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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#74 - Picture 02/06/2013 on Browsing /b/ when.... +6
#291 - If God doesn't exist and this "evolution" is real th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Religion: How to do it RIGHT. +3
#309 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists and the world is only 6000 years old, where did all those millions of years old dinosaurs come from?
Christians: 3
Atheists: 3
#824 - **bossauce rolled a random comment #47 posted by pitvipert… 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding -1
#282 - If God doesn't exist then why do plants grow up? Shouldn't thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Religion: How to do it RIGHT. +6
#289 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists, and incest is wrong, since god only made 1 man and 1 woman, and the sins of the father damn the sins of the child, doesnt that mean that no one goes to heaven and we all go to hell as we further propagate the sin of incest?
Christians: 2
Atheists: 2
#291 - bossauce (02/05/2013) [-]
If God doesn't exist and this "evolution" is real then why are there still monkeys if we "evolved" from them?
Christians: 3
Atheists: 2
#309 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists and the world is only 6000 years old, where did all those millions of years old dinosaurs come from?
Christians: 3
Atheists: 3
#275 - If God doesn't exist then why are oranges pre-sliced? Chri…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Religion: How to do it RIGHT. +10
#280 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists then why are people of different skin colors since we are made in his image? Shouldn't we all be one color?
Christians:1
Atheists: 1
#480 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Three words: Shem, Ham, Japheth. Supposed to be the three descendants of all people as Caucazoids, Negroids, and Mongoloids. I don't really believe that, but a lot of Christians do.
#282 - bossauce (02/05/2013) [-]
If God doesn't exist then why do plants grow up? Shouldn't this "gravity" make them grow down?
Christians: 2
Atheists: 1
#289 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists, and incest is wrong, since god only made 1 man and 1 woman, and the sins of the father damn the sins of the child, doesnt that mean that no one goes to heaven and we all go to hell as we further propagate the sin of incest?
Christians: 2
Atheists: 2
#291 - bossauce (02/05/2013) [-]
If God doesn't exist and this "evolution" is real then why are there still monkeys if we "evolved" from them?
Christians: 3
Atheists: 2
#309 - saeuruk (02/05/2013) [-]
If god exists and the world is only 6000 years old, where did all those millions of years old dinosaurs come from?
Christians: 3
Atheists: 3
#380 - Looks like anything can start a ********* on funnyjunk  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Rest In Peace, Read... 0
User avatar #400 - rstickman (02/05/2013) [-]
dat gif
#44 - MFW I turn auto correct off and mistype something 02/05/2013 on Intelligence +25
#14 - Looks like your opinion is wrong m8  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Yes +37
User avatar #45 - huskycreeper (02/05/2013) [-]
Its not just any opinion...its...BIASED!!
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Change 0
#3 - llamafinger Comment deleted by bossauce
#224 - Picture 02/04/2013 on Colin Mochrie +5
#15 - Picture 02/04/2013 on Look nice for google 0
#48912 - Super "awesome" song it's actually really … 02/03/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#54 - Picture 02/03/2013 on Pretty much 0
#138 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on zlamous is one stupid... +3
#179 - deansg Comment deleted by bossauce
#4874 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend +1
User avatar #4880 - Ashketchums (02/03/2013) [-]
Lol Adipose
#28 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2013 on apple +62
#62 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
So... beautiful.
User avatar #55 - kolsinder (02/01/2013) [-]
Le Mac face
#46 - likeabosspwn (02/01/2013) [-]
i nearly shat myself when i saw that... have a penguin
#80 - Picture 02/01/2013 on We┬┤ve all been there 0
#2 - Picture 01/30/2013 on 'Murica +8
#128 - So the only responses to this picture are good but it still ha… 01/30/2013 on Gamers +1
#110 - Picture 01/30/2013 on Irony +56
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Dictators +13
#51 - turlesrfun (01/30/2013) [-]
Hitler stopped his paintings because the art folk said he sucked.
#49 - OP even said what the link was, you can't get pissed at him be… 01/29/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson being... +1
#120 - Why did you need to lie about this OP? You could have just… 01/29/2013 on found this in my grandpas... +11
#345 - Picture 01/29/2013 on Visions of hell +1
#342 - Picture 01/29/2013 on Visions of hell +7

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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