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#3 - Languages evolve. You don't say say 'dost', 'fere', 'onupan', …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2013 on CORGIS BECAUSE CORGIS +10
User avatar #28 - leetlewetbeaner (04/21/2013) [-]
You just made me feel really stupid, I didn't know some of those...
#15 - johnserrano has deleted their comment.
#5 - HellsSponge (04/21/2013) [-]
No, but you can still use those without being grammatically incorrect. Also, languages only evolve when a majority accepts the change. Just because people on the internet misuse a word does not make it an "evolution of language".

Person 1: "Hey, your new to the forum"

Person 2: "It's "you're", not "your""


Do you see the problem?
#6 - bottleofwater (04/21/2013) [-]
You're missing the point, I'm not talking about those words, I'm talking about the word 'cogwn' specifically. No one says it, or very little people say it. 'Corgis' is an evolved form of 'corgwn'.

It's like pokemon
User avatar #24 - viscerys (04/21/2013) [-]
Much like the plural of cow is kine.
User avatar #25 - viscerys (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - kyoutu (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't accept the change to "corgi's"
so be quiet mother fucker.
#7 - Bieber is grown too, so it's fine... I think... 04/21/2013 on Drake Bell +80
#6 - Is "Sistar" the name of their band, or did they just…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on MFW 0
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (04/21/2013) [-]
The full name is "SISTAR19"
User avatar #8 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh this is from a music video?
I thought it was a gameshow or something and her name was "So Cool"
#139 - I have a question, and I know that you know what it is I don't…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2013 on What if? 0
User avatar #156 - infinitereaper (04/21/2013) [-]
We pray for a second season every passing month.

We need more Saeko in our lives, in the name of the mother, breasts, and ass, let there be a new season.
Yes it is highschool of the dead. HOTD
User avatar #141 - revanmal (04/21/2013) [-]
Highschool of the Dead, I believe.
User avatar #145 - taintedangel (04/21/2013) [-]
You are correct, sir. That is Saeko Bijushima's ass. All she's wearing in that scene is that thong and an apron.
#167 - Polomaster (04/21/2013) [-]
wallpaper anyone?
#168 - Polomaster (04/21/2013) [-]
and again...
#20 - Is this really North Korea? That flag sort of looks like China's. 04/21/2013 on Oh, North Korea 0
#15 - T-rex at the window. 04/21/2013 on one theory +2
#51 - Personally, I would not use a pen to paint a town but y'know, … 04/19/2013 on want want want +4
#66 - Because lazy people will complain about "child labor". 04/19/2013 on Fuck Homework! +6
#12 - Oh dear god, what have you done!? 04/17/2013 on Its that easy?!?!?!?! +1
#15 - That guy at the beginning looks twelve. 04/17/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia 0
#13 - I always thought that sagging and over sized shirts are just p… 04/15/2013 on Youtube 0
#44 - I've seen this a least fife times, and every time I fall for it!! 04/15/2013 on Did you know? 0
#59 - Exactly, that's why I would use a gun against someone trying t… 04/10/2013 on Prove me wrong +2
#15 - What kind of friends do you have? 04/10/2013 on Tough life 0
#12 - There's a limit to how ingenious a person can be. This woman h… 04/08/2013 on British people 0
#74 - I want to talk to these people and have them offend me just so… 04/07/2013 on Title -2
#16 - Just imagine all the lonely land whales rolling down to the ma… 04/07/2013 on Brownie Husband +1
#6 - Why is it that the most famous Asian bands are those with 20 -…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Koreaball +1
User avatar #9 - killerliquid (04/07/2013) [-]
Go look at AKB48

It's probably still growing.
User avatar #15 - MakiChan (04/07/2013) [-]
they keep it at 48. 24 perform at a time and the girls are always beeing changed, mostly due to age. its also japan not korea, even so theres alot of girl groups in asia in general lol.
#17 - When I die, I want to die like this man.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on This gave me a feel. +4
User avatar #56 - chancyofmti (04/07/2013) [-]
image is kind of small but.... at first glance they look kinda like nazis
#58 - ichbinlecher (04/07/2013) [-]
AKA Generic Military.
#33 - I just realized that the Wiimote is just the NES con troll er … 03/29/2013 on Oh God, what went wrong?! +1
#50 - I know how communism works, but thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Subtle +2
User avatar #51 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome I suppose, but I didn't think I said how it works.
#30 - We can all dream.  [+] (18 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Subtle 0
User avatar #43 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
Dream is the right word to use there. If communism worked the way it sounds like it would everyone would love it, but it doesn't. There's not a man on Earth who won't mistreat his people when you give him that much power, which is sad, but that makes it no less true.
User avatar #140 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
To be fair, capitalism doesn't work that great either.
User avatar #150 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
No, but it's the best system we have.
User avatar #151 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
We bot know that's not the case
User avatar #152 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
Name a better one.
User avatar #153 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
Do you know who first got democracy?
User avatar #154 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go with the ancient Greeks.
User avatar #156 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
It was the Spartans. Athens got the honor for it, because Sparta went back to a much, much better system.

Today the best we got is a mixture of different ideologies. Full capitalism would probably be even worse than full communism, but we can't know that for certain. The Socialism/capitalism seems to be the one working best, at the moment.
User avatar #158 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure that we can call the type of society Sparta had as being better than anyone, given that they thrived on war and threw "weak" children off of cliffs.
User avatar #161 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
They had one leader (a king), a council with some power, and some religion shit. The king was always a fantastic leader, and if he didn't do a good job, he'd lose his head. Because there was only 1 family in charge, who ruled for the people, not over them, they had the experience and wisdom no one else had.
User avatar #166 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
Do you think that would work today in countries with millions of people?
#172 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
Depends on who's in charge, and I know just the guy...
User avatar #180 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
The problem we face is that it doesn't depend on who is in charge. We are yet to find a person who would not turn on his people if given the power, and we have no system of choosing anyone to run things who hasn't gotten to their position through corrupt politics.
User avatar #181 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
Now, that is a problem.
User avatar #183 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
Indeed. If only there was someone we could trust enough for that. Anyway, it's 5 am and I'm going to bed. Have a nice evening or morning or whatever it is to you.
User avatar #184 - haroldsaxon (03/27/2013) [-]
Sleep tight
User avatar #50 - bottleofwater (03/27/2013) [-]
I know how communism works, but thanks.
User avatar #51 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome I suppose, but I didn't think I said how it works.
#574831 - Just finished Etrian Odyssey 4, I am now dead inside until EO … 03/25/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#9 - And Bob's your uncle. 03/24/2013 on how you know you're fucked +10
#78 - Dear god, their coming out of the goddamn walls! 03/24/2013 on KS Shimeji +3
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