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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#9384 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +7
#217 - That's not a knee  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on naaaaaa sabenaaaa... 0
User avatar #223 - ducksarekawaii (04/04/2013) [-]
It looks like a knee.
#297 - **bossauce rolled user lolzponies **  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on This may be my last post 0
User avatar #327 - Metallicock (04/04/2013) [-]
11
User avatar #312 - lolzponies (04/04/2013) [-]
69
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Oh, Leo +122
User avatar #76 - BossTamsy (03/13/2013) [-]
I am laughing way too hard at this.
#61 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Dat ass +51
#63 - tfw Nicolas Cage has won an oscar for best actor 03/12/2013 on Nic Cage, destined for... +18
#32 - That's obviously an ak-47 I should know, I play cod  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Tardar, Did You Get in the... +4
User avatar #55 - dandamanzx (03/13/2013) [-]
Naw, dat shit be a glock.
I should know, I'm a nigger.
#1 - **** you OP You made me read it in Gilbert Go…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Giggidy +45
#3 - teranin (03/08/2013) [-]
good, good....
#112 - Picture 03/07/2013 on walking dead +12
#134 - Picture 03/07/2013 on We made a silent agreement... +3
#3220944 - 21 RITS 03/06/2013 on Play items 0
#7 - Everything makes sense now  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on True Facts 0
User avatar #68 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
#1 - Comment deleted 03/06/2013 on That one anime 0
#3 - But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Facts -5
User avatar #15 - nerdicorn (03/06/2013) [-]
He went back.....
#8 - udo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - jewsburninindaoven (03/06/2013) [-]
When he was born, he learned of Abraham Lincoln's death. Then he discovered it was really his future death. So he went into the future and cloned himself and then traveled back to the present to have his clone take his place in the real world so he could go back to free the slaves.
User avatar #67 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
#7 - bossauce (03/06/2013) [-]
Everything makes sense now
User avatar #68 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
User avatar #5 - deaththekidkun (03/06/2013) [-]
Cause John Wilkes Booth is a BaSiC BiTcH
#1 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Never leave FB open at Apple +2
#40 - Picture 03/05/2013 on Obamas like a... +2
#1 - Now we sit back and wait for the *********  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Jewish Thinking +8
#4 - davidavidson (03/05/2013) [-]
I'm prepared to be called a ignorant faggot ass whole for the next 24 hours.

This entertains me.
#3202527 - bllsht 03/05/2013 on Play items 0
#68 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Cats of the internet +15
#67 - Okey Dokey 03/01/2013 on bossauce's profile 0
#3158725 - **bossauce rolls 18** Okay, take 2 TIME TO WIN  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Play items +7
#3158747 - blastizard (03/01/2013) [-]
I came so far...

For nothing
User avatar #3158765 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
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Better luck next time m8
#3158712 - **bossauce rolls 21** SATAN GIVE ME THE STRENGTH I NEED TO O… 03/01/2013 on Play items +1
#3158578 - **bossauce rolls 92**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Play items +1
#3158582 - thecollaboration has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3158584 - hilariousrubbish (03/01/2013) [-]
lol
#3158476 - no idea never had a moldy chest opened 03/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3158464 - **bossauce rolls 25** 03/01/2013 on Play items 0

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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