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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#4857565 - k 06/16/2013 on sfw random board 0
#34165 - I'm going to need all the help I can get to destroy all the sh… 06/16/2013 on Religion Board +1
#82355 - I like Nicolas Cage 06/16/2013 on Social Board 0
#34163 - The conversion is complete HAIL SAGAN 06/16/2013 on Religion Board 0
#34161 - Another fundie destroyed by my scientific logic, feels good to…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #34162 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
I am an atheist muself, don't worry, we are the masterracem, we will go through evolution without any competition.
User avatar #34163 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
The conversion is complete
HAIL SAGAN
#34160 - It feels good to be back destroying the fundies of /religion/ again.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board +2
#34164 - ragnarfag (06/16/2013) [-]
You're standing not alone against the flood of ignorance, my fellow scientist!
#34165 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm going to need all the help I can get to destroy all the sheeple that roam this board.
#34158 - You are a closed-minded idiot if you think that you fundies ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #34159 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
So this little act has all been for nothing?
User avatar #34161 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
Another fundie destroyed by my scientific logic, feels good to be part of the atheist master race.
User avatar #34162 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
I am an atheist muself, don't worry, we are the masterracem, we will go through evolution without any competition.
User avatar #34163 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
The conversion is complete
HAIL SAGAN
#34155 - You are the sheep, not me. Faith and hope have lead to nothing…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #34156 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
You are impossible to argue with, your mind is closed! You are the result of opressing religion for over 2000 years!

Reverse psychology, does that not work?
User avatar #34158 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
You are a closed-minded idiot if you think that you fundies have ever been oppressed. You have oppressed and killed the scientists of the world for thousands of years and now we shall fight back. One way we will do this is we will petition the fascist US government to accept that, once and for all, there is no Santa.
The only people reverse psychology doesn't work on is fundies
User avatar #34159 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
So this little act has all been for nothing?
User avatar #34161 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
Another fundie destroyed by my scientific logic, feels good to be part of the atheist master race.
User avatar #34162 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
I am an atheist muself, don't worry, we are the masterracem, we will go through evolution without any competition.
User avatar #34163 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
The conversion is complete
HAIL SAGAN
User avatar #34157 - ragnarfag (06/16/2013) [-]
Begone fundie!
#34153 - My eyes are as open as possible. It is you who needs to open t…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #34154 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
You are a sheep, you are a puppet! The government has lead you to your conclusions, can you not see that you are bound by your hands and feet? It is all a conspiracy, only FAITH and HOPE will lead you through this!

Do you like my attempt at bashing religion indirectly?
User avatar #34155 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
You are the sheep, not me. Faith and hope have lead to nothing; have you ever seen Santa stop a natural disaster or heal a sick person or place presents under your Christmas tree? You are a product of the fascist, pro-religion, American government. You and the other sheeple of your cult need to open your eyes and see the world through the eyes of us scientists.
If you wish to bash religion, you must attack the fundies themselves, they have used violence on us intelligent humans for so long and we must retaliate.
User avatar #34156 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
You are impossible to argue with, your mind is closed! You are the result of opressing religion for over 2000 years!

Reverse psychology, does that not work?
User avatar #34158 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
You are a closed-minded idiot if you think that you fundies have ever been oppressed. You have oppressed and killed the scientists of the world for thousands of years and now we shall fight back. One way we will do this is we will petition the fascist US government to accept that, once and for all, there is no Santa.
The only people reverse psychology doesn't work on is fundies
User avatar #34159 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
So this little act has all been for nothing?
User avatar #34161 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
Another fundie destroyed by my scientific logic, feels good to be part of the atheist master race.
User avatar #34162 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
I am an atheist muself, don't worry, we are the masterracem, we will go through evolution without any competition.
User avatar #34163 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
The conversion is complete
HAIL SAGAN
User avatar #34157 - ragnarfag (06/16/2013) [-]
Begone fundie!
#34150 - There is no Santa you dumb fundie, those presents were given t…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #34152 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
Please, you knew well, deep in your heart, that Santa is real, you deny it because you are afraid, open your eyes!
User avatar #34153 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
My eyes are as open as possible. It is you who needs to open their eyes and see that there is no Santa, there is only Sagan.
User avatar #34154 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
You are a sheep, you are a puppet! The government has lead you to your conclusions, can you not see that you are bound by your hands and feet? It is all a conspiracy, only FAITH and HOPE will lead you through this!

