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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#10943 - Back to back champs Didn't expect my heat comment here did you?  [+] (23 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10948 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Miami Heat, luckiest team in the series, rigged series at that.
User avatar #10953 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Lol totally, $tern wanted to make sure that the heat won. Like he made Ray Allen's 3 go in during game 6. Cry some more.
User avatar #10957 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
You mean the 3 that he admitted was pure luck?
User avatar #10960 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, it went in and if you think the series was rigged, you're just too immature to accept defeat.
User avatar #10963 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Its Heat, the supposed all star team, of course its rigged
User avatar #10968 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
If the series was rigged, why didn't the heat just win in 4?
And why would the spurs even be in the finals? Wouldn't a team like the lakers have made it if the nba was as rigged as you think it is?
Also, what's it like being a salty 14 year old?
User avatar #10969 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Selling. Tickets.
User avatar #10972 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
But if the nba was rigged, why wouldn't a larger-market team like the lakers have made it in instead of the spurs? It would lead to better tv ratings and more ticket sales.
User avatar #10973 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
The Spurs are the only real TEAM left in the NBA, thats why
User avatar #10976 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Still doesn't make sense if the nba is rigged. More people would watch heat-lakers than heat-spurs. Your logic is flawed.
User avatar #10977 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Doubtful, like I said, the Spurs are the only real Team left in the NBA, and anyone who watches the NBA would know that. Meanwhile the Lakers get spanked every other year
#10980 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
But the lakers would attract a larger audience, both nba fans and the more casual fans would tune in. Sounds like you don't know how to humbly accept defeat.
User avatar #10982 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Sounds like you dont know how accept that the team you worship is not only the luckiest team in the series but also but also the most over rated. Have fun with your bandwagon team, Ill stick with the superior skills of the Spurs
User avatar #10983 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Because all heat fans are bandwagoners right? Also, if your team was so superior, how come they lost? How about thinking of a real reason too, instead of: "omg $tern rigged da series cuz my tem lost "
User avatar #10985 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
I love how you are trying so hard to make it seem like the Heat won this fairly....
#10986 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
>Implying they didn't
I'm done arguing with someone who can't accept a fair defeat to a better team.
Cry some more
I'm getting too much use out of this gif
User avatar #10987 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
>Better team
All of my lels
User avatar #10988 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Even Pop admitted it, quit your bitching and grow up
User avatar #10989 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
He admitted defeat, not that Heat was better, quit your justification and hop off the bandwagon child
User avatar #10959 - daryldixon (06/21/2013) [-]
It's Ray Allen.
User avatar #10961 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
He still admitted it was pure luck, and thats exactly what it was. Spurs would have won game 6 if they had kept Duncan in.
User avatar #10962 - daryldixon (06/21/2013) [-]
They could have won Game 7 too.
User avatar #10965 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
More no calls against Spurs
#10939 - You sound really salty 06/21/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#82893 - Don't lie to me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Social Board 0
#82895 - nooberman (06/21/2013) [-]
i want people to ask me anything. i wouldn't lie to them.
#10912 - That's what you think Based Bron will win this for the heat 06/21/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#34822 - Us atheists love and enjoy every second of life. We enjoy the … 06/21/2013 on Religion Board 0
#34816 - I can only imagine a world without the idiots known as fundies. 06/21/2013 on Religion Board +5
#34811 - Ever hear the story about the peaceful, level-headed, intellig… 06/21/2013 on Religion Board +5
#82851 - How many dicks have you sucked?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Social Board +1
#82891 - nooberman (06/21/2013) [-]
none
User avatar #82893 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
Don't lie to me
#82895 - nooberman (06/21/2013) [-]
i want people to ask me anything. i wouldn't lie to them.
#10911 - Oh Mike 06/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#10910 - The way Manu's been playing, I'd rather him be allowed to play 06/20/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#34801 - I'd tell you to kill yourself too fundie but I'm not a part of… 06/20/2013 on Religion Board +1
#34730 - But fundies are the worst. Scientists like myself try to make … 06/20/2013 on Religion Board +3
#34726 - I'm braver than you are fundie 06/20/2013 on Religion Board 0
#34723 - Christians are literally worse than Hitler  [+] (7 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #34744 - RidgeRacer (06/20/2013) [-]
troll harder
User avatar #34736 - Cambro (06/20/2013) [-]
Until Islam came around and began massacring people who did not convert to their religion.
Or Mormans who also reportedly massacred a group of people shortly after their inception
Or all the cults that had people killed or mass suicide (Manson, Jonestown, others)
Or the atheist dictators that had millions of people killed because of genetics, or simply because the government needed to shrink its population.
Nazis of course another easy example, again based on eugenics (don't buy the shit about it being Christian, it was only fronted as Christian originally to gain support. While the Christian world was reeling from scientific break throughs, Nazism embraced them and believed they were progressing society. Christianity had nothing to do with it).
You see, the problem is mankind, not any one religion or ideology. People see this stuff and ask "how can you have any faith in a God?" I see this stuff and I ask "how can you have any faith in humanity?"
#34740 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
how could you possibly fall for such an obvious troll?
User avatar #34729 - marinepenguin (06/20/2013) [-]
Humans kind of suck in general when it comes to that.
User avatar #34730 - bossauce (06/20/2013) [-]
But fundies are the worst. Scientists like myself try to make up for the shitty fundies of this planet.
#34724 - teoberry (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #34726 - bossauce (06/20/2013) [-]
I'm braver than you are fundie
#10897 - Manu tried his best, but his best wasn't good enough  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #10917 - drhard (06/21/2013) [-]
Looks to me like he didnt mean to hit him in the throat, meant to block, but not like that. Part of that can be put to the fact that James is a fucking moron.
User avatar #10939 - bossauce (06/21/2013) [-]
You sound really salty
#10902 - falcke (06/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't surprise me if stern gave him a suspension for that..
User avatar #10910 - bossauce (06/20/2013) [-]
The way Manu's been playing, I'd rather him be allowed to play
#10896 - So salty 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10895 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10894 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -2
#10893 - You're so salty it's delicious 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
#10859 - My heart  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #10876 - drhard (06/19/2013) [-]
Luckiest shot of his career
#10880 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Lucky? you got to be bullshitting right, you call the greatest 3 point shooter ever, lucky? The fuck are you smoking?
User avatar #10881 - drhard (06/19/2013) [-]
He was practically falling when he caught the ball and just randomly put it up, then almost fell again after he threw it, that shot was nothing but luck.

