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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#3 - MFW 09/13/2012 on Have a nice couple of minutes 0
#3 - Picture 09/13/2012 on I neva' seen someone so... 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on I neva' seen someone so... 0
#2 - psydoc Comment deleted by bossauce
#3 - bossauce Comment deleted by bossauce
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Dont fk with spiderman 0
#4 - menameselassie Comment deleted by bossauce
#107 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Somebody cheated 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Mr. Deeds +5
User avatar #63 - rhblink (09/13/2012) [-]
hahahahaha touche
#62 - baconseed has deleted their comment.
#365 - MFW "drug's" 09/13/2012 on War on "drug's" +2
#464 - MFW the lack of a punchline is the punchline 09/13/2012 on Best Joke +13
#180 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Christians in a nutshell -2
User avatar #184 - anonymoose (09/13/2012) [-]
No where in this comment does it mention anything closely related to atheism.
User avatar #186 - anonymoose (09/13/2012) [-]
content*
#3 - MFW I got an IPhone 4s as a Christmas present and enjoy it eve… 09/13/2012 on comparison 0
#2 - MFW I live 10 minutes from there  [+] (12 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Guess what's coming +6
User avatar #13 - DontWetUrself (09/14/2012) [-]
I live 3 minutes away from there. come at me bro.
#11 - corpsebride (09/14/2012) [-]
My face when I went there during the summer and am an hour away from there.



BUDDIES?!!?!?!
#8 - krazykorn (09/14/2012) [-]
MFW when 30
User avatar #7 - marymjc (09/14/2012) [-]
Kentucky?
User avatar #9 - commandwolf (09/14/2012) [-]
I am!
#10 - padfoott (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm not the only Kentuckian here!
User avatar #17 - commandwolf (09/14/2012) [-]
glorious hillbilly state master race!
User avatar #12 - marymjc (09/14/2012) [-]
You both are amazing. You live close to the Levee?
User avatar #16 - commandwolf (09/14/2012) [-]
Nah, out by Ft. Knox.
User avatar #15 - DontWetUrself (09/14/2012) [-]
I can run there in 4 minutes. Belevue ftw.
User avatar #14 - padfoott (09/14/2012) [-]
Nope. Small town about an hour away.
#6 - tonythetiger (09/13/2012) [-]
#4 - >Implying Obama should be able to fix in 4 years what Bush …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Democrats in a nutshell -1
#8 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
Obama caused in 4 years what Bush caused in 8.

About $5 trillion of national debt.
#7 - LocoJoe (09/13/2012) [-]
>Implying Obama is fixing shit by giving more money to welfare
#5 - austinschut (09/13/2012) [-]
I never said Bush was good.

Reagan fixed the economy in 4 years.
#4 - I like Nicholas Cage though 09/13/2012 on Get fucked! +2
#2 - You seem upset 09/13/2012 on YOU HAD ONE JOB +14
#1 - Republicans in a nutshell  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Democrats in a nutshell -2
#3 - LocoJoe (09/13/2012) [-]
There's a reason 99%ers are poor.
#6 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
I got a degree that taught no usable skills and therefore cannot repay my enormous student loan debt. I then brought a child into this world without the proper means of income to support him. Now that I am neck deep in trouble, I think those who planned their lives better than I did should pay for my lack of foresight.

I am the 99%

[small][small]Seriously, get a real degree.[small][small]
#2 - austinschut (09/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 - pokemonstheshiz (09/13/2012) [-]
>implying Romney will do any better
#10 - austinschut (09/13/2012) [-]
>Implying I said he would.

All I said was that people are completely ignoring the national debt and too focused on Romney's paycheck.
User avatar #13 - pokemonstheshiz (09/13/2012) [-]
People do the exact same thing to Obama.

But yeah, people don't really focus on the issues that are important.
User avatar #4 - bossauce (09/13/2012) [-]
>Implying Obama should be able to fix in 4 years what Bush caused in 8
#8 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [-]
Obama caused in 4 years what Bush caused in 8.

About $5 trillion of national debt.
#7 - LocoJoe (09/13/2012) [-]
>Implying Obama is fixing shit by giving more money to welfare
#5 - austinschut (09/13/2012) [-]
I never said Bush was good.

Reagan fixed the economy in 4 years.
#180 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on 911 Tribute. -1
#181 - greatcornholio (09/13/2012) [-]
oh please, they're rustled everyday
#2 - MFW 09/13/2012 on Okay so... +3
#5 - I'm ******  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on murrdurr +1
#6 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at It Is.. ** Target everything but the dancing dog!!! We must have it to stop the Flood!!!
#1 - Comment deleted 09/12/2012 on wouldn't it +1
#2 - Picture 09/12/2012 on Too Late? +4
#3 - **bossauce rolls 15** Wait, I got your dubs right here  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2012 on murrdurr 0
User avatar #4 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
NO DUBS!!!! THEY'RE STILL CHARGING THE MAC!!!
#5 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm fucked
#6 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at It Is.. ** Target everything but the dancing dog!!! We must have it to stop the Flood!!!
#1 - huehuehuehuehue  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2012 on murrdurr 0
#2 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolls 74**CHARGE THE MAC!!!! Dubs or I fire on all you hold dear!!
User avatar #3 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
**bossauce rolls 15** Wait, I got your dubs right here
User avatar #4 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
NO DUBS!!!! THEY'RE STILL CHARGING THE MAC!!!
#5 - bossauce (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm fucked
#6 - u do wat to sheep (09/12/2012) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at It Is.. ** Target everything but the dancing dog!!! We must have it to stop the Flood!!!
#2 - Comment deleted 09/12/2012 on Figured out Instagram +1
#187 - **bossauce rolls 12** 09/12/2012 on Magic -1
#273 - Picture 09/12/2012 on Manly man taking a manly piss 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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