Do you like my attempt at bashing religion indirectly?
User avatar #34155 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
You are the sheep, not me. Faith and hope have lead to nothing; have you ever seen Santa stop a natural disaster or heal a sick person or place presents under your Christmas tree? You are a product of the fascist, pro-religion, American government. You and the other sheeple of your cult need to open your eyes and see the world through the eyes of us scientists.
If you wish to bash religion, you must attack the fundies themselves, they have used violence on us intelligent humans for so long and we must retaliate.
User avatar #34156 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
You are impossible to argue with, your mind is closed! You are the result of opressing religion for over 2000 years!

Reverse psychology, does that not work?
User avatar #34158 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
You are a closed-minded idiot if you think that you fundies have ever been oppressed. You have oppressed and killed the scientists of the world for thousands of years and now we shall fight back. One way we will do this is we will petition the fascist US government to accept that, once and for all, there is no Santa.
The only people reverse psychology doesn't work on is fundies
User avatar #34159 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
So this little act has all been for nothing?
User avatar #34161 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
Another fundie destroyed by my scientific logic, feels good to be part of the atheist master race.
User avatar #34162 - kingofdogs (06/16/2013) [-]
I am an atheist muself, don't worry, we are the masterracem, we will go through evolution without any competition.
User avatar #34163 - bossauce (06/16/2013) [-]
The conversion is complete
HAIL SAGAN
User avatar #34157 - ragnarfag (06/16/2013) [-]
Begone fundie!
#34133 - Nothing feels better after combing my neckbeard and enjoying a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Religion Board +2
User avatar #34134 - kingofdogs (06/15/2013) [-]
Although I am not as blessed as you when it comes to vocabulary, I try to do the same, I enjoy it.
#67028 - Another one of my favorite underground gems 06/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#67025 - I know right, I wouldn't be surprised if no one here even knew…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #67027 - yeezus (06/15/2013) [-]
"dark side of the sun" by pink floor
#34121 - One less fundie for me to destroy with infallible logic and reason  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Religion Board +2
User avatar #34128 - kingofdogs (06/15/2013) [-]
I like this user, this is a nice fucking user.
User avatar #34133 - bossauce (06/15/2013) [-]
Nothing feels better after combing my neckbeard and enjoying a nice 2 liter of mountain dew than coming here and destroying the hoards of idiotic fundies looking to oppress the scientists of the world (such as myself).
User avatar #34134 - kingofdogs (06/15/2013) [-]
Although I am not as blessed as you when it comes to vocabulary, I try to do the same, I enjoy it.
#67022 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
User avatar #67026 - yeezus (06/15/2013) [-]
favorite death metal band right there man
#67028 - bossauce (06/15/2013) [-]
Another one of my favorite underground gems
User avatar #67024 - bigleaguechew (06/15/2013) [-]
Such an underrated gem.
User avatar #67025 - bossauce (06/15/2013) [-]
I know right, I wouldn't be surprised if no one here even knew what the title of the album is
User avatar #67027 - yeezus (06/15/2013) [-]
"dark side of the sun" by pink floor
#66941 - Anything by Bob Dylan 06/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#66853 - The Beatles <This guy was a huge fan 06/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#66852 - You know it 06/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#10749 - God damn it Bosh 06/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#66744 - Just listened to this and loved it. What does /music/ think of…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #66782 - chairmandrek (06/14/2013) [-]
Can't you hear that Duquesne whistle blowing?
User avatar #66852 - bossauce (06/14/2013) [-]
You know it
#33639 - Only dumb fundies think something as stupid as prayer could do… 06/12/2013 on Religion Board 0
#33086 - Lebron is to me what Carl Sagan is to the intelligent people o… 06/09/2013 on Religion Board +1
#10569 - Heat in 6 06/06/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#10539 - It's funny because more pacers players have been fined for flo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10540 - falcke (06/04/2013) [-]
That's because the Pacers suck at flopping also i never said anything bad about flopping, sometimes it's good to flop, like taking a charge og when a player is playing aggresively. Sadly Lebron has started flopping like a madman, it doesn't fit him, he's too good of a player to fall like a little girl.
#10538 - Alright heat, time to finish the pacers  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10541 - falcke (06/04/2013) [-]
Even as a Heat hating Celtics fan you gotta love Lebron James

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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