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#29 - I hate Apple and was about to be happy, but then I read how th…  [+] (1 reply) 08/31/2016 on EU Apple Tax 0
#41 - anon (08/31/2016) [-]
Not quite m8

Apple also recorded everything sold in europe as sold in Ireland
So ireland was responsible for all of Apple's tax money for every european sale
But didn't collect any of it
#14 - Yeah, and when does it get to -20 F in Texas?  [+] (5 replies) 08/27/2016 on Anon describes life in... +10
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#29 - hasinvadedyou (08/27/2016) [-]
when your ugly ass goes into a bar it drops -20 F immediately
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#34 - bothemastaofall (08/27/2016) [-]
Absolute chill > looks
#31 - ogdonaldangel (08/27/2016) [-]
that burn was so cold you gotta switch to kelvins
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#19 - clannadqs (08/27/2016) [-]
Who cares? The humidity is lower in Minnesota on average and it's colder in the summer. I would 100% prefer to layer up than deal with the heat 24/7. I live in Georgia and it's still 90 degrees+ every day even further up north in the state while it's barely 80 every day now in Minnesota. I know a lot of people don't do physical activity during the day, but being in a job that sometimes requires it and dealing with it throughout high school the heat down here is horrible.
#18 - justtocomment (08/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, Minnesota might have the largest variance in temperature, but the heat is nothing compared to Texas/Arizona.
My point is that talking about dying of heat exhaustion and 400° sidewalks because it got into the low 90s is fucking laughable.
But to answer your question: February of 1933, apparently.
#21 - git clone github://bogdan/cake.git cd cake make ma…  [+] (11 replies) 08/27/2016 on fak u linux +52
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#57 - zvon (08/27/2016) [-]
you forgot "./configure", your cake will be shit
#28 - zenthos (08/27/2016) [-]
Windows is so much easier!
Click download from web browser
Save cake.exe to desktop
Click cake.exe twice to open
Click ignore windows security warning
Click Run cake.exe
Click start install wizard
Scroll down to agree to terms and conditions
Click I agree to terms and conditions
Don't agree to install ask.com toolbar
Click custom install
Uncheck all the non related cake adware
Click install to c:/programfiles
Click no on "do you want to install super free 阿music bar"
You will need to use malwarbytes if you say yes
Cake.exe successfully installed
Click restart now on "you need to restart PC" popup
Now see if there is a desktop shortcut cut
Notice there is not
Open file explorer go to c:/programfiles/cake
Click bin folder
Copy shortcut to desktop
See permissions warning click ignore
Now minimize file explorer
Click cake shout cut
Presto enjoy cake!

Checkmate Linux!
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#91 - flamingwhitetiger (08/27/2016) [-]
i know linux is awesome... so much better than pc i never run into all the performance issues that windows users have with games... mostly because i cant get them
#64 - darkcorezeronine (08/27/2016) [-]
Download cake.exe from the official webstie and save about 10 steps.
Also, linux programs don't usually create a desktop icon.
Also, I don't know if you can find any program you want from the repositories.
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#45 - captchakid (08/27/2016) [-]
I get what you're trying to say, but there's hyperbole, then theres what you just did.
#31 - ltstrom (08/27/2016) [-]
Be on Cent OS
> sudo yum install cake -y
> sudopassword.type
> wait 10 seconds (or whatever)
> cake

Now i have cake whenever i ask for it linux 1 microsoft -9999
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#93 - mancobbler (08/27/2016) [-]
Make sure you have the EPEL repo
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#50 - itssakamoto (08/27/2016) [-]
Be on Windows OS

>install OS
>Cake is already preinstalled

#49 - itssakamoto has deleted their comment.
#33 - zenthos (08/27/2016) [-]
Uh nice try there buddy. But I have been in stores and the only computers you can buy is PC or Apple. Can say I have ever seen what your talking about in a store. So I guess it's not real.

Show me where yum is on a mouse or keyboard
#35 - ltstrom (08/27/2016) [-]
Fair enough i guess you caught me, oh wait the yum key is right next to the any key hmmm strange.

#9 - >Implying this ever happens Seriously any of you g…  [+] (13 replies) 08/27/2016 on suburban Moms +3
#76 - jokersaysamuseme (08/27/2016) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme used "*roll picture*"**
**jokersaysamuseme rolled image**

>Implying people don't ever drink alcohol or take pills.
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#15 - catfishy (08/27/2016) [-]
My parents, siblings, everybody in my family smokes intensely but my mom is insanely anti-drugs
to the point of it being silly.
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#16 - catfishy (08/27/2016) [-]
Ok fine, sorry i dared to speak ill of the smoker crowed jeez.
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#18 - ragingbrony (08/27/2016) [-]
You got thumbed down by 1 anon.
Don't be a bitch
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#19 - catfishy (08/27/2016) [-]
sorry, had idea you cared.
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#20 - catfishy (08/27/2016) [-]
no idea*
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#12 - zwittertwo (08/27/2016) [-]
My mom said she'd be fine with me smoking pot, but if she found out I ever did hard drugs she'd beat me.. I'm safe in general cuz I'm a fucking loser and don't do drugs.
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#39 - politicalslap (08/27/2016) [-]
how can you be a loser if you dont do drugs....

staying clean makes you a winner
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#43 - zwittertwo (08/27/2016) [-]
Don't all the cool kids do drugs or something?
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#44 - politicalslap (08/27/2016) [-]
theyre posers

be yourself... dont try to conform to the fakes
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#47 - zwittertwo (08/27/2016) [-]
I do be myself, don't worry my man.
#11 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
My parents were more likely to kick my ass than drink their sorrows if they caught me with drugs.
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#10 - elduroto (08/27/2016) [-]
You'd be surprised
#75 - the second one. he fully backs it.  [+] (1 reply) 08/26/2016 on I can die happy +1
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#76 - frostbitcanadian (08/26/2016) [-]
ok thanks
#1045 - **bothemastaofall used "*roll picture*"** **bothemastaofall…  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on Roll the hottest girl possible 0
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#1048 - bothemastaofall (08/25/2016) [-]
Well I could have gone the rest of my life without ever seeing that.
#36 - Whites BTFO and I'm not even mad about it. Except I d…  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... +26
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#37 - sugoi (08/25/2016) [-]
I assume you are yet to meet David-kun?

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