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bothemastaofall

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
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#16 - and not the font? 01/30/2015 on the riddler +1
#158 - He didn't steal the company; Walt says he sold his share when … 01/30/2015 on American Health Care +3
#10 - Like they check every minute detail about every employee for e…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - Mortuus (01/30/2015) [-]
Don't doubt the Google.
#9 - Why would you want vacation time from a job at Google? 01/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#51 - "May I remind you, you're black" Fedora, MLP, an… 01/30/2015 on Stealing a fedora +1
#6 - Wait was he gay? When?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on [Insert witty title here] +1
User avatar #9 - krasnogvardiech (01/30/2015) [-]
When reviving others (lifting them to their feet) he says "So, uh, do you work out?".

Regardless of gender.
#32 - Yeah I guess women don't shave their legs. 01/30/2015 on Times have changed 0
#80 - I remember it from 100 things you're not supposed to know by R… 01/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#41 - Except G.W. embezzeled about $6,000 a year.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#62 - pridefulmatthew (01/30/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #80 - bothemastaofall (01/30/2015) [-]
I remember it from 100 things you're not supposed to know by Russ Kick.
#47 - Hey that was good. It was what Peter Parker thought was cool. 01/30/2015 on Spider-Man's girlfriend +3
#21 - But 45 for 3 months is only 135. What?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on More Dank WebMs #6 +1
User avatar #25 - tacoiiimaniac (01/29/2015) [-]
They're talking about a year. 45 dollars for three months. Multiply it by four to get a year.
#14 - C++ programs have #include <some library> at the top of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Computer Science +1
User avatar #15 - include (01/29/2015) [-]
thanks.
#2 - there is a user named include, so yes.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Computer Science +2
User avatar #3 - smartasshobo (01/29/2015) [-]
I wish you would include me

let's just do puns with his name until he fuck us up
#4 - innocentbabies (01/29/2015) [-]
Can this conversation include me, as well?
User avatar #5 - smartasshobo (01/29/2015) [-]
Well if you would include fun here
#6 - innocentbabies (01/29/2015) [-]
bby, I'll include whatever you want me to include
User avatar #7 - smartasshobo (01/29/2015) [-]
Iclude a lot of mentions of include himself and while you iclude the include you must include bad include puns
#8 - innocentbabies (01/29/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll include anything that I think might be relevant to include in my response to your response about remembering to include all of the mentions I can of include and all of my bad include puns. Though I don't know that I'll be able to think of good include puns which I can include in my post.
User avatar #9 - smartasshobo (01/29/2015) [-]
We will sure make include mad like this
User avatar #12 - include (01/29/2015) [-]
Goddamn it you guys, stop including me
User avatar #13 - smartasshobo (01/29/2015) [-]
I love you include
#16 - include (01/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - oneko (01/29/2015) [-]
But does include include love for you?
User avatar #18 - include (01/29/2015) [-]
Always ;)
#182 - I have a very effective mother. 01/27/2015 on Your stupid kid can't... 0
#138 - Wait have you not seen the Jewish credit card before? 01/27/2015 on Busted 0
#5 - Here's $10 ...Jeremy I'm joking. but I want you to ad… 01/27/2015 on price tag +66
#16 - hey I still believe in Santa Claus.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Your stupid kid can't... 0
User avatar #41 - skullhead (01/27/2015) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Guess what bothemastaofall
Santa isn't real
User avatar #182 - bothemastaofall (01/27/2015) [-]
I have a very effective mother.
#17 - Explore, Expand, Exterminate....... AH GOD DON'T HURT ME! 01/27/2015 on Meth 0
#38 - Either way you gay 01/26/2015 on Bert & Ernie 0
#127 - Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 for all you lefty retards. 01/24/2015 on Obamarama 0
#182 - No! It isn't. Retarded savage civilizations existed all over t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Cause I'm black part 2 0
#183 - indonesia (01/24/2015) [-]
#175 - You're the one who brought up skin color, not me. I blamed the…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Cause I'm black part 2 0
User avatar #176 - rockamekishiko (01/23/2015) [-]
this whole thread is about skin color, that's why i brought it up
User avatar #182 - bothemastaofall (01/24/2015) [-]
No! It isn't. Retarded savage civilizations existed all over the Earth before intervention. Yanomamo, Pygmy, Aboriginies, those assholes having wars in Indonesia before the gov't forced them to stop, islanders, and there are more.

You try to give them an excuse via their culture, then you say the whole thing is about skin color? Go block some highway you #blacklivesmatter pos.
#183 - indonesia (01/24/2015) [-]
#58 - Ok you got me nice one. 01/23/2015 on Carwash 0
#171 - I didn't mention Americans or Europeans, but whatever you left…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Cause I'm black part 2 0
User avatar #174 - rockamekishiko (01/23/2015) [-]
The Mediterranean area, more so the Nile area, is much more fertile than the rest of Africa. I'm not talking about rain forest shit. I'm talking about mass produced crops like wheat and such. That's why civilization flourished and powerful empires rose there for thousands of years but their time has passed. That's what happens. Before Egyptians it was Sumerians and what not. Now it's the time of the western civilizations and we have only been at it for what? 2k years? Egypt and Mesopotamian civs were there for a couple thousand more years. IDK if Our time will pass like the rest and it'll go back to the Mediterranean or Asia some but it certainly doesn't look like that. What we have to do now is try to help the rest of the world so they don't fuck shit up for the rest instead of saying "NIUK em ALL!!"

So it's not because they are black, it's because of the culture they have that they can't enlighten themselves. It is hard to grow out of habits and the like when you have nothing else to learn from. Humans that settled in Europe wandered all over the place meeting different people and sharing ideas.
User avatar #175 - bothemastaofall (01/23/2015) [-]
You're the one who brought up skin color, not me. I blamed them for who they were and their values.

Also when you start giving people an excuse via their culture, you basically admit they have a shit civilization.
User avatar #176 - rockamekishiko (01/23/2015) [-]
this whole thread is about skin color, that's why i brought it up
User avatar #182 - bothemastaofall (01/24/2015) [-]
No! It isn't. Retarded savage civilizations existed all over the Earth before intervention. Yanomamo, Pygmy, Aboriginies, those assholes having wars in Indonesia before the gov't forced them to stop, islanders, and there are more.

You try to give them an excuse via their culture, then you say the whole thing is about skin color? Go block some highway you #blacklivesmatter pos.
#183 - indonesia (01/24/2015) [-]
#52 - #22 the bra one I thought they buttoned on or something. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on 50 Mistakes Women Make... 0
User avatar #65 - defeats (01/23/2015) [-]
an ex of mine had this one near impossible bra to get off... Fuck me, the first time we had sex she wore this bra, I think she does this with every guy she sleeps with.
This thing was the rubix cube of bras, impossible to undo if you didn't know the trick.

But she'd tell all of her friends how I couldn't undo bras... It became her "hilarious" ongoing joke, wearing this thing every time.

I eventually dumped her because she was crazy.

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#4 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - cactaur ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
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