Besides, Danny Green has him beat as far as 3 pointers go.
#10883 - falcke (06/19/2013) [-]
2857.. That's the amount of 3's he's made, may be outdated but let me see Danny Green beat that!
User avatar #10885 - drhard (06/19/2013) [-]
Hes already beaten one of Allens records, whos to say he wont keep going.

By the way, press interview with Allen, he admitted that the tying 3 pointer was pure luck, he had no idea if he was even past the 3 point line.
#10886 - falcke (06/19/2013) [-]
No matter what people say or what he says himself, he's got that shooting touch. He has proven alot of times before that he's capable of hitting shots in the clutch. Luck would be Dwight Howard or someone like that throwing up a prayer, but Ray Allen, he's pure skill behind the arc.

Also although i do not believe Danny Green will beat Ray Allen's career 3 pointers made record but he may have a shot at single game playoffs 3 pointers made or maybe even the record now belonging to Curry, single season 3 pointers made, but that's just my opinion and i respect yours.
User avatar #10887 - drhard (06/19/2013) [-]
He knows what he said, he told the interviewer he instinctively backed up to the line, but when when threw up the shot he had no idea if he was over the line or not. I have no doubt he was capable of a shot like that. But when you factor in what he said, as well as the footage of him almost falling on his ass twice in the process.

The shot was complete luck, and that luck is the only reason Spurs arent champions right now. Im fairly confident they will win tomorrow though.
#10884 - falcke (06/19/2013) [-]
btw i was anon, i was just logged out for some reason
#34525 - Coincidence, I think not  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Religion Board +7
User avatar #34655 - marinepenguin (06/19/2013) [-]
The Swastika used to be a symbol for Christianity before the 3rd Reich got a hold of it. I'm pretty sure it went by the name of the "Crooked Cross"
User avatar #34673 - ragnarfag (06/19/2013) [-]
It had a lot of uses on many different continents, I mean it's just a hooked cross everbody can come up with this.
User avatar #34728 - marinepenguin (06/20/2013) [-]
True, that's the most popular term I had heard for it though.
#82483 - If you have to ask what makes someone smart, you're not smart.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #82537 - blasthurrdurr (06/17/2013) [-]
dude, that doesn't even make sense
#10807 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#34315 - 2nd in my heart only to Carl Sagan 06/16/2013 on Religion Board +4
#10802 - That's really fucking hot 06/16/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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