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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#157 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2012 on Hey Listen +13
#163 - krazekaotik (03/24/2012) [-]
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#1 - I see what you did there And I like it 03/24/2012 on Saints New Head Coach 0
#180 - Still counts 03/24/2012 on Dat 2nd tab 0
#174 - **bossauce rolls 333** here goes nothing  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Dat 2nd tab +13
#182 - cjsixtyseven (03/24/2012) [-]
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Trips on the first try, huh. I usually dont have a shave. and my hair doesn't look like this most of the time :p
#181 - cjsixtyseven Comment deleted by bossauce
User avatar #178 - xxxherfaultxxx (03/24/2012) [-]
gets trips



on old thread
User avatar #180 - bossauce (03/24/2012) [-]
Still counts
#1 - Comment deleted 03/24/2012 on Better Love Story -2
#124 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Rihanna totally looks like +12
#125 - breakfastlunch (03/24/2012) [-]
#127 - acfb (03/24/2012) [-]
Okay, but seriously...
#128 - breakfastlunch (03/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #153 - trillicious (03/24/2012) [-]
An Alligator Snapeping Turtle.
#187 - Picture 03/24/2012 on run forest run 0
#94 - Picture 03/24/2012 on Damn autocorrect 0
#162 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2012 on run forest run +22
#165 - asshatfartface (03/24/2012) [-]
beat me too it... oh well. here, have some cats
#413 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Hidden Messages +6
#417 - devout feminist (03/24/2012) [-]
too late, but thanks for the offer anyway
#457 - hauntzor (03/24/2012) [-]
EAT DA POO POO!!
#433 - buckyforever (03/24/2012) [-]
WATCH OUT SPIDEY!
#430 - greenquaser (03/24/2012) [-]
#368 - I love the african american people And completel… 03/24/2012 on Reverse Memes +22
#408 - Someone say my name? 03/24/2012 on Hidden Messages +8
#406 - Just why anon?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2012 on Hidden Messages +9
#418 - remjensen (03/24/2012) [-]
I wuv Seamus :D And all of da Creatures :D
#411 - devout feminist (03/24/2012) [-]
because i can
#413 - bossauce (03/24/2012) [-]
#417 - devout feminist (03/24/2012) [-]
too late, but thanks for the offer anyway
#457 - hauntzor (03/24/2012) [-]
EAT DA POO POO!!
#433 - buckyforever (03/24/2012) [-]
WATCH OUT SPIDEY!
#430 - greenquaser (03/24/2012) [-]
#239 - Picture 03/24/2012 on Jack and Randy +16
#1399 - Comment deleted 03/24/2012 on NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE 0
#49 - And the raping babies is bad because... 03/23/2012 on Homework Comp +9
#218 - In my opinion it feels like the right time to end the series, …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Nice Try Twi-fags +1
User avatar #228 - sircool (03/23/2012) [-]
ending of shepard's story. the universe they made is ripe still to continue with other people's stories within it.
User avatar #226 - SemiAnon (03/23/2012) [-]
No one is upset that it would end the series. It was supposed to.
Shepard dying isn't even that big of a turn-off for people. Ultimate sacrifice endings aren't new.
The problem is that the 3 endings are all the same, besides the colors, and that there is absolutely no closure. No epilogue showing how you ultimately affected the galaxy. Everyone is left to starve on Earth. No one on the Normandy would have bailed to end up stranded on the Earth-like planet. Those are some reasons people are upset.
#229 - SemiAnon (03/23/2012) [-]
Forgot pic.
User avatar #223 - burdenedsoul (03/23/2012) [-]
not for me, i just got into the me series, borrowed 2 and bought 3, and i want to play through all three games and start 3 with a level 60 vanguard or some shit, and speaking of shit, it feels to me that bioware took a massive shit on the devoted fans
#102 - That's almost as awesome as me  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2012 on For all pencil chewers +8
#112 - thisisspartah (03/23/2012) [-]
what?
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#396 - NOPE 03/23/2012 on Oh What A Nightmare +4
#207 - Mass Effect 3's ending wasn't that bad people Here come th…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Nice Try Twi-fags +7
User avatar #215 - burdenedsoul (03/23/2012) [-]
i agree, but i see why people hate it so much, *SPOILERS* in the end you have ONLY 3 choices, and in each one shepard dies, just the 3 choices is completely against the entire mass effect series, where you have a wide variety choices, and then with shep dying and the mass relays being destroyed, that doesnt leave any kind of availability for a sequel, at least not with shepard and his crew, and if you dont have the online features, the game is harder to get a good ending, but i do love the synergy ending
User avatar #218 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
In my opinion it feels like the right time to end the series, three epic games is enough for me, although shepard dying sucks major ass
User avatar #228 - sircool (03/23/2012) [-]
ending of shepard's story. the universe they made is ripe still to continue with other people's stories within it.
User avatar #226 - SemiAnon (03/23/2012) [-]
No one is upset that it would end the series. It was supposed to.
Shepard dying isn't even that big of a turn-off for people. Ultimate sacrifice endings aren't new.
The problem is that the 3 endings are all the same, besides the colors, and that there is absolutely no closure. No epilogue showing how you ultimately affected the galaxy. Everyone is left to starve on Earth. No one on the Normandy would have bailed to end up stranded on the Earth-like planet. Those are some reasons people are upset.
#229 - SemiAnon (03/23/2012) [-]
Forgot pic.
User avatar #223 - burdenedsoul (03/23/2012) [-]
not for me, i just got into the me series, borrowed 2 and bought 3, and i want to play through all three games and start 3 with a level 60 vanguard or some shit, and speaking of shit, it feels to me that bioware took a massive shit on the devoted fans
#212 - luckyshatter (03/23/2012) [-]
He has an opinion! GET HIM!
#605 - Best friends with Glados, **** yeah 03/23/2012 on Birthday Game 0
#57 - OP isn't a fag today 03/23/2012 on People never say +3
#7 - Picture 03/23/2012 on This song is for you +7
#85 - Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it wasn't 03/23/2012 on nicolasouras's profile 0
#81 - FJ doesn't like you  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2012 on nicolasouras's profile 0
User avatar #82 - nicolasouras (03/23/2012) [-]
that's ok.
op delivers♥
#83 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
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Why not just do things that don't involve you pretending to cut yourself?
User avatar #84 - nicolasouras (03/23/2012) [-]
wasn't fake, doll.
User avatar #85 - bossauce (03/23/2012) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it wasn't

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
						********					 is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

******** is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out **** Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
**** Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
**** Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

**** Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - devout feminist (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - devout feminist (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - devout feminist (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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