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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#339 - **bossauce rolled user dinoraper ** <----super *… 09/08/2012 on Glorious Sex +1
#122 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Oppa Gangnam Style 0
#110 - I think that most players in something like cod just get mad w… 09/08/2012 on Call of Doody: Black Cocks +5
#99 - Because video games aren't supposed to be realistic?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on Call of Doody: Black Cocks +21
#103 - vegetatheprince (09/08/2012) [-]
In a game like cod, per say, where they 'attempt' to make it real. Anyways, not that its not real per say, more that it apparently takes more skill to rush it rather than do it the way its supposed to be done.
#110 - bossauce (09/08/2012) [-]
I think that most players in something like cod just get mad when someone plays differently than them, such as when people hardscope instead of quickscope
#244 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Bubbles +5
#265 - jiwijoo (09/09/2012) [-]
FUCK YEAH here's another "fuck you" gif from the creatures.
#2 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Touche... 0
#3 - [As seen in The Dictator] 09/08/2012 on Pregnancy is a dangerous... +1
#18 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Embarrassment +1
#68 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Lol she's fat +4
#180 - If I haven't seen it, it's new to me 09/08/2012 on North America +5
#4 - If he could create little girls in his basement, why not creat…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2012 on Professor +86
#27 - bosskiss (09/09/2012) [-]
Because of Equivalent Exchange

you see Chemical X isn't just a chemical it was his wife.
that's also why his kids are mutated, (superpowers)
User avatar #28 - italianrambo (09/09/2012) [-]
SCIENCE
#26 - bun (09/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #6 - icedmantwo (09/08/2012) [-]
why doesnt he take the little girls as his new wives?
#8 - baconception (09/08/2012) [-]
#1 - Picture 09/08/2012 on I wish +2
#4 - Finally get to use this 09/08/2012 on Faproulette 0
#278 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Cage Mania +3
#2 - Comment deleted 09/07/2012 on Front page 0
#8 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Coincidence, I think not +5
#1 - HFW she realizes the ****** was right 09/07/2012 on This Bitch Serious? +32
#3 - Comment deleted 09/07/2012 on Sis sent me a text of her ass 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Harry Potter 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Harry Potter +3
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#203 - **bossauce rolls 6** I demand 4-6 09/06/2012 on This Thread... 0
#23 - Picture 09/06/2012 on Too legit to quit 0
#44 - Was Ron Paul talking to a chair? Case Closed  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2012 on Scumbag RNC +38
#48 - bruin (09/06/2012) [-]
Guys, Ron Paul was on the other side of the 44.
User avatar #46 - noblexfenrir (09/06/2012) [-]
Was Ron Paul in "The good, the bad, and the ugly"?

Case closed.
#28 - If you didn't make it, you don't get to bitch about it 09/06/2012 on joker does it right... +2
#7 - Those look like boobs in sfw 09/06/2012 on Negro Cock +3

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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