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#29 - One nearby we called "Castle park" in Applevalley MN  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2016 on Good Ol' Elemetary Days +1
#219 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
Dude you're from Califon? I play in that Dan Handy memorial softball tourney every year.
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#280 - bothemastaofall (04/07/2016) [-]
You may have replied to the wrong guy. MN is nowhere near Cali.
#8 - omg im sorry ill never view your profile again blerrgggyyhghgh  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on bothemastaofall's profile 0
#9 - lehberga (04/06/2016) [-]
It's ok, lil nigga.
You can visit my profile anytime you want
#74 - They should change the headline to include "by Muslims&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2016 on happy easter +8
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#166 - severepwner (03/27/2016) [-]
I'm a Christian and I naturally suspected that too.

It was because I naturally assumed it would be completely absurd for a Muslim to kill another Muslim for doing basically nothing. Scrolling down Islam surprises me again with their backwards ass morality.
#86 - batmanuel (03/27/2016) [-]
Same here. As I read it, it sounded like he wished them a happy easter and then they just fucking stabbed him on the spot for speaking to them. and that's brutal, even by my standards!
#5 - Holy **** I haven't seen this since 2011 wtf.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2016 on Have you met the new guy? 0
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#6 - someoneforamoment (03/17/2016) [-]
It's coming around. Third time I've seen in it the past day or so.
#248 - Dark Tempter the Monarch of Men. Time to have gay sex… 03/17/2016 on Go ahead, add on comments 0
#7 - Shouldn't that be the other way around? guys first?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2016 on The Bee's Knees +1
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#8 - blueboysixnine (03/16/2016) [-]
Thats now how punchlines work
#31 - Thanks but I don't want to **** a monster from Resident Evil. 03/16/2016 on Manticore Comp. 0
#8 - Well kind of. They dropped out because it was interfering with…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2016 on School -3
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#9 - redplasticcup (03/16/2016) [-]
Yeah but the majority of the time most people who dropped out of high school are idiots.
#76 - Moving the power is the big issue, not collecting sunlight. … 03/16/2016 on could +6
#159 - Say that to my face I was a green belt when I was 7  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2016 on Wasn't worth it 0
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#164 - sinery (03/15/2016) [-]
That's great.
When I was 7 I played football because my family wasn't some sleazy halfwits that put their kid into some pay to win scheme to make him feel special.
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#255 - ifailedmyact (03/16/2016) [-]
They didn't put you into martial arts class when you were a kid because they were busy beating your ass and that's why you're a fucking retard to this day.
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#253 - Visual (03/16/2016) [-]
What's even the difference between little league sports and martial art classes?

They're both things you enroll your kids in to teach them something and make them feel good. Get off your fucking high horse, I bet you'd get your ass kicked by most adult master-level martial artists anyways. Martial art techniques aren't always viable in a street fight but they still teach you proper mindset and discipline alongside fighting experience to keep your cool in a fight. Some techniques are viable as well.