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#171 - Omg what uneducated freshman drew this? >C is reliable …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2015 on If programming languages... 0
#239 - tck (01/08/2015) [-]
The "Lisp is for crazies" I read as a compliment to it.

>80 year-olds
I code in Common Lisp. Lisp isn't outdated, it was modernized into Common Lisp.
User avatar #185 - Marker (01/08/2015) [-]
eh most of them were funny. the Java, Javascript, and Python ones were certainly true
#103 - what was my second comment? 01/08/2015 on Godspeed. 0
#99 - strike that, more savage. 01/08/2015 on Godspeed. 0
#98 - some civs grew up. Those countries are just as savage as 1000 …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Godspeed. +1
User avatar #102 - Endofzeeworld (01/08/2015) [-]
But it wasn't always like that. Through the 1800s and 1900s the middle east was doing just fine. Thanks to near constant war in the region for the past 20 or so years, it has destabilized and degenerated back into the barbarism of old. They still have large cities like we do. Watch the Vice News for the region, you see that its mostly normal people being hurt under an oppression isalmist regime.
User avatar #103 - bothemastaofall (01/08/2015) [-]
what was my second comment?
User avatar #99 - bothemastaofall (01/08/2015) [-]
strike that, more savage.
#21 - >rape culture Hey guys did you remember to rape today? … 01/08/2015 on Back when the horse was... 0
#13 - and he just stared at it!?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on When your weapons fail on you 0
User avatar #14 - thefates (01/05/2015) [-]
One can assume he tried to close his eyes last second. Also most of the debilitating effects from a flashbang come from the bang more than the flash. Seriously it can bust eardrums.
#129 - child pronz dude. 01/05/2015 on The Result of Gamergate... +1
#68 - well he thought retarded average people were more deserving, s… 01/05/2015 on Dumb is numb +2
#2307 - thefasrdog rolls your dumb ass 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#2304 - **bothemastaofall used "*roll cah answer*"** **bothemastaof… 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#2303 - **bothemastaofall used "*roll cah answer*"** **bothemastaof…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #2304 - bothemastaofall (12/25/2014) [-]
**bothemastaofall used "*roll cah answer*"**
**bothemastaofall rolls Soup that is too hot.**
#2299 - **bothemastaofall used "*roll cah question*"** **bothemasta…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #2303 - bothemastaofall (12/25/2014) [-]
**bothemastaofall used "*roll cah answer*"**
**bothemastaofall rolls Geese.**
User avatar #2304 - bothemastaofall (12/25/2014) [-]
**bothemastaofall used "*roll cah answer*"**
**bothemastaofall rolls Soup that is too hot.**
#700 - well **** why didn't you say so before? that was a big … 12/24/2014 on round two! 0
#46 - I have 90%. I don't want no ****** B's 12/24/2014 on Can black people even do... 0
#4 - But the police are not made up. 12/23/2014 on Cyanide & Happiness Title +44
#2 - Well some species of frogs can spontaneously switch sexes.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on What gender? +3
User avatar #3 - basaltface (12/23/2014) [-]
orly? Only thought fish can do that, well you never stop learning
#4 - guitarassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
This was literally a plot point in Jurassic Park.
#5 - Yeah! That's cuz I ****** did it and am 1% away from a …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Can black people even do... +2
#8 - fefe (12/23/2014) [-]
>getting B's in school

i never thought anybody could be this casual
User avatar #46 - bothemastaofall (12/24/2014) [-]
I have 90%. I don't want no fuckin B's
#6 - clannadqs (12/23/2014) [-]
Should have studied and paid attention in the first place to not be in that situation.
#85 - I didn't blame him for the high ones either. Should I? 12/23/2014 on Obama is good 0
#111 - I wasn't being sarcastic 12/22/2014 on But I Love You +1
#3 - that was also the day I turned 17.2. Weird huh? 12/22/2014 on Jagex understands 0
#35 - you're right, but it isn't a finite resource. Otherwise buildi…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The politicians that rule... +5
#96 - JustintheWaysian (12/22/2014) [-]
Just because something is infinite doesn't mean that it has a finite, quantifiable flow. Suppose we had an infinite waterfall (as in, it goes on forever). It fills a pool, and the pool is also drained at the same rate as it is being filled.

Block off 1/2 of the waterfall's flow, then it only fills up its pool at 1/2 the rate. But the pool is still being drained at the normal rate. The pool will eventually bottom out.

That being said, of course the waterfall illustration is an ideal, steady state steady flow model, and is not 100% representative of the Earth. To correctly model the waterfall illustration would be to include variable flow and draining rates. But the idea is that, no matter how you look at it, if you block the flow of the waterfall, the pool's average water level will decrease.

Same thing with the Earth's climate. If you block the flow of these winds, despite wind being an infinite resource, you will affect it in some way. Now, whether the effect is actually significant or not is debatable, and I think it really depends on how much we harvest that wind energy as to whether we can determine the significance of harvesting wind energy.

Also, (not to insult you here), if you think buildings "use up wind energy and so why hasn't the wind been all used up by them?", then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how turbines work, or the energy exchange between an inlet source and a work output in such a system. Standard, rectangular buildings do not operate in this way, and do not have the same effect on the wind as what a wind turbine would.
#97 - JustintheWaysian (12/22/2014) [-]
Edit to my first sentence:
Just because something is infinite doesn't mean it DOES NOT have a finite, quantifiable flow.
User avatar #36 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
Just because its technically infinite doesn't mean we shouldn't carefully manage where we put our harvesters for it, same way we need to manage urban expansion.
User avatar #39 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
On urban expansion you've got a point. Land is a very finite resource.

That malady can be cured by going into space, no?
User avatar #41 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
I'll take any excuse for space habitats yo.
#42 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Read this. It shall be thy scripture.
User avatar #45 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
My scripture is but one line, which reads : Do some wicked shite, ya gob
User avatar #46 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Tack on that picture, too.
User avatar #48 - rollmeanddie (12/22/2014) [-]
But the scripture is tattooed to my dick...
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/22/2014) [-]
Pay someone to tattoo that picture on it, in microscopic form. Run your dick through a microprinter and put the words of that on.

Might as well do the gorilla warfare greentext too while you're at it.
#94 - >kid friendly >horror ok I'll play  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on But I Love You +3
User avatar #99 - taokami (12/22/2014) [-]
kid friendly doesn't necessarily mean that kids are the target audience
User avatar #111 - bothemastaofall (12/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't being sarcastic
#38 - To be fair to Sony, if all the major theaters refuse to show t… 12/22/2014 on Our Grorius Reader 0
#64 - So... Canada...How's it goin?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Germany 0
#74 - juha (12/20/2014) [-]
b-but he said thanks...?
User avatar #72 - thegreenrecon (12/20/2014) [-]
hes likely from Quebec, all ass holes seem to come from there anyway - _ -
#124 - Once my future kids beat Super Mario 64, Legend of Zelda OoT, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Parenting 0
User avatar #127 - ryderjbudde (12/19/2014) [-]
>silver surfer


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User avatar #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - cactaur (06/01/2014) [-]
4th one on the list
Thought you would like it.
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