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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#20 - Picture 10/07/2012 on The question is answered. +46
#262 - **bossauce rolls 91,297** 10/07/2012 on OOOOOOOOOOOH! 0
#26 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Don't Worry Fish... +20
#38 - Picture 10/07/2012 on PBS +17
#366 - Comment deleted 10/07/2012 on Science +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on gym +37
#8 - catwifdagat has deleted their comment.
#1 - What if your fart smelt like popcorn?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/07/2012 on popcorn +83
#17 - fractalius (10/08/2012) [-]
The second this Gif started, this song started playing. Perfect sync

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWPoFVKQq6U
User avatar #20 - lucidria (10/08/2012) [-]
I've never heard this version of this song.
If this is the style of music you enjoy, then I highly recommend N3AKO. Here's his SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/n3ako
All of his music is free... as far as I am aware; I've downloaded everything of his off this page.
He currently has 8 episodes of his podcast United States of Chaos, each of which is an hour long. He is one of very few artists who actually put my subwoofers to use.
#22 - fractalius (10/08/2012) [-]
Tfw I'm a complete retard and didn't listen to the song befor submitting the comment. I was listening to the original. But cool! Ill check it out
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2012) [-]
what in the hell is that gif...
scariest shit I've ever fucking seen
User avatar #9 - leetaemin (10/07/2012) [-]
Honey boo Boo

South park did an episode on it
User avatar #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/08/2012) [-]
ah haven't seen southpark in awhile might watch some tonight thanks for both of them^^
User avatar #3 - karvarausku (10/07/2012) [-]
I think they call the show honey bunny or something like that...
User avatar #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2012) [-]
. do people really watch shit like that...
#5 - karvarausku (10/07/2012) [-]
What I have heard from funnyjunk?...

Yes.
#44 - spyronos (10/08/2012) [-]
#26 - Gamblez has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/07/2012) [-]
that makes me sadder than that cat looks ;_;
#32 - I am the one who knocks 10/07/2012 on Alpha as fuck. +7
#250 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Check Description +13
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Son, you're dumb. +7
#2 - reican Comment deleted by bossauce
#399 - Really? 10/06/2012 on Totally a lot of effort in... +3
#2 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Weird but true +1
#29 - Picture 10/05/2012 on Period +7
#54 - That's some sexy ass foreplay in my opinion  [+] (5 new replies) 10/05/2012 on Well Damn +20
User avatar #60 - samdudeman (10/05/2012) [-]
What the fuck are those things?!
#85 - killyojoy (10/05/2012) [-]
Go watch the latest episode of south park it will explain everything,
User avatar #64 - GetOnMyHorse (10/05/2012) [-]
'Tis the traditional mating call of the chupacabras
#234 - Chupacabras (10/07/2012) [-]
You called?
#79 - torkoal (10/05/2012) [-]
Fucking lol'd.
#2 - Picture 10/05/2012 on Grumpy old man +1
#86 - Am I beating a dead horse by telling OP that he's beating a de… 10/05/2012 on yeye "beating a dead horse"... +1
#94 - Stay out of my territory  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Derpy job +14
User avatar #108 - jaggedherp (10/05/2012) [-]
We will produce a chemically pure and stable hug that performs as advertised. No adulterants. No baby formula. No chili powder
#1 - This picture just became 10x more erotic  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Nicolas Cage improves... +2
#4 - dafuqman (10/05/2012) [-]
#2 - Black Ops 2 obviously 10/05/2012 on Remember Remember the Sixth... +7
#11 - MFW morbid channel post 10/05/2012 on MFW nothing scary on morbid +1
#1 - Picture 10/05/2012 on Cap? +2
#2 - I'll thumb you up But you better deliver OP  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Unfunny OC 0
User avatar #9 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/05/2012) [-]
also UR A FAGET
#1 - Picture 10/04/2012 on I can't decide +1
#5 - Okay so where's the ****** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2012 on When you see it... +10
#15 - esmebuffay (10/05/2012) [-]
The girl on the right, it took me a couple seconds to spot her too.
#435 - Picture 10/04/2012 on Story of Kyle, nothing... -1

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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