - burnako (01/08/2013) [-]
Do it.

Hanako best girl.
#445172 - xaerooo (01/08/2013) [-]
just do it, dont question
User avatar #445169 - bamesjond (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure, give it a try if it interests you.

One condition: If and when something cool/sad/erotic happens in it, you don't have to tell us about it. We get enough of those already.
#445158 - Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge...I swear, the Japanese are the mos…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#445163 - boyddamilkman (01/08/2013) [-]
Are you saying you are not excited for erotic haircuts?
#112 - search up Chris Ofili  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on description 0
User avatar #141 - newposterintown (01/04/2013) [-]
This is strange and it rather confuses me.
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