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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.
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#260 - anonymous poster (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh and FYI free health care isn't always better health care. There's a reason why your Prime Minister came to the US for a heart transplant
#252 - anonymous poster (04/06/2012) [-]
America has the biggest economy by far and your debt per capita is WORSE than ours.
The US is a larger producer of oil than Canada is.
The US dollar is the world currency and is used in 14 other countries, thus making it more inflatable. But that reasoning is fucking stupid. The Euro is worse but that doesn't mean any country is better.
We're not over populated
The US educational system is actually BETTER THAN YOURS. Especially at the college level
The US has 850 gold medals to your 55. Cuba, Sweden, Australia etc are far better than you and they have smaller populations.
The US has the most Nobel prizes despite only a handful not being born in the US, and we continue to win those Nobel Prizes. Again countries with a smaller population have more than you.
I could go on but I think I already humiliated you enough
#276 - theguyishere (04/06/2012) [-]
debt per capita is worse here because the way smaller population
never said we produced more oil, just we have more under our land
the Canadian dollar is worth 1.0062 american dollars
yes, you are over populated
The Province of Ontario is one of the top 5 educational systems on the planet. No american state comes close
Gold medals mean nothing although we got 14 gold medals to the US 9 in Vancouver
Canadians may have less nobel prizes but we have made significant contributions to the world
How am I humiliated again?
#599 - TwistedBamboozler (04/06/2012) [-]
Let me tell you why you are wrong. First off, you are proving the post right. All you do is sit here and try and come up with reasons canada is better. Who gives a fuck? We are all on the same team. I went to school (for a bit) in ontario. It's no different than any schooling system any where else in north america. If anything I'd say it's worse because Canadians aren't worldly at all and they don't teach awareness ever. All Canadians are just worried about themselves, no one else in the world. I'm not just spewing bullshit, this is coming from personal experience. Their arrogant patriotism makes me sick. You think America is bad? FUCK NO. Go to canada. It's aweful
#321 - anonymous poster (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh so now population comes into play? Typical fucking Canadian. And NO you don't have "FACTS" to back it up.
"We produce a ton of oil." Well how does that make you better than America in any fucking way?
No we're not overpopulated that's fucking bull shit and anyone with more than 4 brain cells figured that out. Thank stoffanator for that one.
Oh one providence is good? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!! MIT, HARVARD, CAL TECH, UCLA, ARIZONA, CALIFORNIA, NYU, THE IVY LEAGUES, we have literally over half of the top 100 universities in the wold and probably 6-8 of the top 10. So fuck off bitch
Yes it does, the US produces the best athletes in the world! Oh you won 14 gold in the Vancouver games to the US 9. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING GAP!!!
How about the Beijing games where the US won 34 opposed to your 3? Fucking dumbass. The US produces the best athletes, better than any other country bar fucking non.
Oh I like how you ignored the Nobel Prizes. What was that about having a better educational system?
#844 - Chuckaholic (04/06/2012) [-]
Nobel prizes doesn't mean anything. Portugal has 2 Nobel prizes yet 1 was for inventing lobotomy and is complete bullshit. Nobel prizes only go to 1 or 2 intelligent people. That could mean that a country has a few extremely intelligent people winning the prizes but the rest of the population could have an IQ equivalent to their age, meaning that the education didn't work 99% of the time.
Athletes. You didn't win the summer olympics, China did. Sports outside the olympics such as Rugby, football, tennis, etc. not a single American is the best in the world. Golf is N. Irish, Football is Argentinian, Hockey I don't know but Aus or Dutch, Tennis is Serbian, and it goes on. The only sports outside the olympics the US are the best at are Basketball, Gridiron and Baseball. That's because their only played there as well.
#332 - theguyishere (04/06/2012) [-]
never said we produce a ton of oil fucktard. dont quote whats not there. You have some great colleges but what are they filled with? People from other countries make up a lot of those Ivy League schools and the others. Plus Waterloo and McMaster are 2 of the best universities in the world. US arent the best athletes in the world. Thats just making you more arrogant then me. Canada sucks at the Summer Olympics, everyone knows that. And its a province not providence idiot. Way to show off your top notch education system.
#503 - anonymous poster (04/06/2012) [-]
Are you fucking stupid? Literally only 30% of American colleges are filled with foreigners. Stop pulling this shit out of your ass. Oh wow TWO I'm so impressed
Not the best athletes in the world? Uh hello? 850 gold the only other country that comes close is the former USSR and that was 325 you fucking moron. How about the fact that the US has the most professional athletic associations.
