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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#11463 - So it looks like lakers fans are taking Dwight's decision well  [+] (13 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11468 - spazzin (07/06/2013) [-]
>buying his jersey in the first place
>lelkers
#11469 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
The good news is: It will be awesome watching the western conference playoffs and seeing who will face the heat in the finals next year.
The better news is: The lakers will fucking suck
User avatar #11476 - kobegriffeysanders (07/06/2013) [-]
This is one of the greatest gifs I've ever seen.
User avatar #11470 - spazzin (07/06/2013) [-]
So do the lakers tank for Wiggins?
User avatar #11483 - theeballsack (07/06/2013) [-]
If anyone tanks for wiggins they are retarded
User avatar #11490 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't want to tank for Maple Jordan?
#11471 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
Damn straight
User avatar #11473 - spazzin (07/06/2013) [-]
He just changed his mind, he's 50-50..
#11474 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
But how could he resist playing with this
User avatar #11475 - spazzin (07/06/2013) [-]
Or playing with qt Parsons
#11477 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
He is a sexy motherfucker
#11478 - spazzin (07/06/2013) [-]
Damn right he is
User avatar #11479 - bossauce (07/06/2013) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1hpxcr/dwight_you_can_still_change_your_mind
After reading this, I realized where Dwight belongs
#11277 - He's from Boston, that's why he's a Celtics fan and a huge hom… 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11275 - Simmons isn't a Knicks fan, he's a CELTICS fan (as I said before). 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11273 - A lot of people respect Melo, like it or not, he's one of the … 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11271 - He's a HUGE Celtics fan, he hates New York and Miami but respe… 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35973 - Look at my scientist brother owning the dumb fundie who t… 06/30/2013 on Religion Board +1
#83793 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Social Board 0
#11268 - #tank4wiggins 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#11267 - Why do you hate him though? 06/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11228 - I think they got Brooklyn's first round pick next year but I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #11232 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
The nets picks wont even be lottery.
#11226 - It's going to be hilarious watching the Celtics going into tan…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
User avatar #11227 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
Whose pick did they get?
User avatar #11228 - bossauce (06/28/2013) [-]
I think they got Brooklyn's first round pick next year but I'm not sure, they also got shit in return for KG and Pierce.
User avatar #11232 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
The nets picks wont even be lottery.
#69267 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#11224 - Basketball Reasons  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #11225 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
Stupids trade for both teams i think though.
#11226 - bossauce (06/28/2013) [-]
It's going to be hilarious watching the Celtics going into tank-mode next year. I hope they still don't win the lottery and miss out on Wiggins.
User avatar #11227 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
Whose pick did they get?
User avatar #11228 - bossauce (06/28/2013) [-]
I think they got Brooklyn's first round pick next year but I'm not sure, they also got shit in return for KG and Pierce.
User avatar #11232 - billymaze (06/28/2013) [-]
The nets picks wont even be lottery.
#11223 - Poor Nerlens 06/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
#11222 - Well there's your problem 06/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#69262 - It was sarcasm 06/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#69140 - So what do you guys think about this little undiscovered gem?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #69241 - szymonf (06/28/2013) [-]
what do you mean by undiscovered?
User avatar #69262 - bossauce (06/28/2013) [-]
It was sarcasm
#11145 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#11144 - Picture 06/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#83529 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Social Board +1
#83546 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
rip brandon
#83545 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
that dunk was fucking brutal
#83525 - How else will he show how euphoric he is? 06/26/2013 on Social Board +3
#83524 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Social Board 0
#83526 - dalgaard (06/26/2013) [-]
#11137 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#11141 - falcke (06/27/2013) [-]
#11144 - bossauce (06/27/2013) [-]
#11142 - falcke (06/27/2013) [-]
#11145 - bossauce (06/27/2013) [-]
#83416 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Social Board +1
#83415 - 13ft 06/26/2013 on Social Board +1

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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