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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#10363 - Either football or basketball 05/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#4605891 - Picture 05/27/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#11 - They're making a third one  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Fused pokemon +21
#12 - solarisofcelestia (05/27/2013) [-]
#79417 - I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't bei…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79415 - Do you like to watch the kids ******* each other …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #79416 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
adult on kid action is my thing (;
User avatar #79417 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't being fucked
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79413 - My favorite kind of porn is bestiality with a touch of skat …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #79414 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
Interracial kiddie porn. Its nice to see all the races getting along.
User avatar #79415 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Do you like to watch the kids fucking each other or being fucked by adults?
User avatar #79416 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
adult on kid action is my thing (;
User avatar #79417 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't being fucked
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79411 - Porn is all I've got left, without it, I'm nothing  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board +1
User avatar #79412 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
porn will always be there for you. its a known fact of life.
User avatar #79413 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
My favorite kind of porn is bestiality with a touch of skat
What about you?
User avatar #79414 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
Interracial kiddie porn. Its nice to see all the races getting along.
User avatar #79415 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Do you like to watch the kids fucking each other or being fucked by adults?
User avatar #79416 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
adult on kid action is my thing (;
User avatar #79417 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't being fucked
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79409 - Life sucks  [+] (9 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board +1
User avatar #79410 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
agreed. I usually just sing "Mad World" by Gary Jules and then watch porn to feel better though.
User avatar #79411 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Porn is all I've got left, without it, I'm nothing
User avatar #79412 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
porn will always be there for you. its a known fact of life.
User avatar #79413 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
My favorite kind of porn is bestiality with a touch of skat
What about you?
User avatar #79414 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
Interracial kiddie porn. Its nice to see all the races getting along.
User avatar #79415 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Do you like to watch the kids fucking each other or being fucked by adults?
User avatar #79416 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
adult on kid action is my thing (;
User avatar #79417 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't being fucked
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79406 - Bad  [+] (11 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #79407 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
wahh? Why?
#79409 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Life sucks
User avatar #79410 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
agreed. I usually just sing "Mad World" by Gary Jules and then watch porn to feel better though.
User avatar #79411 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Porn is all I've got left, without it, I'm nothing
User avatar #79412 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
porn will always be there for you. its a known fact of life.
User avatar #79413 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
My favorite kind of porn is bestiality with a touch of skat
What about you?
User avatar #79414 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
Interracial kiddie porn. Its nice to see all the races getting along.
User avatar #79415 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Do you like to watch the kids fucking each other or being fucked by adults?
User avatar #79416 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
adult on kid action is my thing (;
User avatar #79417 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
I like it too, I can't masturbate to it if the kids aren't being fucked
User avatar #79418 - thedesignerisdead (05/27/2013) [-]
i hope someone stumbles upon this conversation year from now.
#79402 - **bossauce rolled user iamnecessary ** get naked plz  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
#79403 - iamnecessary has deleted their comment.
#79404 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
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yes
#79400 - Why don't you show your tits?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #79496 - bladeboy (05/27/2013) [-]
no tits:CCccccccc
#33 - Picture 05/27/2013 on Thanks Firefox +6
#10352 - Tim Duncan has the sexiest face 05/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10348 - Superstars don't get fined silly although I do agree that som… 05/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10345 - Pacers are in trouble 05/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10339 - I'm a heat fan and thought he should have been suspended. Alth…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10347 - theeballsack (05/27/2013) [-]
He should of at least been fined
User avatar #10348 - bossauce (05/27/2013) [-]
Superstars don't get fined silly although I do agree that some punishment was necessary
#10300 - plz 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10297 - Can you, Stephen A and that chick have a giant three-way, she'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10298 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #10300 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
plz
#10295 - What are you doing here Mr. Bayless?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #10296 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
taking a break from getting shit on by Stephen A. Smith
#10297 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
Can you, Stephen A and that chick have a giant three-way, she's hot and I want to watch your old ass fuck her.
User avatar #10298 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #10300 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
plz
#10274 - I think you should always have the ball lebron 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10269 - Because of the way that the heat game ended, does this mean th…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10294 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
implying lebron was ever clutch
#10295 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
What are you doing here Mr. Bayless?
User avatar #10296 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
taking a break from getting shit on by Stephen A. Smith
#10297 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
Can you, Stephen A and that chick have a giant three-way, she's hot and I want to watch your old ass fuck her.
User avatar #10298 - wtf man (05/25/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #10300 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
plz
User avatar #10273 - lebron (05/25/2013) [-]
that seems like a pretty hasty generalization, I think that the biggest thing that the end of game 2 says about me, is that I need to be a bit more selfish in the clutch (like game 1)
#10274 - bossauce (05/25/2013) [-]
I think you should always have the ball lebron
#10255 - LET'S GO HEAT 05/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -4
#30035 - You dumb fundie, you're not even smart enough to understand wh… 05/23/2013 on Religion Board -5
#10176 - Bucks in 6 05/22/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#10155 - It's not like he went into Carmelo mode and never passed, his … 05/22/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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