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#5 - Of course not, but I don't think she'd be scarred. She'd heal.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on bothemastaofall's profile 0
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#6 - crixuz (03/12/2016) [-]
just be sure that it`s what you want.
#55 - No I'm in South Dakota. Fukin **** here. Moving for work soon to MN  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2016 on Kirby`s new power 0
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#58 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
damn shame, if you were in Trenton we could be buddies. Granted I'm in Philly but Trenton is only an hour drive. Anyway. You have steam?
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#68 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
I do. Username bothemasterofall. I'll be out for a bit but I promise I'll be back.
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#69 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
sent. Historybuff
#36 - Career wise I have a 70k per year job lined up and Princeton …  [+] (25 new replies) 03/12/2016 on Kirby`s new power +10
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#155 - blacklightsun (03/12/2016) [-]
Hey bud! You and I (and apparently quite a bit of fjkers) are in the same boat.
What I'm trying to do is... Give it time. Just get your life going, do stuff, get out with friends, have fun, meet girls, practice tu pick-up game. You just have yo wait. Don't think about her and wait until she breaks up with her bf and then you may try again.
When the time comes, either she breaks up and you can have a second chance, or you managed to get over her and keep going.
At least thats what I'm trying to do right now, but its kind of hard when she is my carreer, same classroom, every single day, every hour. And I have to deal with being near her and sometimes her with her bf... Also we are part of the same social group of friends so... Yeah...
Also, thanks to englman andwdparsell for their words, reading those helped me out today.

Everyday is tough, but some days are easier than others...
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#163 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
I'm glad I could help you too friend<3 this is all just making you a stronger, better person
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#146 - zight (03/12/2016) [-]
so youre a software engineer huh?
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#171 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
"engineer" yeah.
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#175 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
how is engineering like? Im 21 and still lost about what to do in life. Still doing pre-reqs in College But i wanna do something before its too late
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#176 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Hard as hell but totally rewarding. You'll no doubt have a great community of students and people to help you through it, but it takes some pretty intensive study. Many aren't cut out for it.

I majored in computer science first thing when I went to college. I never changed my major and had fun with it at every step. I still had to spend countless days up at 7 am tweaking my code, but I just felt right doing it.
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#177 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
nice, I need to step up my study game, Im good at learning shit, i just dont take the time to study enough. I have a bit of depression so its hard for me to stay motivated, but im doing a bit better now, im just thinking more positive. Im 21 years old, how long would you say it would take me to major in Engineering?
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#178 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Not about your age, it's when you started school. I did it in 4 years, but I also entered college with 3 ap courses and tested out of a bunch of crap.
If all your pre-reqs are done, with no engineering specific courses, I would guess 5-6 semesters. There's also different branches of engineering, but all of them require calculus II at almost any state university, and a course in differential equations.

My other math courses were more logic/proofs and probability courses. Great thing is though by majoring in engineering you're basically 1 class away from a math minor.

The other great this is the education pays for itself. Tons of paid internships while you're attending if you can keep your gpa above a 3.3. My first job out of college paid 54k per year, but many of my classmates instantly landed 75k or 80k jobs. Google pays their entry level software engineers over 100k per year.
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#179 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Ehh, maybe 4-5 semesters. Speak to your university's advisor.
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#180 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
will do, and thanks for the info man. Youre pretty amazing honestly, its something i_hope i can do more. I will do more. So I believe in you, you will find the women of your dreams, you may not know it, but take it from me. i majored in truthness.
#135 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
i can relate kinda i just went hollow i'm just doing everyday stuff like living but i stopped caring about anything

my dad had a (luckily) really mild heartattack and i imagined him dying i was shocked how little i cared

that's not even helpful i guess it's just... sad
#132 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
Been there! You need distractions, fuck everything everyone else says with the family caring and the pleanty of fish stuff. You need to call up a friend and get active! (Bold assumtions ahead) You don't care about how your family would feel if you did it at least not right now when you really think about it ,you dont care if there's other girls out there. You want her! She was you're everything and now she's gone. Great... but time has gone by and the mourning processes should be coming to a close. Call up a friend tommorow and go to a bar or skating or some shit or just have a little kickback. Don't talk about her,keep the experiences in mind and a side tip if you get a new girl and wanna tell a funny story about a yime with her just use a friend instead of ex anyways do that shit for a few months at least regularly,make time and find a new girl. Dont force it though ,took me a little less then a year to get a new amazing girl but have fun with chicks in the mean time and learn from this experience by keeping "love" and "obbsession" mutualy exclusive..
#59 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
I'm just a random guy on the internet and you might not even read all of this, but please just hear me out.. I've been there too.

