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Video Games Played: TF2, Pokemon Franchise, Battlefield Franchise, Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#79 - That thing you are doing, keep doing it. 12/19/2013 on Thailand 0
#80 - It's Pokemon. 12/13/2013 on Megastone theory i found... 0
#49 - Or, it's ******* game.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Megastone theory i found... +3
#79 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah because a game isn't allowed to have a background or lore or something deeper to read into.

Yeah because that's stupid.

Cunt.
User avatar #80 - bottleofwater (12/13/2013) [-]
It's Pokemon.
#51 - Schwarzenegger (12/09/2013) [-]
#73 - Comment deleted 12/09/2013 on Racism +6
#30 - Someone's cranky. 12/08/2013 on Try to make me laugh in the... +1
#41 - It's to show us the copied outfit i believe. I apolog…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Who wears it better? +2
User avatar #42 - bloxicity (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the captions were added later, by someone else... maybe even by op.
User avatar #48 - ZenMacros (12/04/2013) [-]
To be fair, even i that is the case, taking the photo with herself in it was a smart idea since it would have looked strange for her to be aiming her camera/phone at a random guy's ass.
#10 - Because every support needs Rabadon's. 11/24/2013 on The life of the support 0
#25 - Guess she chose Derp. 11/24/2013 on Mommy +1
#48 - Finally! Someone who agrees!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on Good Guy Pope +1
User avatar #51 - nucularwar (11/24/2013) [-]
Gotta get some holy lumbar support
#20 - I don't know why, but I feel that he should have gotten a more…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Good Guy Pope +16
User avatar #266 - Zeeter (11/24/2013) [-]
It is oft said by those we tend to respect that no throne of power should be easy to sit, lest the occupant become comfortable in his/her power.
#50 - amuzen (11/24/2013) [-]
I can see it now, you enter into the grand hall and the pope spins around in his excecutive master chair his fingers crossed in front of his eyes as he looks down the hall to his legion of suits "Gentleman I've gathered you here today because recently we have seen a 6% decline in our soul quouta from the north american market and a whopping 20% decrease from our our division in Asia, our sister company Christianity has suffered a similar decline and we are finding it harder to me our annual quouta, if this keeps up there is going to be some budget cuts around here. do you understand?"
#53 - amuzen (11/24/2013) [-]
Or perhaps a nice easy chair to lay back and relax as he does his pope things, at the end of the grand hall sits a man wearing sunglasses, a hawaiin pattern stole, a white bath robe and black shorts. "Hello son, I hear you are having a crisis faith, why not take a seat and I 'll tell you a story about how when I was your age I found myself in a similar dilemma"
#58 - amuzen (11/24/2013) [-]
Or a nice big rocking chair.
at the end of the hall sits a old man bobbing back and forth, the only noise breaking the silence the rhymic sound of the chair as it glides gently to and fro, he wears a white snuggy, fluffy black slippers and a slightly elongated night cap.
"Take a seat my son, the secret to a long healthy life is to not stress about material things and let your spirit soar."
User avatar #46 - nucularwar (11/24/2013) [-]
He ought to get a nice big comfy armchair. Nothing says "wise spiritual leader" like a big comfy armchair
User avatar #48 - bottleofwater (11/24/2013) [-]
Finally! Someone who agrees!
User avatar #51 - nucularwar (11/24/2013) [-]
Gotta get some holy lumbar support
#13 - I like to think that they are all trolling us. 11/23/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 1 0
#20 - Honestly, I think it's cute when you forget about the origins. 11/23/2013 on Only true OTP 0
#200 - Why the hell not, I've got time to spare. Male Al… 11/23/2013 on Music Survey 0
#49 - Oh my! 11/22/2013 on Oh My! 0
#23 - If you ask me, the joke was pretty much milked dry years ago. 11/17/2013 on Goddamnit, America. +6
#10 - cAN somEOne TeLL mE WhY tUMBLr cAn nEVer cORREctly uSe caPs?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on jESUS CHRIST +7
User avatar #18 - radiomix (11/17/2013) [-]
They go from lower case to capital liKE THIS. I'm fairly sure its representing starting the sentence talking but slowly increasing to a scream. All sites have their quirks.
#13 - ctfacrylic (11/17/2013) [-]
Well its a pretty simple answer if you use your deductive reasoning skills.
Most likely scenario is that they had capslock on; whether purposefully or accidentally is moot. Since they start a sentence with a capital letter, capslock inverts it making everything but the first letter capital.
Also this is on every fucking tumblr post, be original next time bby.
#8 - This news is older than your mother's wrinkles. 11/02/2013 on The Question That Drove... +1
#5 - I don't understand why they didn't test the defense of that pu… 11/02/2013 on Moving House 0
#7 - Did you just call mucus ghost cum?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on The Morning After... +6
User avatar #8 - icelandicviking (11/02/2013) [-]
but.. what if!?!
#37 - Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh....... Now I get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Press ← 0
User avatar #38 - itemexchange (10/10/2013) [-]
ya they keep switching the thumbs up so they dont line up
#182 - Are you okay?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on *insert punchline here* +1
User avatar #183 - johrny (10/09/2013) [-]
... Why yes. Thank you.
#73 - I can beat the **** out of regular woman. 10/05/2013 on Learn something +8
#30 - It was a valiant effort.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on BRRRT~ 0
#31 - vgmddg (09/22/2013) [-]
It is. I'm a dick, aren't I?
#33 - breakalego (09/22/2013) [-]
#52 - thegamerslife (09/23/2013) [-]
#183 - Why do people want realistic games? If I wanted the full exper… 08/25/2013 on Battlefield vs. Modern Warfare 0
#69 - I support gay couples, but Hitler did nothing wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Imgur Social Experiment 0
User avatar #72 - nousernamefound (08/24/2013) [-]
do you support gay jewish people?
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