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Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Content Ranking:#2308
Comment Ranking:#4444
Highest Content Rank:#51
Highest Comment Rank:#133
Content Thumbs: 115052 total,  125212 ,  10160
Comment Thumbs: 20527 total,  22891 ,  2364
Content Level Progress: 1.04% (52/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 52.7% (527/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:2815102
Times Content Favorited:5636 times
Total Comments Made:2928
FJ Points:2535
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latest user's comments

#761 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on Pillz Here! +3
#772 - potatoace (03/22/2012) [-]
give it to me ma nigger
#756 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Pillz Here! 0
#2 - Reposting whore 03/22/2012 on titles are for squares +2
#88 - **bossauce rolls 3,471** 03/22/2012 on 20-20 HINDSIGHT 0
#49 - There is so much wrong with that idea 03/22/2012 on Too Mainstream +2
#57 - You mean like this? 03/22/2012 on Prison... +1
#102 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Let's play mario +3
#76 - **bossauce rolls 2** + 2= 4  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Math +39
User avatar #78 - Mawxter (03/22/2012) [-]
not sure why you got thumbed down for getting a good roll.
User avatar #132 - Mutton (03/22/2012) [-]
Because seeing a 1/10 chance succeed isn't impressive when they make up 90% of comments.
#77 - belligerentchris has deleted their comment.
#158 - Good point 03/22/2012 on Noob... +3
#281 - Dafuq? 03/22/2012 on rainbowdazh's profile 0
#149 - Actually according to OP's profile, they are a male, not a female  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Noob... +2
#155 - danikay (03/22/2012) [-]
Point is. Person who made this comic is a girl, so therefore she's the unfunny one, and it makes OP ten times the unfunny because he found it funny.
#158 - bossauce (03/22/2012) [-]
Good point
#146 - Picture 03/22/2012 on Noob... -1
#172 - The hangover 03/22/2012 on Tv Series 0
#182 - Picture 03/21/2012 on 4chan +2
#49 - Picture 03/21/2012 on Stupd dog. 0
#226 - That was normal in MW2 silly 03/21/2012 on good thing it wasn't... +3
#197 - Three inches? Many feels go out to that poor man <… 03/21/2012 on wut, +1
#70 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Well, fork. +3
#88 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
I fucking love sp00n
User avatar #76 - shadowryu (03/21/2012) [-]
thumb beacause creatures
#236 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Racism 0
User avatar #295 - vasilyzaytsev (03/31/2012) [-]
m240b bf3
#285 - spartanranger (03/21/2012) [-]
Phastron X from Mass Effect 3. All set.
#282 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
P90 MW3
#280 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
SKS from Battlefield 3.

Fuck yes.
#277 - Mozer (03/21/2012) [-]
An MP5 with a 64 round mag, I'm good.

Pic Unrelated
User avatar #278 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
Killing Floor, COUGH.
#273 - sasoono (03/21/2012) [-]
I've got my claws ability from the game Prototype. Come at me bro.
User avatar #265 - iseeyouthar (03/21/2012) [-]
the zeus canon from black ops zombies. fuck yes.
#264 - Lintutu (03/21/2012) [-]
an iron sword from minecraft.

well....hmm
#263 - ibadass (03/21/2012) [-]
M4 from Homefront, so no, not really that fucked, sir.
#261 - ocelots (03/21/2012) [-]
I seem to have a small stick.

AS FOR MY WEAPON...
#279 - anog (03/21/2012) [-]
Prediction
#256 - batassassin (03/21/2012) [-]
batman's fists. fuck yes, i'm saved.
User avatar #254 - samxdaxman (03/21/2012) [-]
fallout tesla cannon. those niggers are fucked.
#253 - jesusfrankenstein (03/21/2012) [-]
The motherfuckin' Master Sword. I got this.
User avatar #246 - shikurukato (03/21/2012) [-]
...Well.

I have an M-8 Avenger, which uses railgun technology, meaning that at the very least, Im firing a projectile accelerated to about 11,000 meters a second. Now, thinking that an 8 gram tungsten rod going at that speed is considered an anti-tank weapon, and the fact that these are more than likely ferrous instead of tungsten...

Im pretty fucking chill.
User avatar #242 - ivoryhammer (03/21/2012) [-]
The Collector Particle Beam from ME2.
#267 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Guess dagger/stealth. realm of the mad god

#181 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2012 on get the razor +2
#190 - rynocrow (03/21/2012) [-]
this is the second time i've seen this gif...... i still don't kno how to respond to it
#181 - wat  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2012 on a comic +11
#193 - remjensen (03/21/2012) [-]
Aww Shit CREATURES :DDD
#191 - fearthebarrett (03/21/2012) [-]
wut
#288 - Picture 03/21/2012 on Damn my teacher is hot +6
#944 - re-roll 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... +1
#925 - **bossauce rolls 302,968,062** 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... 0
#921 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 03/20/2012 on Yao ming laughs at your... +1
User avatar #986 - djChives (03/20/2012) [-]
**djChives rolls 64**
#965 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18**
User avatar #959 - thereforealiens (03/20/2012) [-]
**thereforealiens rolls 97**
#956 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40**
User avatar #949 - nightshock (03/20/2012) [-]
**nightshock rolls 72**
User avatar #941 - zanosa (03/20/2012) [-]
**zanosa rolls 15**

Is the command just *roll user'*' ?

User avatar #940 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolls 44**
User avatar #942 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolled user thedemoguy ** Oh shit sorry whoever this is!
User avatar #950 - cyannat (03/20/2012) [-]
**cyannat rolled user pieinmypantss ** Here's my Re-roll, private profile lol
User avatar #944 - bossauce (03/20/2012) [-]
re-roll
#939 - misteryshadow (03/20/2012) [-]
**misteryshadow rolls 54**
User avatar #933 - nicpnine (03/20/2012) [-]
**nicpnine rolls 31**
User avatar #928 - falloutplayer (03/20/2012) [-]
**falloutplayer rolls 52**
User avatar #929 - falloutplayer (03/20/2012) [-]
**falloutplayer rolls 08**
#922 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 17** I shall play this game
#934 - pfaffapalooza (03/20/2012) [-]
**pfaffapalooza rolls 24** them dubs perhaps?
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#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
User avatar #66 - bigairchicago (03/01/2013) [-]
Do not trade that ring, they are very rare
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
User avatar #61 - alZii (10/27/2012) [-]
Heya, I was hoping I could send you a trade for your items if you no longer need them
Don't mean to sound rude, just wondering
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy ONLINE (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
#11 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
Saw you posted my Canada meme on that Wally post.   
   
It's makes me very happy to see other people using it
Saw you posted my Canada meme on that Wally post.

It's makes me very happy to see other people using it
#12 to #16 - bossauce (04/06/2012) [-]
That was a great meme sir
User avatar #13 to #17 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
I got more. Was going to make a comp post but I'm hesitating cause I think the Canadians would flip out about it
User avatar #14 to #18 - bossauce (04/06/2012) [-]
Screw them, they should be able to handle it
User avatar #15 to #19 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
Well I'll try LOL
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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