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|#27 - Jokes on Ozzy, that's the most important holiday to a Satanist [+] (8 new replies)||02/14/2013 on Ozzy.. The comedian..||+35|
#107 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]
U fuckin wot m8
#39 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]
I welcome the motherfukets BEE/ THEU DONT HABE THE BALLS I DO~~ say HELLO TWO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THE SKINNYGUINE$$$
#36 - opjoopie (02/14/2013) [-]
They've never directly claimed to be a religion. It's more of a philosophy, along with a "bible". The religious names in it are only mocking, and things like black masses never had anything to do with lucifer or something like that, it was meant to taunt, and, well.. simply put, get attention.
Satanic rituals are only used for one's pleasure. They use ways to make something good "sexual pleasure, extreme happiness, etc.", with good things as much as with bad (say, for instance, they combine fear with innocence, much like is done in lots of horror films). They call this magic, but it has nothing to do with creating fire out of the palm of your hand or telekinesis or anything of the sort, it's simply creating feelings, often done in large groups.
Satan is only used as an example name. They have set rules, and sins, but there is no punishment for breaking any of them. The only punishment is simply that in their philosophy, what you'll do is not the way to happiness.
Anyway, it's had to explain this in such a short message, if you're really interested in it, you can pm me with whatever you want to know.
|#243 - Does that woman in the back throw her baby?||02/14/2013 on Fun Times in Aliens:...||0|
|#116 - No shit you can just hit the bottle with a hammer||02/13/2013 on Moar Life hacks ;P||+8|
|#61 - nigger||02/13/2013 on Found In A College Bathroom||0|
|#46 - Meanwhile on Nicki Nigerj's vagina [+] (2 new replies)||02/13/2013 on Found In A College Bathroom||0|
|#45 - Art can actually be useful as a degree depending on which cate…||02/13/2013 on Found In A College Bathroom||0|
|#44 - *philosophy [+] (1 new reply)||02/13/2013 on Found In A College Bathroom||0|
|#51 - Aaaand now we have weavesilk||02/13/2013 on Good old days||+2|
|#33 - Dude, that kid is going to laugh his ass off when he's twelve …||02/13/2013 on House rules motherfucker.||+8|
|#35 - I love how the guy with the cigarette is trying not to laugh h…||02/13/2013 on Crime and punishment||+4|
|#309 - >bursts into treats||02/13/2013 on gaben||0|
|#40 - The watermelon was raped once by several niggers||02/12/2013 on Straight Up Boredom||0|
|#7064 - OK FINE I'll play the damn game||02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed||0|
|#7060 - **bothemastaofall rolled a random image posted in comment #8… [+] (1 new reply)||02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed||0|
|#60 - War of 1812 comes to mind [+] (1 new reply)||02/11/2013 on Canadian Soldier||+4|
|#152 - YEAH! It only gives you 10 million notifications when you save… [+] (3 new replies)||02/11/2013 on Firechrome||+2|
#160 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god I work technical support call
And the guy goes
Yeah, I'm having a problem with my website.. I'm using netscape 0.8 and..
Stop, a different browser please.
Oh it works, thanks!
|#129 - No you don't||02/11/2013 on S.I.L.F.||0|
|#126 - You know what was most hilarious? Sticking every tank possible…||02/11/2013 on Halo Logic||+3|
|#121 - Yeah. A spartan in full power armor weighs just over 1000 lbs. 1/2 ton||02/11/2013 on Halo Logic||+4|
|#145 - >humans can jump 36 ft in the air Your bones may get to…||02/10/2013 on I don't even..||0|
|#19 - I'm not sure if you've done this already, but tell them how to…||02/10/2013 on Pokemon Facts 12||0|
|#17 - That's cause Bill Nye and Bob Saget are played by the same per…||02/10/2013 on Tumblr||-3|
|#421 - I have less than that happiness with senorbuttplug||02/10/2013 on WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH...||+4|
|#62 - You are wrong [+] (2 new replies)||02/10/2013 on I don't even..||+1|
#114 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
If you keep jumping up and down until you can jump 36 feet, the bones in your body will reinforce each jump. If you kick an iron pole, next time you kick it, it won't hurt as much. This is because whenever your muscles/bones get minor wounds in them they rebuild into stronger and stronger version of their older selves.
|#530 - uhhh. wtf were you trying to calculate there? That wouldn't gi…||02/10/2013 on Video Game World Size...||0|