I was expecting a war against satanists here. Glad to see someone that knows LaVey.

Gif quite unrelated.

I've never understood LaVeyans, it's like being atheist but with all the crappy rituals of religion built in. Why have a religion for nonreligion?

They've never directly claimed to be a religion. It's more of a philosophy, along with a "bible". The religious names in it are only mocking, and things like black masses never had anything to do with lucifer or something like that, it was meant to taunt, and, well.. simply put, get attention.

Satanic rituals are only used for one's pleasure. They use ways to make something good "sexual pleasure, extreme happiness, etc.", with good things as much as with bad (say, for instance, they combine fear with innocence, much like is done in lots of horror films). They call this magic, but it has nothing to do with creating fire out of the palm of your hand or telekinesis or anything of the sort, it's simply creating feelings, often done in large groups.

Satan is only used as an example name. They have set rules, and sins, but there is no punishment for breaking any of them. The only punishment is simply that in their philosophy, what you'll do is not the way to happiness.

Anyway, it's had to explain this in such a short message, if you're really interested in it, you can pm me with whatever you want to know.

I'll also add, I'm no leading expert on the subject, just a regular guy that's read into it and follow it for a small while..

Why did you change Minaj in the name of a country?

nigger

Art can actually be useful as a degree depending on which category you have.

OK FINE I'll play the damn game

That was the brits though. And i dont think they would have gotten the capitol.

bullshit, netscape is the best web browser around. Dont be jelly.

And forgot to login.

If you keep jumping up and down until you can jump 36 feet, the bones in your body will reinforce each jump. If you kick an iron pole, next time you kick it, it won't hurt as much. This is because whenever your muscles/bones get minor wounds in them they rebuild into stronger and stronger version of their older selves.

>humans can jump 36 ft in the air
Your bones may get tougher, but your organs don't. Also, you would require more muscle to jump that high, which is more mass. It's not even possible for a human to jump 36 feet in the air without help of a machine.