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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#659 - Picture 03/27/2012 on OH GOD NO +1
#116 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on Brain explode +5
User avatar #133 - shitshitshit (03/27/2012) [-]
no its Its Doodly Late.
#154 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on OH GOD NO +5
#155 - idisagree (03/27/2012) [-]
Buu got that right.
#11 - From the looks of it, yours is not the exact same 03/27/2012 on Test +1
#332 - You forgot this 03/27/2012 on American Fish and Chips 0
#1 - CUNT PUNT 03/27/2012 on Punching someone in the... +3
#7 - Picture 03/27/2012 on one down... +8
#1 - How dare you eat something like pikachu Why not eat a shit…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on Pikachu 0
#8 - londonbridge (03/27/2012) [-]
#197 - I actually do live in Ohio  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2012 on American Fish and Chips 0
User avatar #200 - Sockopolis (03/26/2012) [-]
I take that back, now that I think about it, Indiana is the worst state.
User avatar #246 - philliyoMLB (03/26/2012) [-]
Finally, Kansas not involved in sucking.
#232 - trollsidon (03/26/2012) [-]
I live in indiana.
Can you explain to me how indiana is the worst state?
User avatar #235 - Sockopolis (03/26/2012) [-]
The land is dreary and flat, cities are dull and small, factories (where I go through, at least) everywhere. Industrial Ohio is worse, but there are some sights to be saw outside of there. Not really in Indiana.
#244 - aberrant (03/26/2012) [-]
New Mexico is far worse. Go there and you'll see why they decided that's where they wanted test nukes. In most parts you wouldn't be able to tell the difference in before and after pictures.

Picture on the left is from a travel website that's supposed to make you want to go visit there.
#284 - I can tell by your name that you are a very tolerant 13 year old 03/26/2012 on Laundry Day +5
#286 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Dolan dump +5
#549 - You still reposted it then 03/26/2012 on AW YEA 0
#1 - Kickass movie though 03/26/2012 on Dem Africans 0
#1 - Dafuq man? 03/26/2012 on money make +24
#280 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Ode to Funnyjunk +5
#279 - This post is almost as awesome as me 03/26/2012 on Ode to Funnyjunk -2
#347 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Dem Parents -1
#237 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Virgin 0
#2 - Hi there 03/26/2012 on fuckswag's profile 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2012 on TCG Dress +4
#14 - chthulhu (03/26/2012) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2012 on Ribs are delicious +182
User avatar #64 - majormedical (03/26/2012) [-]
>be last semester
>in health class
>learning about why drinking alcohol is bad
>teacher talks about family friend who was in car accident
>teacher calls him a vegetable
>i start laughing uncontrollably because i've never heard the term
>teacher tells me to leave the room
>walk to door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone does the dinosaur
#41 - sawkward (03/26/2012) [-]
insanity wolf thread gogo
#291 - zombifier (03/27/2012) [-]
#147 - brettyoke (03/26/2012) [-]
Insanity wolf is a stupid name, i like the troll face guy from tumblr!
#66 - vepevellu (03/26/2012) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/26/2012 on forest gump +7
#3 - Picture 03/26/2012 on Abortions 0
#3 - Comment deleted 03/26/2012 on Not even trying to get... 0
#5 - Picture 03/26/2012 on don't look at description +3

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - devout feminist (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - devout feminist (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - devout feminist (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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