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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#10450 - This just in, Lebron James, David West and Lance Stephenson ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10451 - theeballsack (05/30/2013) [-]
#64475 - >Be straight >Like Maroon 5 Pick one 05/30/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#10425 - But Lebron makes everything better 05/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10422 - Join us  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10424 - philliyoMLB (05/30/2013) [-]
To be honest I used to be one when it was just Mario Chalmers and Wade, but when Lebron joined I was done, so I guess I never really was much of a fan.
#10425 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
But Lebron makes everything better
#10415 - good 05/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#30629 - You had better like my fedora, only the most euphoric of peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #30630 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that. I imagine girls must be dying for you 24/7.
#30657 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
And that, my friends, is how you troll.
#30626 - Ok, now it's obvious you're a troll . Only an idiot could thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #30628 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
You win. You're obviously more educated than me. I'll just my ignorant trap, I wish I could be you. I see in the pictures you've posted that you're a very handsome and smart guy. And I like your hat.
#30629 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
You had better like my fedora, only the most euphoric of people (aka atheists) can wear them fashionably.
User avatar #30630 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that. I imagine girls must be dying for you 24/7.
#30657 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
And that, my friends, is how you troll.
#30623 - If you had more brain than me, you would understand the evils …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #30625 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Religion established most of the morals we have today, like don't steal don't kill etc. It doesn't even matter if christianity is true or not, it did good things to mankind and bad things.
#30626 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok, now it's obvious you're a troll. Only an idiot could think that there is any good to be found in religion or in the minds of the dumb fundies that follow it. Without religion, there would be mass euphoria and atheist/scientists could roam free without fear of religious persecution.
User avatar #30628 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
You win. You're obviously more educated than me. I'll just my ignorant trap, I wish I could be you. I see in the pictures you've posted that you're a very handsome and smart guy. And I like your hat.
#30629 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
You had better like my fedora, only the most euphoric of people (aka atheists) can wear them fashionably.
User avatar #30630 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that. I imagine girls must be dying for you 24/7.
#30657 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
And that, my friends, is how you troll.
#30620 - If you were truly on my side, you'd know that the entire insti… 05/29/2013 on Religion Board -2
#30619 - OP is a member of a cult that causes incredible pain and suffe…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #30621 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I have more brain than you. I'm not defending anyone, I'm just trying to have a civil conversation. You're the one that's forcing his atheist dick down everyone's throat, and yes, that makes you as bad as the cultists who cause incredible pain and suffering.
#30623 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
If you had more brain than me, you would understand the evils of religion and how it needs to be destroyed before millions of others suffer because of it. Without religion, everyone is free to discover the incredible euphoria of atheism.
User avatar #30625 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Religion established most of the morals we have today, like don't steal don't kill etc. It doesn't even matter if christianity is true or not, it did good things to mankind and bad things.
#30626 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok, now it's obvious you're a troll. Only an idiot could think that there is any good to be found in religion or in the minds of the dumb fundies that follow it. Without religion, there would be mass euphoria and atheist/scientists could roam free without fear of religious persecution.
User avatar #30628 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
You win. You're obviously more educated than me. I'll just my ignorant trap, I wish I could be you. I see in the pictures you've posted that you're a very handsome and smart guy. And I like your hat.
#30629 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
You had better like my fedora, only the most euphoric of people (aka atheists) can wear them fashionably.
User avatar #30630 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that. I imagine girls must be dying for you 24/7.
#30657 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
And that, my friends, is how you troll.
#30615 - Coming to back up your fundie friend huh? Just another idiot f…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board -1
User avatar #30618 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm on your side, dumbass. I'm just trying to prevent you from being a pretentious douche who's too intolerant for other people's opinions.
#30627 - ragnarfag (05/29/2013) [-]
You actually take him serious?
#30620 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
If you were truly on my side, you'd know that the entire institution of religion is evil and OP is just another dumb fundie that doesn't understand how idiotic his cult and all the sheeple in it are.
#30606 - HEY EVERYONE, THIS DUMB FUNDIE LIKES HITLER. 05/29/2013 on Religion Board +2
#30605 - Of course you don't understand Darwinism, you're an idiotic fu…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Religion Board +4
User avatar #30613 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Jesus christ. OP is trying his hardest to sound respectful and genuine and you immediatly start bashing him? What did he ever do to you?
