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#43 - and they will let you know it. 11/12/2014 on Drill Sgt's are insane 0
#24 - But it's always after a meal 11/12/2014 on What the fuck Japan. +1
#253 - History has proven time and time again the best governments ar… 11/11/2014 on not too stupid for Obama... 0
#32 - ...but seriously wouldn't that suck? We have a plan in case so… 11/10/2014 on Insurance +7
#53 - That would be awesome. 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +2
#173 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Man destroys women in subway +6
User avatar #196 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
But first lemme' take a selfie
#90 - I'm not interested in getting made into a pizza by her father. 11/09/2014 on She looked 17 +1
#89 - well, good ones  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on She looked 17 0
User avatar #92 - sovietsamurai (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah
#66 - To be fair though, the show isn't terrible from my impressions…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Dats rood +1
User avatar #72 - warioteam (11/09/2014) [-]
trust me, its the fanbase which ruined the show, at least for me
#89 - I can just hear the WAAAAAAGGGHHH 11/09/2014 on Pretty fucking cool m8 0
#52 - 4Chan founded in 2003  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Too Soon? +6
User avatar #55 - warioteam (11/09/2014) [-]
yet fj was founded in 2001
wake up america
#278 - He doesn't mean "realistic", he just thinks it makes… 11/09/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim 0
#17 - Picture 11/08/2014 on when the leg-cramps take over +1
#130 - well it is the most radical change in our culture 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... +8
#34 - didn't he go to harvard?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on College 2 0
User avatar #38 - roninneko (11/08/2014) [-]
That's his point. In terms of job skills, he's underemployed by definition.
#123 - Its story is more mafia and illogical for sure. Plus you hardl… 11/08/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim +4
#247 - Go ahead. touch em 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen 0
#112 - well... so was Oblivion's  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim 0
User avatar #113 - UndeadWasabi (11/08/2014) [-]
the stock oblivion interface was still better.
#30 - >Sell soul to become Nightingale to defeat Mercer >P… 11/07/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim 0
#29 - Oblivion: The legendary Grey Fox needs your help protecting th…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim +172
#91 - drizztrocks (11/08/2014) [-]
I actually liked the extortion quests from the thieves guild, thats how they're actually supposed to work. Extortion, mafia based stuff, and they don't give a fuck about you unless you make them money. That's what it is, a business, not a brotherhood.
#43 - slias (11/08/2014) [-]
Well, I'd argue that Skyrims thieves guild is more realistic.
#123 - bothemastaofall (11/08/2014) [-]
Its story is more mafia and illogical for sure. Plus you hardly ever steal anything for the sake of selling said property.
Q1: Frame merchant
Q2: Beat up other merchants and become hated
Q3: Arson (which I liked) and killing the owner of Goldenglow on failed speech check.
Q4: Poison mead, which btw didn't even make sense. How did the guard get poisoned when you poisoned the mead in the other building? They owner never goes and fetches poisoned mead, and now an entire giant barrel of mead is poisoned.
Q5: Tail Gulem-Ei. No stealing, but I had fun.
Q6: Karliah paralyzes you, Mercer stabs you as result, and then Karliah says she saved your life. She only gets dumber. Seriously her plan took 25 years? How old is everyone in the guild? Besides she didn't do much in that time. Bought a meadery and found a journal? Why would it take 25 years to find Gallus's journal? It's literally at the same spot where he died.
Q7: Copyright infringement
Q8: While Mercer loots the Falmer eyes, you dick around in some sanctuary selling your soul to Nocturnal for super powers, which don't kick in until after you kill Mercer, and then they just suck.
Q9: Dungeon crawl with Bimbo and Ballsack, who attack literally everything.
Q10: "I can't face Nocturnal, you do it" She ends up facing Nocturnal anyway, and you lose the skeleton key. The skeleton key would have been way more awesome than those gay super powers, but w/e.

Seriously what was her mead plan going to accomplish? At best she would have just competed with Maven, and at worst Maven would go under and the Thieves Guild would disband. Mercer would have gotten away for sure then.
I rant on the internet I'm such a loser.
#50 - Womens Study Major (11/08/2014) [-]
because dragons and opening transdimensional portals and learing a language by killing shit is realistic?
User avatar #278 - bothemastaofall (11/09/2014) [-]
He doesn't mean "realistic", he just thinks it makes the guild feel like a more well rounded crime joint.
#52 - slias (11/08/2014) [-]
Of course not, I'm just saying that Skyrims take on the Thieves Guild isn't necessarily bad, it's just different.
User avatar #62 - tinkotin (11/08/2014) [-]
The thieves guild in Skyrim was even worse than the Brotherhood
Such a waste of voice acting talent and man hours, to be honest. Every quest was basically the same only with a fresh coat of paint. Enter dungeon, collect item, return to quest giver who is in the most inconvenient location possible.
#65 - slias (11/08/2014) [-]
They tried to make the game more mainstream and in doing so made it far too simplistic and bland. I don't have high hopes for the next in the series, not after Skyrim and the fact that they let Elder Scrolls Online happen.
User avatar #66 - tinkotin (11/08/2014) [-]
The thing is is that they shouldn't have tried to make it mainstream because RPGs have always been a niche until fucking the mid-late 2000s rolled around when everyone was invited into RPGs and they pretty much became action games where you level up.

And it sucks.
#28 - My name's Skyler White. I live with the world's most retarded …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Fucking AMC 0
User avatar #29 - davidavidson (11/07/2014) [-]
k
#26 - Skyler kicked ass. Smartest character in the show.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Fucking AMC 0
User avatar #27 - davidavidson (11/07/2014) [-]
You take that back now.
User avatar #28 - bothemastaofall (11/07/2014) [-]
My name's Skyler White. I live with the world's most retarded meth maker. His old friend owes him a favor for helping start the company, but he turns that down to make meth.
I have to regulate his spending for him so the IRS doesn't fuck us. Weirdly enough, the Chemisty genius can't do financial math to literally save his life. I make financially sound decisions when his best idea was to buy a laser tag place.
I tried to give money to my idiot boss who doesn't understand what an audit is so he could fix his government problems. If he gets audited, we get audited, and we all go to prison. This was done under the assumption Walt wouldn't be dumb enough to fuck with his drug dealing boss, but nope!
User avatar #29 - davidavidson (11/07/2014) [-]
k
#6 - >Her teeth out? For jar opening?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on it sucks to get old 0
User avatar #7 - sunnyday (11/07/2014) [-]
That's what I was thinking.
That must have hurt like fuck against her gums.
#38 - Being gay sounds awesome. If only I liked being violated. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on The ride. 0
User avatar #42 - rainbowhead (11/07/2014) [-]
You can violate others though.
#9 - Jaque Jellycorridor 11/06/2014 on Worth a try 0
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