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bossauce

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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

latest user's comments

#258 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #434486 … 09/12/2012 on Meanwhile in a better world. 0
#247 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Meanwhile in a better world. +3
User avatar #253 - srskate (09/12/2012) [-]
Can't a man be happy about perfecting his back flip?
#1 - Comment deleted 09/12/2012 on Title +1
#1 - That's my kind of game  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on dafuq did I just read +1
#2 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [-]
#3 - Picture 09/12/2012 on BOOBIES FOR FUNNYJUNK +1
#5 - Well there wasn't anything wrong with it It was justified … 09/12/2012 on Hey European FJers +1
#122 - Picture 09/12/2012 on Dat pickup +4
#145 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on Overly attached jesus +1
#154 - amantes (09/12/2012) [-]
#147 - lokegudmann has deleted their comment.
#54 - Why not both? 09/12/2012 on SFW? +20
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Overly attached jesus +7
User avatar #105 - thebritishguy (09/12/2012) [-]
lol he has the expression of the deepest desperation and hate
#93 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at K… 09/12/2012 on Overly attached jesus +1
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Double standard 0
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on Double standard 0
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#224 - So you're saying that a soldiers' job is to die for us? Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on So true.... 0
User avatar #226 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
Okey, then why should you have an army?
User avatar #228 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
I said: They fight for us. Isn´t that true? They are trained to kill other soldiers. Untrue? then why did they kill childs???
#211 - Why? A soldiers life is just as valuable as anyone else's  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2012 on So true.... +2
User avatar #217 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
Then, why should you have an army? Aren't they there to protect the innocent? To die is part of being a soldier. They are trained for that. They fight to prevent us to do it. They fight for us. When a soldier kills a child, you know somethings is really wrong with his mind and his values.
User avatar #224 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
So you're saying that a soldiers' job is to die for us?
The bombs were dropped to prevent the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers, which are still people, and deserve to live just as much as anyone
User avatar #226 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
Okey, then why should you have an army?
User avatar #228 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
I said: They fight for us. Isn´t that true? They are trained to kill other soldiers. Untrue? then why did they kill childs???
#206 - So losing far more than 80,000 American and Japanese soldiers …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/12/2012 on So true.... 0
User avatar #208 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
If they were soldiers... yep. A child life worths more than the soul of 10,000 soldiers.
User avatar #211 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
Why?
A soldiers life is just as valuable as anyone else's
User avatar #217 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
Then, why should you have an army? Aren't they there to protect the innocent? To die is part of being a soldier. They are trained for that. They fight to prevent us to do it. They fight for us. When a soldier kills a child, you know somethings is really wrong with his mind and his values.
User avatar #224 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
So you're saying that a soldiers' job is to die for us?
The bombs were dropped to prevent the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers, which are still people, and deserve to live just as much as anyone
User avatar #226 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
Okey, then why should you have an army?
User avatar #228 - thewalruss (09/12/2012) [-]
I said: They fight for us. Isn´t that true? They are trained to kill other soldiers. Untrue? then why did they kill childs???
#145 - MFW this joke wasn't funny the first 10 times I heard it and s… 09/12/2012 on Happy 9-11 -8
#1 - We kill black space  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on Dat's cray cray +2
#3 - ChilyCheeseFryz (09/12/2012) [-]
#2 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
Black Space all up in this mofo!!
#1 - MFW I enjoy it too 09/12/2012 on Imagine your parents +1
#4 - Jimmy status: Very unrustled 09/12/2012 on Feel Old Yet? +2
#1430 - Zlamous? Is that you?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on an inconvenient truth +1
User avatar #1433 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
;)
#2 - Well it totally wasn't us 09/12/2012 on Story Time +1
#1301 - ********* incoming  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on an inconvenient truth +1
User avatar #1353 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
there was no shitstorm. only government loving, liberal fucktards getting their asses handed to them by people who know the truth about the governments involvement in 9/11
#1430 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
Zlamous?
Is that you?
User avatar #1433 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
;)
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on dont be silly wrap your willy +1
#24 - awwmygawd (09/12/2012) [-]
what does BR? means?
#2 - Picture 09/11/2012 on Just a Thought 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
			**********		 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - Common Pepe (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - Common Pepe (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - Common Pepe (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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