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bothemastaofall

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#71 - I feel like that's skewed against Amazon inb4 no ***… 06/18/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#114 - *curry, not fat 06/18/2014 on These stories are... +3
#15 - That's what I was getting at. 06/18/2014 on Gottem +2
#4 - Out of highschool Free 06/18/2014 on Freedom +152
#4 - It's funny, not true. She could probably still get away wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Gottem -1
User avatar #5 - thewhitezombie (06/18/2014) [-]
On the other hand, she could ALSO sue him if he broke the restraining order.
User avatar #15 - bothemastaofall (06/18/2014) [-]
That's what I was getting at.
#184 - I'm outside with a camera. My wife's in there with another guy… 06/18/2014 on What Would You Do ??? +2
#38 - That is ******** wtf why does that character exist?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on DOTA TACTICS 0
User avatar #39 - gameshredder (06/17/2014) [-]
He's honestly not bullshit.

You just have to have a good Magic Damage Carry to shut him down.

Or just not send in 1000 units to attack him.
#42 - I just did the math. 1byte/250ns is equivalent to calculating … 06/17/2014 on New OS and better comps 0
#34 - I would hit her at full force with a literal wrecking ball. I'… 06/17/2014 on 10/10 would destroy that 0
#17 - Ok that's dark and offensive. MOAR 06/17/2014 on Clean Energy +1
#6 - I feel like number 7 is a grammar joke?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
User avatar #30 - mathmanchris (06/17/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_subject
Oscar had way better puns though.
#10 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
There is the Queen, and then the Queen's subjects. The Queen is not a subject of her own monarchy.
User avatar #145 - buttinspecter (06/17/2014) [-]
I call bullshit on that one. They didn't use the word "subject" until the end just to narrowly make the joke. Instead, they were using the word "topic". The queen is, indeed, a topic. Oscar Wilde should've started talking about her instead of being a smartass.
User avatar #156 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
That is because they botched their presentation of the joke. If they had used the word "subject" throughout the joke, would you still complain about it?

Also, technically speaking within the narration of the joke the narrator only uses the word "topic" and Oscar Wilde only uses the word "subject", with proper typesetting this would be obvious. But I digress since the joke would be a lot better if they used "subject" throughout it instead of "topic".
User avatar #157 - buttinspecter (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh. Well if it was just told wrong, then that's okay. Honestly, I just want to know what Wilde would've said about the queen.
User avatar #159 - caffeinecommissar (06/17/2014) [-]
Well, Uncyclopedia (like Encyclopædia Dramatica, except they aren't funny the least) has a meme with quoting Oscar Wilde on everything, so I looked up Queen Victoria and found the Oscar Wilde quote:

“She's so fat that the crotch on her caftan is tight”
~ Oscar Wilde on Queen Victoria uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Victoria
User avatar #161 - buttinspecter (06/17/2014) [-]
Yikes. You're right. That wasn't funny at all.
#9 - Who's the dude who convinced the cult to commit suicide in Cal…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Freaks 0
#34 - ohemgeezus (06/17/2014) [-]
The Heaven's Gate cult?
#21 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Charles Manson didn't do the killings himself and ordered people to do it for him. He wasn't a real murderer nor a real serial killer. A serial killer is someone who kills people in a periodic time span; Manson only did it for a few days not for weeks or months.
#17 - deathbyrevenge (06/17/2014) [-]
Charles Manson?
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (06/17/2014) [-]
Allah?
#259 - Picture 06/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#244 - Kinda misused but ok. 06/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#54 - That's like asking me if zombies like being zombies. 06/17/2014 on Long live our glorious leader 0
#111 - I totaled my car last Thursday. We had a flood where I live an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on I'm disgusted. 0
User avatar #112 - hashslingings (06/15/2014) [-]
My dad cussed me out for wasting the sound system i bought a week earlier when i totaled my car. wasted because i had no car to put it in now and it wouldn't fit his truck. But he's still that special kind of lovable drunk that you can't help but love. Happy fathers day fucking niggerfaggot in the off chance that you're stalking my shit again.
#66 - The top one is sweet. 06/14/2014 on Complete and utter CUNTS... +1
#35 - Had his bitch dress him up. 0/10 06/14/2014 on Admit it, he's cooler than you 0
#82 - Why would you do this? OMG she freaked out not like I could h… 06/13/2014 on cheating/suicide double prank 0
#6 - Yeah I'm sure he loves them too... 06/10/2014 on look at his stubby little... 0
#62 - Unfortunately those changes are projected to come out 2016-201… 06/09/2014 on Still sexy in Japan. 0
#60 - Would the real Satan make himself so obvious?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Still sexy in Japan. +2
#63 - usernameerror (06/09/2014) [-]
The devil has many disguises
User avatar #135 - kouzan (06/10/2014) [-]
I own the Legendary version because I wanted to giggle and float.
User avatar #74 - jimmydeenbomb (06/10/2014) [-]
the devil's eyes are always closed
#28 - This is shopped! Real pictures don't have text on them! That's… 06/09/2014 on Horses, Camels, and their... +3
#18 - YOUR HERETICAL FLEECE COVERS AND KILLS ALL 06/08/2014 on Horses, Camels, and their... 0
#14 - My race when?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on MRW its summer 0
User avatar #42 - blacklightsun (06/08/2014) [-]
My Reaction When.
It's a "new" thingy, I hope it dies tho.

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#4 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - cactaur ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
didyouknowgaming.com/page/2
4th one on the list
Thought you would like it.
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