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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#3057291 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at … 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
#34 - **bossauce rolls 138** 02/21/2013 on gey's profile 0
#3056705 - **bossauce rolls 297** 02/21/2013 on Play items 0
#75 - **bossauce rolls 168** Time for some trips 02/20/2013 on Roll Board 0
#51014 - Picture 02/20/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#5 - Picture 02/20/2013 on Fuck. 0
#1 - #firstworldproblems 02/20/2013 on Problems +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2013 on New from Aperture Science! +81
#154 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You obviously close the lid dumbass
User avatar #18 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
Close the lid dumbass
User avatar #96 - novren (02/20/2013) [-]
the point is NOT having to go to the bathroom to pee, so it would be useless, plus you would have to wipe your ass after taking a shit
User avatar #106 - thedarkhavok (02/20/2013) [-]
That wasn't his point, it's only open in the illustration to demonstrate the positioning of the portal. You'd close it in actual application, but your point about shitting is valid.
User avatar #117 - novren (02/20/2013) [-]
I see, thanks.
User avatar #199 - LordVoltagen (02/20/2013) [-]
The toilet paper is an issue
Unless you shove the portal into your sphincter
):
#3 - Masturbating to that must have been a pain in the ass though  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2013 on No problem +68
User avatar #100 - garymotherfinoak (02/20/2013) [-]
fap to the black hole
#63 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
this is OP we're talking about. its always a pain in the ass when he masturbates.
#11 - thewebspinner (02/20/2013) [-]
not in my house...
#127 - greenthegunstar (02/20/2013) [-]
Not in my house! Ho-ho-ho!
User avatar #13 - kinglobster (02/20/2013) [-]
do...do you put the quarters in the vagina? PLEASE TELL ME YOU PUT THE QUARTERS IN THE VAGINA!
#1 - Picture 02/20/2013 on The Domino Effect +5
#3 - 45 minutes is pretty ******* impressive OP 02/20/2013 on It Was Bad +99
#85 - Picture 02/19/2013 on Cats are now illegal 0
#66 - Picture 02/19/2013 on Has Science Gone Too Far?! +1
#254 - Picture 02/14/2013 on My feels story +4
#136 - I was stabbed four inches deep by my water bottle and have a 7… 02/12/2013 on lol +3
#26 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Kobe's favorite flavor +17
#374 - Was the entire point of this post to just piss people off?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Europe FTW +13
User avatar #422 - benighted (02/11/2013) [-]
*Americans
User avatar #381 - teamrocketninja (02/11/2013) [-]
Probably
#111 - Picture 02/10/2013 on Right in the childhood... +5
#173 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at … 02/10/2013 on fapping +2
#82 - Picture 02/09/2013 on brazzers -2
#244 - Shouldn't be too hard 02/09/2013 on Priorities +1
#192 - **bossauce rolls 3** my dick in millimeters 02/08/2013 on well... +1
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on Hulk want sum fuk +75
#80 - hardongo (02/07/2013) [-]
#69 - Picture 02/06/2013 on show time +4
#450 - **bossauce rolled a random image posted in comment #207456 … 02/06/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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