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Video Games Played: TF2, Pokemon Franchise, Battlefield Franchise, Assassin's Creed Franchise.
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#24 - What about the fourth one? 09/15/2012 on 3 musketeers of science -1
#21 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on damn jews 0
#22 - Temari (09/11/2012) [-]
We're pretty awesome here, bro
#17 - I can't tell if you're just joking, or if Canadians actually c…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on damn jews 0
User avatar #19 - Temari (09/11/2012) [-]
I'm 100% serious
#21 - bottleofwater (09/11/2012) [-]
#22 - Temari (09/11/2012) [-]
We're pretty awesome here, bro
#19 - Please, Christians have been doing that for years.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on i can't even +38
User avatar #23 - alcapone (09/12/2012) [-]
inb4 frontpage
User avatar #22 - eattacos (09/12/2012) [-]
HA.
#6 - Other than Neil, what about the other Apollo astronauts who ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on All Alone +18
User avatar #28 - thegreatmateusbear (09/02/2012) [-]
We did when they died, but you can't just keep mourning them. We have eight left.
#15 - This brings a whole new meaning to "shit-faced" 09/01/2012 on troll +2
#76 - Yeah 08/21/2012 on Why? 0
#5 - You deserve a thumb for that. 08/20/2012 on Why? +4
#4 - I was up in the Gateway Arch and noticed my car like this.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Why? +6
User avatar #6 - Kyue (08/20/2012) [-]
This makes so much more sense
#20 - It's an action/comedy/romance, and the ending is a bit depress…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on Gotta love free advertising +1
#86 - eruptinganus (08/11/2012) [-]
Get over it after a few YEARS... Must be one sad ending
#53 - It's Yuru Yuri  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2012 on the answer 0
User avatar #62 - adunsaveme (08/11/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought the tags were just random shit
#22 - Ah, this takes me back. 08/02/2012 on How To Propose... 0
#191 - Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Miranda Cosgrove in an adult movie. 08/02/2012 on morbid for everyone +39
#9 - Picture 07/30/2012 on Melon Love -3
#27 - Tom? 07/30/2012 on WHOA TAIL! +1
#40 - They also say that a dinosaur's car can only have twelve nutcrackers.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on You would do it! 0
User avatar #41 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
When two birds are in a tree you know they can they even though too much to and even did not.
#38 - If you disturb a chicken, then you should be waiting for a dog…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2012 on You would do it! 0
User avatar #39 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
You know what they say.

A turkey's cloaking device is only as strong as the weakest cheese.
User avatar #40 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
They also say that a dinosaur's car can only have twelve nutcrackers.
User avatar #41 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
When two birds are in a tree you know they can they even though too much to and even did not.
#35 - Life's all about give and take. If you give a man a fish, you'…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2012 on You would do it! 0
#37 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
If you disturb a chicken, then you should be waiting for a dog to give you some flour.
User avatar #39 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
You know what they say.

A turkey's cloaking device is only as strong as the weakest cheese.
User avatar #40 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
They also say that a dinosaur's car can only have twelve nutcrackers.
User avatar #41 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
When two birds are in a tree you know they can they even though too much to and even did not.
#31 - *than Sorry, grammar mistake. 07/28/2012 on You would do it! +1
#30 - Think about it like this, when you trade, you have to trade eq…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2012 on You would do it! 0
User avatar #34 - dovahkiinsteve (07/28/2012) [-]
So, by that, Justin Beiber is equal too or greater than Tupac? I like you.
User avatar #33 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
That makes sense. But realistically I'd rather not sacrifice the living for the dead. I'm sure that the original post was a joke anyway.
User avatar #35 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
Life's all about give and take. If you give a man a fish, you'll get the wing of a Pterodactyl back.
#37 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
If you disturb a chicken, then you should be waiting for a dog to give you some flour.
User avatar #39 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
You know what they say.

A turkey's cloaking device is only as strong as the weakest cheese.
User avatar #40 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
They also say that a dinosaur's car can only have twelve nutcrackers.
User avatar #41 - goldenpotato (07/28/2012) [-]
When two birds are in a tree you know they can they even though too much to and even did not.
User avatar #31 - bottleofwater (07/28/2012) [-]
*than

Sorry, grammar mistake.
#33 - On Apollo 11 only Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on Yue… 07/21/2012 on this day in 1969 three men... +1
#369 - Ok, hold on. He, the toilet, sat on a girl's face?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on Dirty... dirty secret 0
User avatar #420 - Schiffy (07/13/2012) [-]
Other way around. On 4chan the twist would be something like:
>girl sits on my face in bathroom
>mfw I'm a toilet
#139 - Does this look like 4chan?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Dirty... dirty secret +1
User avatar #152 - Schiffy (07/12/2012) [-]
Nah, man. If this were 4chan the story would have ended when one of the girls sat on his face, and then he would reveal that he was the toilet the whole time.
User avatar #369 - bottleofwater (07/13/2012) [-]
Ok, hold on. He, the toilet, sat on a girl's face?
User avatar #420 - Schiffy (07/13/2012) [-]
Other way around. On 4chan the twist would be something like:
>girl sits on my face in bathroom
>mfw I'm a toilet
#150 - aiicii (07/12/2012) [-]
my thoughts exactly
User avatar #144 - carchariasthefurry (07/12/2012) [-]
No, but it's trying, dammit.
#297 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2012 on Pokemon Minimalist Comp.... +31
User avatar #302 - kanatana (07/10/2012) [-]
I can't wait for someone to roll that. Nice.
#10 - That's why you pick favorites and forget the rest in the PC. 07/09/2012 on First World Problems 0
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