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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#342 - Picture 04/04/2012 on Morbid Devlopment in Art +13
#794 - Picture 04/04/2012 on facebook meme +15
#1 - There is no such thing as a ******* unit of measu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Awesome tittle, great job ? -3
#2 - legacyd (04/04/2012) [-]
Pain
See also: Pain scale, Dolorimeter, Pain, and Nociception
The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.
James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients.
#3 - legacyd (04/04/2012) [-]
These are pain scales rating the relative pain caused by different hymenopteran stings. Schmidt has refined his Schmidt Sting Pain Index (scaled from 1 to 4) with extensive anecdotal experience, culminating in a paper published in 1990 which classifies the stings of 78 species and 41 genera of Hymenoptera. The Starr sting pain scale uses the same 1-to-4 scaling. In practice, the Comparative Pain Scale is used by doctors when working with patients
#4 - anonymous (04/21/2012) [-]
thumb'd down for being a pussy bitch who copies and pasta's information.

Plus a faggot who actually believes that child birth is as painful as a kick to the balls.

Last time I checked, Tumblr wasn't a credited source, nor wikipedia (from your copypasta)
#8 - Well it's the thought that counts I guess  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2012 on FJ Presents An Edd Gould... +2
User avatar #10 - SonicTeam (04/04/2012) [-]
It's all we can do.
#4 - A little late aren't we?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2012 on FJ Presents An Edd Gould... -1
User avatar #6 - SonicTeam (04/04/2012) [-]
It took time to make this. All these users had things to do and I allowed a week for them to make something. I couldn't had this done on time.
User avatar #8 - bossauce (04/04/2012) [-]
Well it's the thought that counts I guess
User avatar #10 - SonicTeam (04/04/2012) [-]
It's all we can do.
#834 - **bossauce rolls 9,763**  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2012 on LOTR: Dolan Edition +20
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#868 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
#859 - fuckedbyapony (04/03/2012) [-]
well what do you know
#857 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
#848 - hakrodashammy (04/03/2012) [-]
#163 - Picture 04/03/2012 on All of my what +4
#64 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Facebook (1) +3
#224 - Picture 04/03/2012 on 'Merica +5
#769 - The irony is that there are more posts complaining about dolan… 04/03/2012 on LOTR: Dolan Edition +6
#322 - I would hit that like it was Rihanna 04/03/2012 on puberty...I think you... +23
#193 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Use The FORCE +1
#287 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Samurai Champloo +11
#308 - deadbabiesinmybed (04/03/2012) [-]
#434 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Peter Pan +8
#257 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Give them what they want. 0
#329 - Picture 04/03/2012 on NO! +3
#5 - <---YFW  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on die demon die!! +1
User avatar #6 - dingdongsingsong (04/03/2012) [-]
couldn't have said it better myself.......
#245 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Peter Pan +15
#365 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Gay Test 0
#363 - Picture 04/03/2012 on Gay Test +6
#280 - Picture 04/03/2012 on I hate titles -3
#1 - Picture 04/03/2012 on I don't want to live on... +2
#2 - Funny, I make the same face when I see My Little Pony  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2012 on My face when I see Dolan. +3
#5 - razzamellon (04/03/2012) [-]
And where have I said I like MLP?
#8 - lipslide has deleted their comment.
#9 - razzamellon (04/03/2012) [-]
So your argument is invalid, I didn't mention anything about MLP nor do I give a fuck about MLP. Dolan is fucking annoying now, used to be funny before Funnyjunk got a hold of it.
#1 - Picture 04/02/2012 on Say you don't! +1
#129 - That is spongebob's room 04/02/2012 on Ultimate Comp of Funnies +5

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
						********					 is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

******** is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out **** Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
**** Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
**** Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

**** Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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