You can't see it right now, but you have a good life, a great job, and a family that cares(that's the most important thing). I've been in your shoes before and what I found was it had less to do with "love" and more to do with "obsession." I mean, you're counting the lost seconds man.. That's not healthy and something we have to be careful about.. You had a great time and great experiences, no one can take those from you and you're better for having had them, but it's time to loosen your grip on the past for your own good and for those that love you.

The best thing you can do is move on and start to count your many blessings, friend. Suicide is not the answer and think about all the people that it would crush to lose you. You would essentially be doing what your ex is doing to you, but to them.. If this is the worst pain you've ever felt, then why would you want the people who obviously care about you to experience that? You don't. It would be pointless and selfish. Not to mention that you WILL miss out on the true girl of your dreams if you aren't around. You've got a lot of passion and a lot of love to give, but you also need to learn to love yourself first.

Lost love hurts, and it hurts worse to be cheated on, I know that personally. However, a person can't be your all.. It's not fair for either person that way. That's a hard lesson to learn, that is never reinforced by the media.. A functioning relationship is two whole people that know and love themselves, coming together and working together. Not "two halves becoming one-whole." You've got the rest of your life ahead of you and this pain is temporary, I promise. I'm just a stranger on the internet, but please consider this.

-Talk to your family and friends. You need them right now and they truly love you.
-Once you've had time to heal, (and it'll take some time, be patient you have plenty man) get to know yourself a little better. Learn to love yourself. Get to the point that you're happy being single even.
-Read about relationship Psychology, it's interesting and helpful.
-Don't ditch your friends in the process of this all, they're there for you and will help you get back on your feet and socialize too.
-Just keep in mind that love happens best when it's least expected.

And if you feel especially down some days, try this or another company that provides a similar service. www.crisistextline.org/textline/

Let me know how you're doing too, if you don't mind. I want to make sure you're okay. I'm just a random guy on the internet, but I love you bro<3
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#60 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
You're absolutely right, but she didn't cheat on me. We did break up mutually on August 29th.
Thanks
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#61 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
Oh, I apologize.
And you're welcome, I hope I didn't come across as too preachy..
I'm just worried about ya.
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#62 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
No no, you're fine.
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#72 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
Little addendum to that; it would have been better if she had cheated. I could have at least chalked it up to her.
But no. This was definitely me. It's a long story, but it's definitely me.
#87 - wdparsell (03/12/2016) [-]
Now don't go saying that. You mutually broke up, and you can get over this. look at it as an opportunity to find something better. You have a promising career and a loving network of friends and family. You might not realize it, but you have the world in your grasp. You just have to do something with it.

I know how it feels. I had a girl this past summer, something I really though was going to last, and it fell apart in the blink of an eye. She started dating a friend of mine about a week after the mutual break up (something, I too, blame myself for). Don't look at it like your been replaced, like I thought at first. You've left such a gap in their lives, that they had to go and fill it fast. Give it enough time and you'll see that past relationships weren't as great as you once thought they were.

You can have anyone you want, and you should want people who will stick with you through what matters - your job and education. That person will wonder into your life eventually. Give it time and focus on your career. love can wait until your life is in order again. learn to enjoy the freedom, it might seem impossible, but you of all people can accomplish that.

Stay safe, and keep your friends and family close. We're here for you man.
#92 - rayeightk (03/12/2016) [-]
>Green text color
>Uplifting a fellow man in need.

You sir are amazing.
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#49 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
Hey buddy, you sound like you could use a friend. Are you in the princeton area?
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#55 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
No I'm in South Dakota. Fukin shit here. Moving for work soon to MN
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#58 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
damn shame, if you were in Trenton we could be buddies. Granted I'm in Philly but Trenton is only an hour drive. Anyway. You have steam?
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#68 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
I do. Username bothemasterofall. I'll be out for a bit but I promise I'll be back.
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#69 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
sent. Historybuff
#42 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
just think of how happy you'll make someone else with this kind of passion that you have, and live for their benefit to fill their heart.
#20 - Crushing weight of defeat that killing yourself is the only wa…  [+] (30 new replies) 03/12/2016 on Kirby`s new power +36
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#82 - undeadwill (03/12/2016) [-]
Dude do you need to talk?
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#106 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/12/2016) [-]
Nah I'm sure he's fine
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#37 - reloadedhamster (03/12/2016) [-]
Move on bro, if she cant see whats good for her then who needs that shit? 7 or so billion other fish in the sea.
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#21 - crixuz (03/12/2016) [-]
are you gonna be ok?
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#36 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
Career wise I have a 70k per year job lined up and Princeton wants code samples from my past projects to consider me for some sort of software engineering position with their neuroscience team. No idea if I'm qualified, but I was noticed. I also have one of the most impressive looking resumes you'll see on a recent grad.