#30619 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
OP is a member of a cult that causes incredible pain and suffering. If he was so considerate, he wouldn't support the horrible institution known as religion. Stop defending your fundie friend and grow a brain.
User avatar #30621 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I have more brain than you. I'm not defending anyone, I'm just trying to have a civil conversation. You're the one that's forcing his atheist dick down everyone's throat, and yes, that makes you as bad as the cultists who cause incredible pain and suffering.
#30623 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
If you had more brain than me, you would understand the evils of religion and how it needs to be destroyed before millions of others suffer because of it. Without religion, everyone is free to discover the incredible euphoria of atheism.
User avatar #30625 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Religion established most of the morals we have today, like don't steal don't kill etc. It doesn't even matter if christianity is true or not, it did good things to mankind and bad things.
#30626 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok, now it's obvious you're a troll. Only an idiot could think that there is any good to be found in religion or in the minds of the dumb fundies that follow it. Without religion, there would be mass euphoria and atheist/scientists could roam free without fear of religious persecution.
User avatar #30628 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
You win. You're obviously more educated than me. I'll just my ignorant trap, I wish I could be you. I see in the pictures you've posted that you're a very handsome and smart guy. And I like your hat.
#30629 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
You had better like my fedora, only the most euphoric of people (aka atheists) can wear them fashionably.
User avatar #30630 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
Yes, I can see that. I imagine girls must be dying for you 24/7.
#30657 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
And that, my friends, is how you troll.
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#30615 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
Coming to back up your fundie friend huh? Just another idiot for me to destroy with my infallible logic and reason.
User avatar #30618 - beatmasterz (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm on your side, dumbass. I'm just trying to prevent you from being a pretentious douche who's too intolerant for other people's opinions.
#30627 - ragnarfag (05/29/2013) [-]
You actually take him serious?
#30620 - bossauce (05/29/2013) [-]
If you were truly on my side, you'd know that the entire institution of religion is evil and OP is just another dumb fundie that doesn't understand how idiotic his cult and all the sheeple in it are.
#320 - YFW you just owned all those dumb fundies 05/29/2013 on SURPRISE +9
#10409 - You should watch the entire game and never turn away then 05/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10408 - I'm salty right now, don't you push me 05/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#79747 - Too bad 05/29/2013 on Social Board +5
#79733 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Social Board 0
#79732 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Social Board +3
#10392 - He's a boss and has carried the spurs to the nba championship 05/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#10388 - The heat are getting ready to go up 3-1 after tonight 05/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#64342 - Pink Floyd 05/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +4
#30482 - GTFO you dumb fundie, go back and pray with the other sheeple …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Religion Board +5
User avatar #30484 - Sethorein (05/28/2013) [-]
but I'm atheist too :'(
User avatar #30507 - thezillis (05/28/2013) [-]
Just...
Christians doing their thing
User avatar #30521 - Sethorein (05/28/2013) [-]
...
#30483 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
Great jobs, that'll show him! But that's it for today, my euphoria level is dangerously low, I need to get some rest.
#30501 - teoberry (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #30526 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
This is suspicious.
#30468 - I think this board should be renamed the science board and all…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Religion Board +3
User avatar #30475 - Sethorein (05/28/2013) [-]
But why would you approve of diminishing the freedom of speech of others?
#30482 - bossauce (05/28/2013) [-]
GTFO you dumb fundie, go back and pray with the other sheeple of your cult.
MFW I just owned you
User avatar #30484 - Sethorein (05/28/2013) [-]
but I'm atheist too :'(
User avatar #30507 - thezillis (05/28/2013) [-]
Just...
Christians doing their thing
User avatar #30521 - Sethorein (05/28/2013) [-]
...
#30483 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
Great jobs, that'll show him! But that's it for today, my euphoria level is dangerously low, I need to get some rest.
#30501 - teoberry (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #30526 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
This is suspicious.
#30479 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
Shut it, fundie!
#30474 - ragnarfag (05/28/2013) [-]
I agree, my fellow scientist.
#79600 - But don't you think I'm sexy? I'm pretty insecure so go easy on me 05/27/2013 on Social Board 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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