Yeah you suck at the summer games, but don't try to use the winter games to back up what you said asshole. You did a little better than us. And yet the US still walked away with more medals. Please Canadian tell me how when we are literally have almost triple the amount of olympic medals and world titles than any other country we don't produce some of the best athletes. Fucking retard
Oh wow I said providence by mistake instead of province, oh wow one little grammatical mistake that totally ruins everything. I must be an idiot for making one little grammatical mistake. My education that has provided the best research institutions in the world must have failed because I said providence instead of province. Oh whoa is me.
#420 - theguyishere (04/06/2012) [-]
actually we way under produce it compared to the amount we have in our reserves. They are massive but the environmentalists and the cheaper middle eastern oil makes it difficult to produce it in large quantities because its not worth the money and hassle right now
#847 - Chuckaholic (04/06/2012) [-]
Olympics, China had the most Gold medals. Other sports: Football (Soccer) Spain, Hockey Australia or Holland, Rugby NZ, Tennis Spain Serbia Russia, Short Distance Sprints and Relay: Jamaica, Long distance: Ethiopia and Kenya, etc.
If you say China has way more people than US so it's not fair. Australia gets 4th in almost every olympic games, 5th in the last and they have 20 million people. They have the most medals per capita in the top 30 in the olympics. I didn't check the rest.
#924 - Chuckaholic (04/06/2012) [-]
I talking about in the last competition your athletes didn't win, so obviously your standards have dropped. No one cares about history of ahtletes as otherwise you could claim to have most stable economy because you used to have the most stable economy. In recent athletic competitions China beat the US. In the athletics department, track and field, the majority of medals went to non-US people. In other sports the US again wasn't the best. We'll see in these olympics but you aren't the best in the last test in terms of net medals or medals per capita. If we were going to do it historically why have the olympics so often? So we can update the rankings. Brazil historically are the best footballing nation as they have the most world cups and players of the year. But they haven't won a world cup in 10 years and it's been about 6 or 7 since a brazilian won the footballer of the year. Therefore they aren't the best footballing nation even though they used to be. Same applies here.
#538 - successfulxtroll (04/06/2012) [-]
Then where the fuck are your facts for this over population bullshit?! And what good is all this glorious oil you have if you aren't using it? One good school in a crowd of shit means you have to wade through shit, and by the time you're there you are covered in shit! We might not come close to one school, but in terms of how many people we educate I say we're doing a pretty damn good job. Significant contributions? Which ones? Oh, you mean pledging to help the development of small countries and then failing miserably, then whining about it five years later making a plan to fix it and still having the inability to actually do anything substantial to help those countries. Last time i checked that doesn't really count as significant. By the way, congratulations on the ability to trade in your Canadian money for an extra .62 cents per dollar in America, maybe if your economy wasn't so much better you could shop here and save $3.10 on a purchase of $500.
How are you humiliated? By having not a single valid and/or significant point in your argument, then claiming to have facts to back it up. Yeah, Americans can be ignorant assholes who are very full of there country, but they also have the more pride for their country than every other countries' citizens. Whether or not that statement is true and can or cannot be backed up by facts, most every American citizen (even most aliens) believes it. Now I personally think it's stupid to show pride for one's country because we don't chose where we are born, but I think hating the Americans for having that pride is just dumb. America's citizens are ready to fight for their rights and the rights of others, and that kind of confidence can carry a nation a very long way. There are the few completely ignorant rednecks that think America is better than every other country out there, but most of us are just content living here and want to show the thanks for the people who sacrificed their lives to get our country where it is today.
#930 - successfulxtroll (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm not saying we've helped anyone, I think we ruin every country we invade, but I do think we have contributed to knowledge as a whole. Besides, which countries haven't invaded and destroyed and caused hell for others? Yes our debt is hell, but that isn't an issue the people can deal with. There isn't a single cantidate with a good plan to help the economy, and I don't think there will be for a while due to where we will and won't place our budget. Personally i think we should cut back on disability or at least make it harder to obtain, but apparently that's immoral. I'm not proud of my country, but I do respect it's past and many of it's leaders. I live here and thats that, so when this land is in danger I will be ready to make a stand for it, because whether I like being used as a pawn or not I would do it if it meant protecting something. Anyone can be proud, but when they become arrogant and think that just because they are located somewhere that its better than everyone else, it rustles the hell out of my jimmies. I said we have those assholes, the rednecks, in our country. Every country has those assholes, and this guy was one of them. He thought just because he lived in Canada it was better, I only acted defensively.
I think you had a great outlook on this whole argument.
#324 - anonymous poster (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh really was my comment saying just you're a faggot? Learn to read Canadians. Perhaps if you had a semi-decent educational system you fucktards wouldn't be so fucking stupid
#529 - zeldafaggot (04/06/2012) [-]
anon's comment applies to everyone. it doesn't have to be restated again. you are the most idiotic person i have ever had the displeasure of meeting on the internet, and that's saying a lot. you really aren't representing your country very well. you are making yourself seem stupid along with the rest of your country. kill yourself.
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