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Date Signed Up:3/14/2012
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#67 - "sleep_well.jpg" 02/06/2016 on who has a rifle like that? 0
#9 - Oh **** where am I? Directions to the nearest post about overs…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2016 on Ramsay sensei is very... +3
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#10 - burningchimera (02/03/2016) [-]
Here you go my good sir
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#7 - 499.99 for 980ti? That is basically giving away. That ****** 6…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2016 on Ramsay sensei is very... +3
#8 - ironstorm (02/03/2016) [-]
**ironstorm used "*roll picture*"**
**ironstorm rolled image**I think you commented in the wrong section, mate.
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#9 - bothemastaofall (02/03/2016) [-]
Oh fuck where am I? Directions to the nearest post about overspending on hardware but pirating on software?
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#10 - burningchimera (02/03/2016) [-]
Here you go my good sir
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#19 - Get degree in CS Have 4 jobs before out of college. L…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2016 on College life in a nutshell +13
#65 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
I've been on FJ for years and never posted or commented on anything (true Anonfag), but mate...

I know telling you "someone else kind of sort of has gone through the same thing" won't help, doesn't fix your problem, or get rid of those visions and feelings you have. But I empathize with a lot of what you're saying.

I broke up with my gf after 6 months of long distance. We fell in love accidentally as well while working at a school in Spain, lived together for over a year, then it just fell to pieces after we left Spain and I struggled looking for work while she was in her last year of uni. It's like she saw me becoming depressed and fucked off. I made sure I told her exactly how much I cared about her when we were breaking up, didn't change anything, but because of that I don't have any reason to talk to her and get shit off my chest. So I don't know if she's with some other guy now, but I still get those visions too.

I guess you're about as old as me, early 20's, thinking that everything goes downhill from here etc. Never going to find someone else, got no mates, hate job. But just imagine the kind of shit you could do in the next 10 years, where you'll be in your life at that point in time. The people you could meet, the places you could explore, and all that other bluesky shite. Not that you should do it for this girl, but she could see you in 10 years time as this great successful guy and want you back, at which point you're the one who has moved on and found someone else!

Tldr; You have more to offer the world than PepsiMax, and there is nothing weak about asking someone for help. All the best, Anonfag
#61 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
You payed for a degree in CS? I just play it for a few hours a day for free
#54 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Hey, at least you're not Anthony Burch.
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#47 - guillem (02/02/2016) [-]
Hang in there buddy, it may seem like there's no exit, but time heals all wounds, and you will probably find love again, even if it is something accidental that comes your way. Believe me, I've seen friends of mine getting pretty fucked up over the loss of long-time girlfriends they intended to spend their lives with, and even though there is a very dark hour, it gets better after a while.

After getting out of the pit, one of my friends actually found love again and it has proven to be better than last time (which is weird, because he and his last girlfriend were truly a match made in heaven). Hang in there man, don't take the easy way out, for it will not only take away all the pain but also every single chance of improvement. One day you'll look back at this and feel proud you overcame it.
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#45 - alucord (02/02/2016) [-]
Don't give up.
Promise yourself that. Make this motivation, not a ball and chain to drag you down.

Let this drive you to be more than you would have been before.
#27 - IamPinhead (02/02/2016) [-]
My brother, let me give you some knowledge.


You're still young. Most of us are. Real, powerful relationships take time and effort to realize. You had that with a special girl but you've gotta realize the parts of yourself that nobody can take away. All the blood, sweat and tears you put into your degree and career is something nobody can take away. You have a choice to let this feeling kill you or turn it into impetus for change.
#26 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
Hang in there buddy. You never know what lies ahead. Maybe life has some surprises waiting for you down the road. Ending your life cancels any chance of you finding out.
#83 - anon (02/02/2016) [-]
>hang in there buddy

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#20 - atoaster (02/02/2016) [-]
Hey, you should call 1-800-273-TALK. Seriously, you sound like you need to get this off your chest. If you're going to kill yourself, please make me the promise you'll make that call before you do it? Just... to a random stranger online. Promise me you'll make that call. Call them now. Call them before you do it, whatever. Just don't go through this alone.

Then, before you kill yourself, talk to her. Do something. If you have any sheer amount of respect for your love to her, don't kill yourself and leave a note. Don't do that to a person you say you love. At least talk to her, face to face. If you still even care about her at all, don't leave her with blood on her hands, no matter how much your life is dealing with that. It wouldn't be right, even though you won't be here to regret it later. Another man or not, whatever, you were still a big part of her life, one that she likely will care about, no matter how deeply it's buried.
#64 - I mean, I know it's real and awesome, but I'm still calling ********. 02/02/2016 on I cried a little -4
#63 - Loses face Lives with magically bestowed left eye preserva…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2016 on I cried a little -7
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#64 - bothemastaofall (02/02/2016) [-]
I mean, I know it's real and awesome, but I'm still calling bullshit.
#152 - **** I probably gave it to that one person. 02/02/2016 on anon gets an STD +1
#151 - Who gives a **** 90% of everyone has it right? **** I probably…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2016 on anon gets an STD +1
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#152 - bothemastaofall (02/02/2016) [-]
Fuck I probably gave it to that one person.
#34 - So did he break it or not? 01/31/2016 on He almost broke the 4th wall. 0
#13 - Sex is a hell of a lot more emotional than you realize then. I… 01/31/2016 on open relationship +2