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Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
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#15 - >Awkward aiming >Nobody on either team can hit **** …  [+] (12 replies) 08/15/2016 on Ranged** combat +31
#27 - kez (08/15/2016) [-]
They're just bad.

Theres not must difference between pc and ps4 unless it comes to snipers, even then if youre good its not much worse.

Stop trying to feel superior, its pathetic. Everyone knows keyboard and mouse is more accurate than a controller, but its not that big a difference now a days. I play this game on both PC and controller and its about the same skill wise.

The only difference is PC generally has better snipers and PS4 has better team comps with less morons playing genji or tracer and never helping the team.
#43 - jaggsauce (08/16/2016) [-]
i have no idea how you got greens for that comment, because you're just flat out wrong.

if it was possible to cross-play, i bet you 10 out of 10 times i would beat you if i was on PC and you were on console, and you played the counter-class to whatever hero i play.

"no difference" pfffsshh.. you know nothing Kez.
#48 - kez (08/17/2016) [-]
Depends on the hero.

Reinheart, Winston, Zarya, Roadhog, D.Va, Junkrat, Tobjorn, Reaper, tracer, bastion, junkrat, symmetra, mercy are all the same on PC as they are PS4.

Mei is slightly harder just because of her secondary fire, but if you arent long ranging with her secondary then shes the same.

Genji, Pharah, mccree, soldier, Lucio, Zenyatta would be noticably worse.

Widow, Hanzo and Ana would be much worse.

Playing on both ports, thats what I have noticed. I've found pc ranked easier to get higher though just because PC are so elitist and want to be that guy who solos the enemy team when on PS4 its slightly more team based generally so you are nearly always defending vs 4/5 with 1/2 flankers/snipers rather than 4 people all going solo trying to get POTG and dying doing nothing because they arent grouped on the payload.
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#31 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
There's a reason FPS games separate PC and Console players, it's would be a massacre.
#33 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/15/2016) [-]
I would really love to try that even once in my life.
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#24 - spoopyskeleton (08/15/2016) [-]
My brother has Overwatch on PS4, and even I wasn't that shit with the controller.
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#19 - brokentrucker (08/15/2016) [-]
What buttons in the lower left?
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#21 - lexivex (08/15/2016) [-]
Shit, I see what you mean. Fuck
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#17 - goldsignet (08/15/2016) [-]
to be fair, that is the worst shooting ive ever seen
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#44 - jaggsauce (08/16/2016) [-]
i agree... i am truly stunned over just how bad this was... even for someone playing on a console this was beyond bad... i feel like this needs a word which is its own definition of "bad".
#35 - >Because I like you guys >Increased meteor spawn rate  [+] (5 replies) 08/15/2016 on update +90
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#115 - propanex (08/15/2016) [-]
the chances of a meteor actually hitting the ground is still extremely low. They're very small to begin with and burn up in the outer atmospheres
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#46 - drakevil (08/15/2016) [-]
Well, imagine if he hate us.
#82 - varn (08/15/2016) [-]
"Removed oxygen from natural resource list, humans now have to manufacture it before usage."
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#41 - thereapercraft (08/15/2016) [-]
"Increased base wasp damage"
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#36 - dassasofunny (08/15/2016) [-]
we still get to ejaculate whenever we want
#125 - novren mississippiriver jacksipian yoshiisking …  [+] (3 replies) 08/14/2016 on [UNTITLED] +1
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#128 - armwulf (08/14/2016) [-]
I tried opening the 3.6gb file. No dice. Didn't bother downloading the others.
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#127 - bothemastaofall (08/14/2016) [-]
If anyone can point me in the direction of a really comprehensive filetype identifier, that would be swell. The Linux file command just generates "data" on the unencrypted file. Yeah. Reeeal useful that.
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#126 - jacksipian (08/14/2016) [-]
damn, so all of it is still a dead end?
#42 - Warframe is the absolute worst. Billions of suits, gu…  [+] (1 reply) 08/14/2016 on At least the refund button... 0
#89 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
"Each requires complex system of millions of materials each" No piece of gear takes more than 5 different material types each, all of which are easily attainable, the quantity of the materials in question varies, but it's never as much as you're saying it is, unless you're referring to Clan Tech weapons, in which case the amount of materials needed are directly related to how many people are in the clan as everyone is expected to contribute (I had a clan that was just myself and 2 friends, between the 3 of us we managed to research every single thing in the game with no real trouble)

"One Package I saw tried to charge me $50 for 3 guns" The only packages that charge 750-ish worth of platinum ($40 worth of cash-shop currency) are the ones that contain every piece of gear introduced in an update, in other words, the Frame, the alternate helmet, alternate skin (if applicable), the cloak, a Primary weapon, a Secondary weapon, a Melee weapon, and the stance for the Melee weapon. Again, all things easily acquired through regular gameplay and some degree of grinding. I won't deny some packages are expensive, but they contain a lot more than just "3 guns"

"Devs would tweet out special missions, so I had to go on twitter to beat the game" All "Special Missions" are listed in the alert tab of your navigation screen, you don't need to get on Twitter to find this out.

"Easily capable of spending multiple hundreds of dollars on a game" If you're willing to blow multiple hundreds of dollars on a game, that's your choice, like I said several times before, others can just get their gear through regular gameplay.

