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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Comment Thumbs: 20584 total,  23128 ,  2544
Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 57.6% (576/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:2905698
Times Content Favorited:5466 times
Total Comments Made:3112
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#79 - You have problems (attention whore)  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2012 on nicolasouras's profile 0
User avatar #80 - nicolasouras (03/23/2012) [-]
thanksā™„
User avatar #81 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
FJ doesn't like you
User avatar #82 - nicolasouras (03/23/2012) [-]
that's ok.
op deliversā™„
#83 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
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Why not just do things that don't involve you pretending to cut yourself?
User avatar #84 - nicolasouras (03/23/2012) [-]
wasn't fake, doll.
User avatar #85 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it wasn't
#4 - Picture 03/23/2012 on Jackass +2
#2 - Picture 03/23/2012 on are you kidding me? 0
#2 - I'll be sure to remember you 03/23/2012 on Bitches gotta learn +11
#3 - Party hard 03/22/2012 on Party Hard, Tard! +1
#2 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Look at me now 0
#84 - **bossauce rolls 4,167** 03/22/2012 on Come my minions 0
#72 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Beach Pic +6
#93 - <--- HFW he got to the party  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on the birth +12
#100 - anonymous (03/22/2012) [-]
A thumb for that being one of the most frightening things I've ever seen.
#258 - Just why? 03/22/2012 on Perspective +2
#161 - Fine, back to the dungeon you go 03/22/2012 on Ages +8
#226 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Short Shorts +7
#158 - I don't text people :'( 03/22/2012 on The truth 0
#156 - The penetrator from Saints Row and a ham sandwich, hope zombie…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on The truth 0
User avatar #158 - bossauce (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't text people :'(
#761 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on Pillz Here! +3
#772 - potatoace (03/22/2012) [-]
give it to me ma nigger
#756 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Pillz Here! 0
#88 - Comment deleted 03/22/2012 on 20-20 HINDSIGHT 0
#49 - There is so much wrong with that idea 03/22/2012 on Too Mainstream +2
#57 - You mean like this? 03/22/2012 on Prison... +1
#102 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Let's play mario +3
#76 - **bossauce rolls 2** + 2= 4  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Math +39
User avatar #78 - Mawxter (03/22/2012) [-]
not sure why you got thumbed down for getting a good roll.
User avatar #132 - Mutton (03/22/2012) [-]
Because seeing a 1/10 chance succeed isn't impressive when they make up 90% of comments.
#77 - belligerentchris has deleted their comment.
#281 - Dafuq? 03/22/2012 on rainbowdazh's profile 0
#149 - Actually according to OP's profile, they are a male, not a female  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Noob... +2
#155 - danikay (03/22/2012) [-]
Point is. Person who made this comic is a girl, so therefore she's the unfunny one, and it makes OP ten times the unfunny because he found it funny.
#158 - bossauce (03/22/2012) [-]
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Good point
#146 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Noob... -1
#172 - The hangover 03/22/2012 on Tv Series 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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