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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Content Ranking:#13038
Comment Ranking:#29109
Highest Content Rank:#51
Highest Comment Rank:#133
Content Thumbs: 115087 total,  125267 ,  10180
Comment Thumbs: 20576 total,  23119 ,  2543
Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 57.19% (572/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:2901786
Times Content Favorited:5471 times
Total Comments Made:3111
FJ Points:2740
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#279 - We approve of the white space 09/21/2012 on 1 year +6
#101 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Hipster Fuzzy Lumpkins 0
#103 - blackberryjam (09/21/2012) [-]
fuck, i'm a noob
#51 - Picture 09/21/2012 on Caring for Obama (repost) +5
#138 - Why were you watching the video OP?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Warning - never pause nicki... 0
#140 - cdpickels (09/21/2012) [-]
#92 - Why are slenderman and spiderman doing gangnam style?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Hipster Fuzzy Lumpkins 0
#104 - Bronboa (09/21/2012) [-]
#99 - blackberryjam (09/21/2012) [-]
I really hope you're joking when you have no idea that's Deadpool and they're doing the Thriller dance lmao

gif unrelated
#102 - FourchansChosenone (09/21/2012) [-]
That was the point of his picture
#101 - bossauce (09/21/2012) [-]
#103 - blackberryjam (09/21/2012) [-]
fuck, i'm a noob
#77 - Wait, there are people that didn't know that? 09/21/2012 on Oh.my.god +4
#81 - Picture 09/21/2012 on Title here +4
#57 - Picture 09/21/2012 on This is not part of the... -1
#474 - IPhone 5 sucks Thumbs please  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 -7
#483 - wishanonscouldpost (09/21/2012) [-]
k
#494 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
well no one did say that they have to be green now did they?
#90 - Because they got three of the best players in the league and p…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Sports fans I tell ya... +1
#97 - schaefdr (09/21/2012) [-]
Now look at the Lakers with Steve Nash and Dwight Howard. This season should be great.
#60 - The jews hid that poor man's glasses in that woman's ass W… 09/21/2012 on My glasses +11
#79 - No one really gives a fuck 09/21/2012 on Sports fans I tell ya... +3
#76 - I don't see many giants haters out there as far as I know  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Sports fans I tell ya... 0
User avatar #104 - evanistheman (09/21/2012) [-]
Living near Dallas, there are definitely plenty of Giants haters.
User avatar #82 - maffi (09/21/2012) [-]
That gif is hilarious when you read it in a hi pich voice.
#1129 - This seems off topic but am I the only one that read "gut…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +1
User avatar #1138 - kabizus (09/20/2012) [-]
I read it like that too when I re-read my comment..but I'm too lazy to fix it.
#6 - I feel stupid now  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Sometimes on FJ +3
User avatar #7 - badooda (09/20/2012) [-]
It's alright my good man, I don't judge!
#2 - Where's all the shitstorms about politics and religion? Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Sometimes on FJ +12
User avatar #4 - badooda (09/20/2012) [-]
I put all the religious symbols in the back right and a pic with shitstorms by dolan. Hope this helps!
#6 - bossauce (09/20/2012) [-]
I feel stupid now
User avatar #7 - badooda (09/20/2012) [-]
It's alright my good man, I don't judge!
#866 - Don't forget his VP 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +1
#3 - Picture 09/20/2012 on Girl on girl action +3
#551 - Your jimmies seem rustled 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment 0
#30 - wat 09/20/2012 on Wut ? +3
#33 - MFW I prefer Chipotle to Taco Bell  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Why is taco bell so great? 0
User avatar #70 - arrowhead (09/20/2012) [-]
Everyone except for people that don't have the money to get it on a regular basis prefers Chipotle to Taco Bell, as far as I can tell
#43 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
Chipotle IS really good, and is most definately better quality I'll admit
But nothing beats a late night fast food run like cheap ass, tasty fucking taco bell
#74 - Last time I checked, Mr Pibb wasn't a doctor It's against … 09/20/2012 on 3rd-degree Butthurt +4
#268 - Meanwhile funnyjunk discusses politics 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +11
#51 - Have this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Overly Attached Nic Cage +2
User avatar #58 - AreyouSerious (09/20/2012) [-]
hello facebook banner
#217 - I know that feel 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. -2

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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