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#34 - I've had 3 jobs at 3 different companies, and I've had at leas…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2015 on programmers 0
User avatar #40 - samoaspider (03/28/2015) [-]
I've always wondered how does a job as a programmer actually looks like. Do you go to an office and just write code 8 hours a day in C / Python / (some other language) all day?

Could you give me a few examples of what you do? (I dropped out of uni where they taught programming and just wondering how life would've been after actually graduating)
#68 - angelusprimus (03/29/2015) [-]
If you are working only 8 hours a day you are either working for a shit company or its about to go down due to lack of clients.
second, if you are imagining people in suits sitting in cubicles and typing I'm going to return to shit company comment.
Most programmers I know (so pretty much everyone I work with and know) are generally dressed as "lost a client" way, except shits will most likely be geeky and they will not be in as good a shape. (ok ALMOST never)
And they work best if given freedom to be comfortable.
Our best debugger works on his laptop from a fort he made of his work desk, blanket and couple of cardboard boxes.
User avatar #44 - bothemastaofall (03/28/2015) [-]
You can still get a job. Universities are great for networking because of job fairs, guidance from faculty, etc.

I can't talk too much about specifics. Sorry about that.
I'm also still pretty new at my current company (< 3 months), so most of my work has been pretty low key. I've written some software to automate report generation, and I've refactored a bunch of their existing code, as well as run integration tests.

I work remotely until I graduate. The company issued me a laptop, and I wake up, connect to their servers, and do my work. I go onsite occasionally, but that's not very frequent. I work for a nice company who values my schoolwork waaaay more than I do.

Most of my work is in bash/shell script, perl, or C. Some of my other co workers do work in Python. When I do go onsite, it is as you think; I am there for 8 hours writing code. I do enjoy my work. I work with incredibly smart people who know what they're doing, and I get interesting problems to solve.
User avatar #121 - samoaspider (03/29/2015) [-]
nah, I'm an idiot who doesn't know more than "hello world" scripts and can't code for life

I'm glad that there are people like you who actually love coding, like you
User avatar #43 - yujisakaii (03/28/2015) [-]
where i work i always get a goal what my programm should do
and then im free to go
doestn matter what language as long as it works
sometimes there are restrictions but at most times they dont know what were talking about and are happy when it works
#32 - Yeah right. My best interviews were when I wore jeans and a sw…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on programmers -3
User avatar #79 - moviefuckthewhat (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes because first impressions mean nothing in an interview. You know, where the whole point is to give a first impression...

I mean do what what works for you but some of us decided to max out stats other then charisma.
#50 - Well she's not wrong. It is much harder. 03/28/2015 on Rekt +3
#13 - Get stronger on that gravity too. 03/28/2015 on New Planet 0
#24 - Cheating is the gift man gives himself.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on The 1% -1
User avatar #27 - nought (03/28/2015) [-]
-real niggas
#74 - Two major states in any video game run time. Update, then … 03/27/2015 on Lagency 0
#37 - He punched a producer because he did't get a steak. Get over it. 03/27/2015 on Rest in peace Top Gear,... +1
#22 - I sat for 5 minutes in the first Paper Mario during the first …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on When the cutscence blends... +17
#33 - ihoopr (03/27/2015) [-]
paper mario series was definitely awesome and interesting.... In the thousand year door no one expected this ..........
User avatar #98 - kalimah (03/27/2015) [-]
One that definitly made people stare for at least a minute was after the Doopliss fight
User avatar #23 - mydogpikachu (03/27/2015) [-]
Same with Galaxy 1
#291 - you're hot now. I mean, maybe you just took that photo at a go… 03/27/2015 on (untitled) +4
#139 - I really hope not you murderer condoning ******* .  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Biotech -1
User avatar #167 - Zaxplab (03/26/2015) [-]
Where's you get that idea from?
#138 - Or you could make them feel like they served it for 21,900,000… 03/26/2015 on Biotech +1
#93 - Would you rather deal with Mrs. "My husband's and astrona…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #134 - wilfredfanforever (03/27/2015) [-]
"Well my husband's risking his already doomed life to ensure me and my son have a more than stable life after he's gone.. maybe I should sleep with my boss and keep him from our kids". So yeah I'd rather Marie any day.
User avatar #113 - bigbeaufort (03/26/2015) [-]
"Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up" -Skylar White
User avatar #123 - iamkagji (03/26/2015) [-]
Hey, in her defense when she said that what Marie actually deserved was to be strangled while having her eyelids and mouth stapled shut. She was obviously having a bad day and was stressed out and in came the klepto bitch haranguing her about shit that wasn't any of her business to being with.
#91 - I think everybody liked Hank 03/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
#89 - She was the only smart character. Walt continually ***… 03/26/2015 on (untitled) -2
#121 - Sim City 4  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Circle City +4
#122 - darktoucan (03/26/2015) [-]
#12 - ? 03/25/2015 on Harry Potter 0
#31 - Did the spirit of Wisconsin manifest inside him? 03/24/2015 on Say cheese +1
#64 - I'm not sure if **** , so I flagged it just to be safe. 03/23/2015 on you had one job +2
#129 - Red light green light 03/22/2015 on The Impossible Happened -1
#58 - that's awesome. **** that pathetic loser.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on good luck 0
#64 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
cmon man, really?
#60 - She's also not wrong. It is harder to do stuff with extr… 03/21/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 2 +3
#36 - I never played Megaman idgaf 03/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#35 - Comment deleted 03/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#42 - Think it dude, don't ask it. 03/20/2015 on Please don't ask these when... 0
#31 - Characters rules, but no cool new stages (on ds anyway) …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #45 - goodguygary (03/20/2015) [-]
omega mode is for competitive players bruv, and for people who like the aesthetics of the stage but not the terrain, or hazards, like magicant
User avatar #34 - lorddarkskull (03/20/2015) [-]
Did you really compare yellow devil to the simpsons?
User avatar #36 - bothemastaofall (03/20/2015) [-]
I never played Megaman idgaf
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