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Video Games Played: TF2, Pokemon Franchise, Battlefield Franchise, Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#6 - Am I the only who has never used helping hand?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2013 on asdf +13
#8 - isolotop (03/24/2013) [-]
am i the only one that doesn't know what it does despite playing since gen 2?
User avatar #14 - ephyra (03/24/2013) [-]
It only works in a Double Battle; it helps your other pokemon (puts up its attack and special attack or something by one stage) c:
#95 - Yea, but it's a ******* robot! 03/24/2013 on I'll just be quiet now 0
#52 - Steam sale. 03/23/2013 on Clever bethesda +1
#69 - This just goes to show, a dog's face looks good on a cat, whil… 03/23/2013 on oh god wut +1
#43 - I know right? Mexico is such a bastard! 03/22/2013 on Never Would Have Thunk It +49
#13 - I wonder if they have bit runner. 03/20/2013 on It´s a trap! 0
#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on my potato -1
#29 - oodlesandoodles Comment deleted by bottleofwater
#11 - Because she's female. 03/16/2013 on Moves like Jagger +2
#1 - Goddamn it mom... 03/16/2013 on We all know one.. +2
#14 - That post was so manly, my balls dropped a second time.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Description +11
#62 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
So did mine, and I'm female.
#278 - 1. Turn on both. 2. Dance to song of the beast. 3. Wak… 03/16/2013 on Every Fucking Time +10
#8 - Tea 03/14/2013 on Warning labels 0
#22 - Well, at least he has swag. 03/14/2013 on I'm dying +3
#30 - Comment deleted 03/13/2013 on How to be super 0
#155 - It's because **** black people, and pakis are a l… 03/11/2013 on This reminds me of a George... 0
#35 - This is the result of a very brave corgi, or a very horny husky. 03/10/2013 on huskey-corgi mix +17
#55 - Not bathing makes you Japanese? I guess I've been Jap…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on You know who you are +7
User avatar #69 - reginleif (03/10/2013) [-]
All of FunnyJunk is Japanese.
#87 - erotictentacle (03/10/2013) [-]
so... FJ is a place where all minds are being read at the same time?
We are geth?!
#102 - The Assassin's Creed has been slowly deteriorating over time, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on The new guy 0
User avatar #243 - johnnyiscool (03/10/2013) [-]
I disagree. Up until AC3, I thought all the games were still great. My favorite one is AC2, but Brotherhood and Revelations were still great games (apart from the crappy tower defense mode in Revelations, but it wasn't required). I'm hoping that they make multiple games with Edward so we grow to like him like was did with Ezio
#205 - What's wrong with getting things for free? The church does it … 03/10/2013 on If EA Games Sold Pizza... -1
#73 - I hope this means that I can hear about my mom's previous sex … 03/10/2013 on this is soap 0
#194 - Actually, they've got something better than my money, they've … 03/10/2013 on If EA Games Sold Pizza... +1
#190 - This is why I pirate EA games. No refunds? No problem!  [+] (10 new replies) 03/10/2013 on If EA Games Sold Pizza... +8
#192 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
That's pathetic. If you don't believe they don't deserve money for their product, you don't deserve the product.
#239 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Why should a company that rips people off deserve to be paid?
#254 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
because you want the product. You dont want to pay, yu dont take the product. It's simple. You're just a bunch of faggots.
User avatar #212 - anonomoz (03/10/2013) [-]
says the anon
User avatar #202 - theturkeyburger (03/10/2013) [-]
Do you even know what kind of sick company EA is? They deserve that loss of money. Sure, you wouldn't pirate a game from say, idk, Valve, but EA is evil.
#203 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Justify your leeching however you want. You all just want something for nothing.
User avatar #244 - dedj (03/10/2013) [-]
do i have to use caps for you to get that?
User avatar #207 - theturkeyburger (03/10/2013) [-]
You go look at Need for Speed: World for example. They want 50$ for one of the "Elite" (*cough* name slapped on to a normally tuned car in an attempt to get a bunch of money*cough*) cars. One car, in a broken game. You come back to me and tell me they deserve to be fed money for something that they advertise as refundable, but refuse to refund the money to. Broken games. Seems unjust, but EA DOES NOT DESERVE MONEY
User avatar #205 - bottleofwater (03/10/2013) [-]
What's wrong with getting things for free? The church does it all the time!
User avatar #194 - bottleofwater (03/10/2013) [-]
Actually, they've got something better than my money, they've got my respect, I mean who could make such good games that people will break the law to play them? EA that's who!
#12 - If they need horses, then why the **** are they e…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Still alpha as fuck +3
User avatar #13 - skumbaner (03/08/2013) [-]
They have a shortage because they can't help themselfes and eat them.
#110 - Don't you all hate when they over-react to everything? I mean,… 03/08/2013 on NBA Flagrant Foul Compilation 0
#71 - Man, that was a good anime. However, it leaves you on the bigg… 03/08/2013 on Bad luck gahnta 0
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