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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#1 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Fuck you Lil' Wayne +1
#1 - OP's face when everyone yells at him for posting this even tho… 10/08/2012 on hello there. +7
#2 - OP, just a suggestion but you should post this on reddit and w… 10/08/2012 on the difference 0
#2 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Memes +4
#4 - OP, I fail to see your point I would watch the ****… 10/08/2012 on It's Happening... -1
#1 - Looks like they've worked out their problems, together  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Yu-Gi-Oh Presidential Stuff +8
#6 - Animefreake (10/09/2012) [-]
HUHUHU IMMM SO NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
#1 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Lets cook meth +1
#3 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Delivering +3
#117 - My girlfriend's reaction 10/08/2012 on My Gf after I pull down my... +5
#222 - OP, you just greatly improved my day Thank you 10/08/2012 on 20th! +1
#108 - Picture 10/08/2012 on Well Played +9
#13 - Too late for me now Besides it's not that bad 10/08/2012 on Just Wow -2
#32 - Picture 10/08/2012 on So I want to study physics +2
#31 - MFW people complain about this being a repost  [+] (4 new replies) 10/08/2012 on So I want to study physics +29
User avatar #245 - iizcold (10/08/2012) [-]
I thumb down SOME of the reposted content, not becasue i saw it, but because the poster doesn't give credit to the maker of the content. Otherwise i completely understand and support you.
#234 - EdwardNigma (10/08/2012) [-]
Mfw people actually like my gif and use it.

I feel accomplished.
#35 - hankhillofthe (10/08/2012) [-]
#38 - sephirothpwnz (10/08/2012) [-]
#136 - Me in the club 10/08/2012 on me at the club +20
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on funny ad placement +6
User avatar #47 - supermegasherman (10/08/2012) [-]
i like it. sums up the entire post
#1 - Picture 10/07/2012 on ... 0
#37 - We'll lynch that black space 10/07/2012 on Now that's just wrong +15
#3 - Picture 10/07/2012 on title +1
#3 - MFW people think I'm serious  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Just Wow -18
User avatar #12 - skidbladnir (10/08/2012) [-]
Say you´ve been sarcastic. That always works.
#13 - bossauce (10/08/2012) [-]
Too late for me now
Besides it's not that bad
#1 - This is ******* retarded: 0+1=1 40+40=80 …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2012 on Just Wow -25
#5 - Zaivia (10/07/2012) [-]
40 + 40 x 0 + 1
First you do the multiplication...
40 + 0 + 1
You end up with...
40 + 1
Then the answer is...
41
Did you pass grade school?
#3 - bossauce (10/07/2012) [-]
MFW people think I'm serious
User avatar #12 - skidbladnir (10/08/2012) [-]
Say you´ve been sarcastic. That always works.
#13 - bossauce (10/08/2012) [-]
Too late for me now
Besides it's not that bad
#1 - Why were you watching him pee? Don't worry, you can tell me  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Troll kid +4
User avatar #2 - revios (10/07/2012) [-]
Is just a rage comic, it didnt happened
#1 - What's better, The Walking Dead or Breaking Bad?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/07/2012 on The Walking Dead - what... +9
User avatar #14 - trojanmannn (10/20/2012) [-]
I fucked ted

User avatar #13 - esmebuffay (10/16/2012) [-]
Both are great, it comes down to the kind of show you like. I would have to say I enjoy watching the walking dead more, however Breaking Bad is probably better written.
User avatar #12 - augustusxxiv (10/08/2012) [-]
They're both excellent. I would say Breaking Bad for acting though.
#11 - cowboyking (10/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #10 - zwappes (10/08/2012) [-]
GOT
#7 - evilmonkeycss (10/08/2012) [-]
walking dead all day and now that they are getting to the prison where all the action and real shit happens its going to be without question

P.S only 7 more days
User avatar #6 - RandomAnonGuy (10/08/2012) [-]
Season 1 of the walking dead didn't entertain me very much.
User avatar #5 - deadinferno (10/08/2012) [-]
Depends, do you like meth or zombies?
User avatar #4 - immabored (10/07/2012) [-]
Personally, I found Walking Dead to draw in my attention more than Breaking Bad did. I like both though.
User avatar #3 - yeahandstuff (10/07/2012) [-]
oh, and excellent comic btw
User avatar #2 - yeahandstuff (10/07/2012) [-]
I'd say breaking bad but both are good programs
#3771 - MFW packers lost again 10/07/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#3 - Nah, I don't really feel like it 10/07/2012 on YouTube Gaming +2

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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