I have a decent retirement fund for a 22 year old, no more college debt, a loving family with whom I've maintained great relationships, and a plethora of friends to whom I haven't spoken in months but I know I can count on for anything, but I won't speak to them, and I don't know why.

Bu I don't have her.

We broke up because of distance, but now I can move to her. We broke up in August and I can't stop counting the days since I saw her last. She really loved me. I have the most beautiful letters and artwork from her as proof of that. I promised to be with her after graduation. Her image kept me going through college.

But just 4 months, not even 100 days after that morning on August 29th, she found somebody else. We were so loving the last time we saw each other too. She told me she was going to break up with him since he had to move for work, similar as me, but now she's trying it again with him. I've spent since January 3rd trying to convince her of how much I love her and can fight for her, and I wrote her the most powerful letter I could write, but now she's blocked me on every channel of communication and I don't even know if she read the letter.

I know killing myself to convince her of how sorry I am is like selling the car to buy gas but I don't have any other options. It will also drive her closer to him, but I have no choice but to play into his hands. I have to show her how much I care, and how complete she made me feel.

She was my keystone, and no arch can stand without that. Nothing else matters.
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#155 - blacklightsun (03/12/2016) [-]
Hey bud! You and I (and apparently quite a bit of fjkers) are in the same boat.
What I'm trying to do is... Give it time. Just get your life going, do stuff, get out with friends, have fun, meet girls, practice tu pick-up game. You just have yo wait. Don't think about her and wait until she breaks up with her bf and then you may try again.
When the time comes, either she breaks up and you can have a second chance, or you managed to get over her and keep going.
At least thats what I'm trying to do right now, but its kind of hard when she is my carreer, same classroom, every single day, every hour. And I have to deal with being near her and sometimes her with her bf... Also we are part of the same social group of friends so... Yeah...
Also, thanks to englman andwdparsell for their words, reading those helped me out today.

Everyday is tough, but some days are easier than others...
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#163 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
I'm glad I could help you too friend<3 this is all just making you a stronger, better person
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#146 - zight (03/12/2016) [-]
so youre a software engineer huh?
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#171 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
"engineer" yeah.
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#175 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
how is engineering like? Im 21 and still lost about what to do in life. Still doing pre-reqs in College But i wanna do something before its too late
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#176 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Hard as hell but totally rewarding. You'll no doubt have a great community of students and people to help you through it, but it takes some pretty intensive study. Many aren't cut out for it.

I majored in computer science first thing when I went to college. I never changed my major and had fun with it at every step. I still had to spend countless days up at 7 am tweaking my code, but I just felt right doing it.
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#177 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
nice, I need to step up my study game, Im good at learning shit, i just dont take the time to study enough. I have a bit of depression so its hard for me to stay motivated, but im doing a bit better now, im just thinking more positive. Im 21 years old, how long would you say it would take me to major in Engineering?
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#178 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Not about your age, it's when you started school. I did it in 4 years, but I also entered college with 3 ap courses and tested out of a bunch of crap.
If all your pre-reqs are done, with no engineering specific courses, I would guess 5-6 semesters. There's also different branches of engineering, but all of them require calculus II at almost any state university, and a course in differential equations.

My other math courses were more logic/proofs and probability courses. Great thing is though by majoring in engineering you're basically 1 class away from a math minor.

The other great this is the education pays for itself. Tons of paid internships while you're attending if you can keep your gpa above a 3.3. My first job out of college paid 54k per year, but many of my classmates instantly landed 75k or 80k jobs. Google pays their entry level software engineers over 100k per year.
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#179 - bothemastaofall (03/13/2016) [-]
Ehh, maybe 4-5 semesters. Speak to your university's advisor.
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#180 - zight (03/13/2016) [-]
will do, and thanks for the info man. Youre pretty amazing honestly, its something i_hope i can do more. I will do more. So I believe in you, you will find the women of your dreams, you may not know it, but take it from me. i majored in truthness.
#135 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
i can relate kinda i just went hollow i'm just doing everyday stuff like living but i stopped caring about anything

my dad had a (luckily) really mild heartattack and i imagined him dying i was shocked how little i cared

that's not even helpful i guess it's just... sad
#132 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
Been there! You need distractions, fuck everything everyone else says with the family caring and the pleanty of fish stuff. You need to call up a friend and get active! (Bold assumtions ahead) You don't care about how your family would feel if you did it at least not right now when you really think about it ,you dont care if there's other girls out there. You want her! She was you're everything and now she's gone. Great... but time has gone by and the mourning processes should be coming to a close. Call up a friend tommorow and go to a bar or skating or some shit or just have a little kickback. Don't talk about her,keep the experiences in mind and a side tip if you get a new girl and wanna tell a funny story about a yime with her just use a friend instead of ex anyways do that shit for a few months at least regularly,make time and find a new girl. Dont force it though ,took me a little less then a year to get a new amazing girl but have fun with chicks in the mean time and learn from this experience by keeping "love" and "obbsession" mutualy exclusive..
#59 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
I'm just a random guy on the internet and you might not even read all of this, but please just hear me out.. I've been there too.

