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Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Content Ranking:#2059
Comment Ranking:#4444
Highest Content Rank:#51
Highest Comment Rank:#133
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Level 311 Content: Wizard → Level 312 Content: Wizard
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#9560 - OKC loses in 7 Anyone who thinks differently is wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #9584 - theeballsack (05/03/2013) [-]
Hell no. We wont lose at home
#9563 - weakinthecenterr (05/03/2013) [-]
i wouldn't mind that. but i doubt they coming all the way back
User avatar #9562 - daryldixon (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm rooting for the Rockets
#260 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Oh Lawd Almighty +1
#106 - Picture 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol -6
#30 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on (Betty) White Problems +45
User avatar #117 - spawnconnery (05/01/2013) [-]
Reich Rangers!
#43 - DiAnonLord (05/01/2013) [-]
#21 - Picture 05/01/2013 on The world's first supervillian +1
#38 - Picture 05/01/2013 on A nice card for your sister. +3
#99 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Frecuency of miracles +11
#9478 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +4
#261 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Whaaat? Impossibru. -1
User avatar #326 - spamalope (04/29/2013) [-]
Wait, are you serious?
User avatar #316 - maskedhippo (04/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're using that satirically or not
#9384 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +6
#217 - That's not a knee  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on naaaaaa sabenaaaa... 0
User avatar #223 - ducksarekawaii (04/04/2013) [-]
It looks like a knee.
#297 - **bossauce rolled user lolzponies **  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on This may be my last post 0
User avatar #327 - Metallicock (04/04/2013) [-]
11
User avatar #312 - lolzponies (04/04/2013) [-]
69
#32 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Oh, Leo +121
User avatar #76 - BossTamsy (03/13/2013) [-]
I am laughing way too hard at this.
#35 - tacofucker (03/12/2013) [-]
#36 - tacofucker (03/12/2013) [-]
#43 - N. Korean citizen (03/12/2013) [-]
He looks so sad.....
#48 - tacofucker (03/13/2013) [-]
He does ; I want to go and pet him like a puppy or kitten ,and tell him he's awesome .
#61 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Dat ass +51
#63 - tfw Nicolas Cage has won an oscar for best actor 03/12/2013 on Nic Cage, destined for... +17
#32 - That's obviously an ak-47 I should know, I play cod  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Tardar, Did You Get in the... +4
User avatar #55 - dandamanzx (03/13/2013) [-]
Naw, dat shit be a glock.
I should know, I'm a nigger.
#1 - Fuck you OP You made me read it in Gilbert Godfried's voice too  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Giggidy +45
#3 - teranin (03/08/2013) [-]
good, good....
#3229883 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3229893 - gtst (03/08/2013) [-]
We have a winner. lolwut
#112 - Picture 03/07/2013 on walking dead +11
#134 - Picture 03/07/2013 on We made a silent agreement... +3
#3220944 - 21 RITS 03/06/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#7 - Everything makes sense now  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on True Facts 0
User avatar #68 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
#1 - This reminds me of that one movie where Samuel L Jackson cusses a lot 03/06/2013 on That one anime 0
#3 - But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Facts -5
User avatar #15 - nerdicorn (03/06/2013) [-]
He went back.....
#8 - udo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - jewsburninindaoven (03/06/2013) [-]
When he was born, he learned of Abraham Lincoln's death. Then he discovered it was really his future death. So he went into the future and cloned himself and then traveled back to the present to have his clone take his place in the real world so he could go back to free the slaves.
User avatar #67 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
#7 - bossauce (03/06/2013) [-]
Everything makes sense now
User avatar #68 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
User avatar #5 - deaththekidkun (03/06/2013) [-]
Cause John Wilkes Booth is a BaSiC BiTcH
#1 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Never leave FB open at Apple +2
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#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
User avatar #66 - bigairchicago (03/01/2013) [-]
Do not trade that ring, they are very rare
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
User avatar #61 - alZii (10/27/2012) [-]
Heya, I was hoping I could send you a trade for your items if you no longer need them
Don't mean to sound rude, just wondering
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious.

Fucking psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out squirnigga

squirnigga uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
squirnigga faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
squirnigga faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned nigger respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

nigger respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
#11 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
Saw you posted my Canada meme on that Wally post.   
   
It's makes me very happy to see other people using it
Saw you posted my Canada meme on that Wally post.

It's makes me very happy to see other people using it
#12 to #16 - bossauce (04/06/2012) [-]
That was a great meme sir
User avatar #13 to #17 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
I got more. Was going to make a comp post but I'm hesitating cause I think the Canadians would flip out about it
User avatar #14 to #18 - bossauce (04/06/2012) [-]
Screw them, they should be able to handle it
User avatar #15 to #19 - thewildcat (04/06/2012) [-]
Well I'll try LOL
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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