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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#17 - Well I'm eating almonds So I'm an almond then  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Scumbag Apple +1
User avatar #19 - flayedchild (08/31/2012) [-]
Quite a delicious treat, you might want to try drizzling some maple syrup on them. It is heavenly.
#12 - But, I have an iphone It's just that apple is full of assholes  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Scumbag Apple 0
User avatar #13 - flayedchild (08/31/2012) [-]
you are what you eat.... dick.
User avatar #17 - bossauce (08/31/2012) [-]
Well I'm eating almonds
So I'm an almond then
User avatar #19 - flayedchild (08/31/2012) [-]
Quite a delicious treat, you might want to try drizzling some maple syrup on them. It is heavenly.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
does this make you a dipshit?
User avatar #16 - flayedchild (08/31/2012) [-]
proud to be a pussy.
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Fuck my life... 0
#8 - heartlesschaos Comment deleted by bossauce
#6 - So, you hate deaf children 08/30/2012 on Trolling 4chan -5
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Fuck my life... 0
#5 - heartlesschaos Comment deleted by bossauce
#7 - bossauce Comment deleted by bossauce
#8 - heartlesschaos Comment deleted by bossauce
#2 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on 9FAG +1
#5 - Picture 08/30/2012 on facebook +17
#2 - MFW I read the tags 08/30/2012 on Everone on reddit about 24... +1
#1 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on omg jesus wtf 0
#2 - the human centipede 2 08/30/2012 on Halloween 0
#5 - Picture 08/30/2012 on September 1st Excitement... 0
#3 - This really ******* sucks 08/30/2012 on Nope -1
#5 - What rustles my jimmies is that people are bitching at pinkie…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/30/2012 on How to end the NSFW shitstorm +226
User avatar #473 - hystericalparoxysm (08/31/2012) [-]
Well first of all you're right, but my black son is acting like a little fucking bitch about it. I get that he's pissed about all the porn and crap but damn my black son, stop acting like a 12 year old.

I'll see you guys after my ban
User avatar #362 - cfeuer (08/31/2012) [-]
Brave man for standing up against the community and defending the newest site my black sonistrator. /salute

but yes, you are more than correct. the site is maintained by the ads, not random users who think they are entitled or privileged or special. the people paying for their ads to be posted on FJ dont want their names seen on a "porn" site

its a simple rule to follow that years ago wasnt an issue. granted that years ago rolling random images didnt exist...but its the immature crowd saying "F' you, I do what i want" when being told porn isnt allowed outside of NSFW.
#276 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2012) [-]
Precisely.
No one cared when old my black son wanted to flag porn.
Now flagging porn is worse than blowing up a fucking orphanage.
#277 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2012) [-]
The world filter oh god.
User avatar #539 - teoberry (08/31/2012) [-]
it was better when my black son was 'fat black women at the back of theater' and faggot was 'richardsimmonsgot'
User avatar #628 - EdwardNigma (08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was the one of the better ones.
Though, my personal favourite was "The Dance Commander"
#230 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
I know several people that got banned without posting porn.
User avatar #115 - daentraya (08/31/2012) [-]
All the nsfw makes it awkward to browse fj in class
User avatar #67 - yeorey (08/31/2012) [-]
Yet we can have fucking gore in sfw. Its fucking hypocrisy!
#36 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
That's because the profiles can be seen publically, as an anon or anyone at all. Profiles are also OUTSIDE of the NSFW section where the NSFW pictures belong. Goddamn. Post it on NSFW and send them the damn link
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
And even if they ARE private (only friends can see the profiles) then it makes no difference, as the advertisers would still be concerned with the porn being on the places their ads are. They don't want that. And the only way to do that is to keep the ads out of NSFW and on the normal fj. It's a problem when the normal fj also contains NSFW
#60 - kevlarx (08/31/2012) [-]
pinkie pie said in his bitch thread yesterday that if your profile was private, then you wouldnt be banned
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be banned for making him lose money? Please. He must have let that out before advertisers started pulling plugs
#62 - kevlarx (08/31/2012) [-]
dont know if he did that or not, i just remember someone bitching about their profile was banned when the only porn they posted was on it, but it was public. he said it would be fine if it had been private. after he said that, people all over the thread said so as well. he also deleted a shitload of comments pertaining to that subject and banned the people who said anything about like me
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2012) [-]
Probably because it may have been okay had it been one profile, but if many people read it, they would all post porn on their profiles, creating a problem
#65 - kevlarx (08/31/2012) [-]
most likely the reason, but no reason to ban everyone that did nothing wrong. plus, a lot of people had their profiles set for public(not sure if set for users or not) and it caused me to see a shitload of pony porn during roll threads, so i agree with them being banned because theyre assholes
#35 - That whore 08/30/2012 on I will never be truly happy... +7
#16 - Picture 08/30/2012 on ULTIMATE 4CHAN REPOST COMP!!! +3
#320 - I see no problem with him enforcing the terms of service 08/30/2012 on THEN AND NOW +4
#3 - That awkward moment when no one cares because no one plays mad… 08/30/2012 on Poor Chad Johnson +1
#1 - Comment deleted 08/30/2012 on Haruhi 0
#2 - A **** of people on this site are anons, a few pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on Take back your site 0
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2012) [-]
It can. Don't you get it. Anons don't post content. We need to act together. Worst case we lose one day of FunnyJunk we will see it all in a week with reposts. If you care about the site then it is your job to do something. Ball is in your court.
#1 - Obviously the one with Nicholas Cage 08/30/2012 on Well, fuck +2
#1 - I thought he headbutted his wife 08/30/2012 on Thats a knee SLAPPER 0
#121 - ******* love Nicholas Cage 08/29/2012 on Parenting +29
#112 - When I'm in the club 08/29/2012 on MFW I hit the clubs. +1
#97 - Picture 08/29/2012 on Talk sexy to me +4
#96 - **bossauce rolls 61**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Talk sexy to me 0
#97 - bossauce (08/29/2012) [-]

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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