You can't see it right now, but you have a good life, a great job, and a family that cares(that's the most important thing). I've been in your shoes before and what I found was it had less to do with "love" and more to do with "obsession." I mean, you're counting the lost seconds man.. That's not healthy and something we have to be careful about.. You had a great time and great experiences, no one can take those from you and you're better for having had them, but it's time to loosen your grip on the past for your own good and for those that love you.

The best thing you can do is move on and start to count your many blessings, friend. Suicide is not the answer and think about all the people that it would crush to lose you. You would essentially be doing what your ex is doing to you, but to them.. If this is the worst pain you've ever felt, then why would you want the people who obviously care about you to experience that? You don't. It would be pointless and selfish. Not to mention that you WILL miss out on the true girl of your dreams if you aren't around. You've got a lot of passion and a lot of love to give, but you also need to learn to love yourself first.

Lost love hurts, and it hurts worse to be cheated on, I know that personally. However, a person can't be your all.. It's not fair for either person that way. That's a hard lesson to learn, that is never reinforced by the media.. A functioning relationship is two whole people that know and love themselves, coming together and working together. Not "two halves becoming one-whole." You've got the rest of your life ahead of you and this pain is temporary, I promise. I'm just a stranger on the internet, but please consider this.

-Talk to your family and friends. You need them right now and they truly love you.
-Once you've had time to heal, (and it'll take some time, be patient you have plenty man) get to know yourself a little better. Learn to love yourself. Get to the point that you're happy being single even.
-Read about relationship Psychology, it's interesting and helpful.
-Don't ditch your friends in the process of this all, they're there for you and will help you get back on your feet and socialize too.
-Just keep in mind that love happens best when it's least expected.

And if you feel especially down some days, try this or another company that provides a similar service. www.crisistextline.org/textline/

Let me know how you're doing too, if you don't mind. I want to make sure you're okay. I'm just a random guy on the internet, but I love you bro<3
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#60 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
You're absolutely right, but she didn't cheat on me. We did break up mutually on August 29th.
Thanks
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#61 - englman (03/12/2016) [-]
Oh, I apologize.
And you're welcome, I hope I didn't come across as too preachy..
I'm just worried about ya.
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#62 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
No no, you're fine.
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#72 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
Little addendum to that; it would have been better if she had cheated. I could have at least chalked it up to her.
But no. This was definitely me. It's a long story, but it's definitely me.
#87 - wdparsell (03/12/2016) [-]
Now don't go saying that. You mutually broke up, and you can get over this. look at it as an opportunity to find something better. You have a promising career and a loving network of friends and family. You might not realize it, but you have the world in your grasp. You just have to do something with it.

I know how it feels. I had a girl this past summer, something I really though was going to last, and it fell apart in the blink of an eye. She started dating a friend of mine about a week after the mutual break up (something, I too, blame myself for). Don't look at it like your been replaced, like I thought at first. You've left such a gap in their lives, that they had to go and fill it fast. Give it enough time and you'll see that past relationships weren't as great as you once thought they were.

You can have anyone you want, and you should want people who will stick with you through what matters - your job and education. That person will wonder into your life eventually. Give it time and focus on your career. love can wait until your life is in order again. learn to enjoy the freedom, it might seem impossible, but you of all people can accomplish that.

Stay safe, and keep your friends and family close. We're here for you man.
#92 - rayeightk (03/12/2016) [-]
>Green text color
>Uplifting a fellow man in need.

You sir are amazing.
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#49 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
Hey buddy, you sound like you could use a friend. Are you in the princeton area?
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#55 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
No I'm in South Dakota. Fukin shit here. Moving for work soon to MN
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#58 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
damn shame, if you were in Trenton we could be buddies. Granted I'm in Philly but Trenton is only an hour drive. Anyway. You have steam?
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#68 - bothemastaofall (03/12/2016) [-]
I do. Username bothemasterofall. I'll be out for a bit but I promise I'll be back.
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#69 - historybuff (03/12/2016) [-]
sent. Historybuff
#42 - anon (03/12/2016) [-]
just think of how happy you'll make someone else with this kind of passion that you have, and live for their benefit to fill their heart.
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#46 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
and also got his sight back