I respect the fact you don't enjoy the game, but please don't make shit up to bash it.
#24 - No Man's Sky Formerly retarded me would have preorder…  [+] (4 replies) 08/14/2016 on At least the refund button... -5
#33 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
What the other anon said, Free to play works, but only in certain scenarios. Take Warframe for example, everything in the game is attainable through regular gameplay. Sure, there's a certain degree of grinding involved, but you can get that delicious Vauban prime and the associated weapons after a week of playing + the 3-day crafting period whereas the other guy blew $150 for the highest-tier package because he wanted everything day 1 (I'm not judging anyone, back when I played Warframe, I used to put aside money every paycheck so I could buy the Prime access whenever it came out every 3 months). But regardless, my point still stands, Warframe does Free to Play relatively well, but if you compare it to something run by Nexon, like Vindictus, where if you want to upgrade a weapon to +15 and enchant it with top-tier scrolls in order to play at the highest level, expect to blow $50+ on Enhancement Runes & Enchant Runes, and those don't even guarantee you success, so if RNGesus decides to shit on your dick you have to drop more money on the cash shop or risk blowing up you multi-million dollar weapon you probably spent a shitload of time grinding for.
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#42 - bothemastaofall (08/14/2016) [-]
Warframe is the absolute worst.

Billions of suits, guns, and upgrade shit
Each requires complex system of millions of materials each
One package I saw tried to charge me $50 for 3 guns
Devs would tweet out special missions, so I had to go on twitter to beat the game

Easilyt capable of spending multiple hundreds of dollars on a game whose core gameplay experience isn't worth 15
#89 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
"Each requires complex system of millions of materials each" No piece of gear takes more than 5 different material types each, all of which are easily attainable, the quantity of the materials in question varies, but it's never as much as you're saying it is, unless you're referring to Clan Tech weapons, in which case the amount of materials needed are directly related to how many people are in the clan as everyone is expected to contribute (I had a clan that was just myself and 2 friends, between the 3 of us we managed to research every single thing in the game with no real trouble)

"One Package I saw tried to charge me $50 for 3 guns" The only packages that charge 750-ish worth of platinum ($40 worth of cash-shop currency) are the ones that contain every piece of gear introduced in an update, in other words, the Frame, the alternate helmet, alternate skin (if applicable), the cloak, a Primary weapon, a Secondary weapon, a Melee weapon, and the stance for the Melee weapon. Again, all things easily acquired through regular gameplay and some degree of grinding. I won't deny some packages are expensive, but they contain a lot more than just "3 guns"

"Devs would tweet out special missions, so I had to go on twitter to beat the game" All "Special Missions" are listed in the alert tab of your navigation screen, you don't need to get on Twitter to find this out.

"Easily capable of spending multiple hundreds of dollars on a game" If you're willing to blow multiple hundreds of dollars on a game, that's your choice, like I said several times before, others can just get their gear through regular gameplay.

I respect the fact you don't enjoy the game, but please don't make shit up to bash it.
#25 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Free to play models work with some games, I think you mean P2W.
Warthunder is free to play and its a hell of a great game.
Its all about the devs boy
#23 - No. they may say it, and if they really love you they'll cry f…  [+] (10 replies) 08/14/2016 on True romance -19
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#89 - lancifer (08/14/2016) [-]
Who hurt you
#65 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Truest shit. Every single girlfriend and fiancee I've ever had has cheated on me and left me. No matter how well things were going, we had our own place, both had decent income. Life was good, we even thought we were going to be having our first child together. Bam, cheated on me, wasn't my kid the whole time, came after me for child support when she found her new bad boy. Fuck women. I've sworn off them for good and I don't have to deal with the drama, the fighting, the pain and the suffering anymore. Got my xbox for all that.
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#50 - thunderkrux (08/14/2016) [-]
Pfft like I'm gonna believe some guy on the internet. My girlfriend would never cheat on me,. like who else is she going to sleep with, her husband??? yeah right, that dickless chump
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#45 - distortedflare (08/14/2016) [-]
Well he is not wrong my sisters friend and her husband split up. Because he could not have kids without medical help. She did not want to spend the money and suggested she fuck another dude. The bitch all ready has a kid from another relationship and dumped him because he was not comfortable being cucked. Less than two weeks later she is trying to dump her shit spawn on my sister so she can go fuck a new guy.
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#44 - josuke (08/14/2016) [-]
Who hurt you man
Who hurt you
#39 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Don't listen to this edgy teen, after he gets over his first Sadie Hawkins rejection things will smooth out. Find that person you love, and love on!
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#59 - saxong (08/14/2016) [-]
Relient K Sadie Hawkins Dance Lyrics You seem to be misinformed about what a Sadie Hawkins dance is; please listen carefully to this educational material on the matter.
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#63 - doctahhobo (08/14/2016) [-]
Had this chick that was in the circle of friends I hung out with in school and she would never fucking stop playing this fucking song or singing it every fucking time I saw her and it made me despise this song.
#33 - xgeneration (08/14/2016) [-]
**xgeneration used "*roll picture*"**
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You sounds like you've been through some rough shit dude
#25 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Wow. Looks like someone's been dumped.

Don't blame the entire gender for the behaviours of one individual. It bears risk of permanently becoming a bitter, lonely sack of shit.