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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

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#9817 - 1. Lebron was talking to the ref about a bs tech when Nazr wal… 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9815 - He certainly shouldn't be fined for when that bitch shoved him…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9816 - basichaharemix (05/12/2013) [-]
Shoved him? Lebron ran right into him!

And what's your excuse for this one where he is lightly tapped and he goes flying?
youtu.be/AW4cdEi2zAs
User avatar #9834 - PoisinSandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
Chandler did lean into the pick but lebron took it way over the top.
User avatar #9817 - bossauce (05/12/2013) [-]
1. Lebron was talking to the ref about a bs tech when Nazr walked right up to him and shoved him to the ground. It was uncalled for and Lebron had no way to react to it. How could Lebron run into someone who he wasn't paying attention to?
2. Lebron may have sold the contact in your video a little but Dwight is still fucking strong and it's not surprising that he got Lebron to move.
#9810 - About time someone did it Oh wait 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9808 - Double flop is best flop  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9809 - spazzin (05/12/2013) [-]
#9804 - You're joking right?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9812 - philliyoMLB (05/12/2013) [-]
Flopping is illegal in the NBA and can get you fined, although I don't believe he should be fined, I do understand where the man is coming form.
User avatar #9811 - basichaharemix (05/12/2013) [-]
He flops too much and it's bullshit how he always gets away with it just because he is Lebron James.

youtu.be/vOdfq5oFRlY

And don't even get me started with that bullshit he pulled on Game 1 of the 2012 playoffs against the Knicks.
#9815 - bossauce (05/12/2013) [-]
He certainly shouldn't be fined for when that bitch shoved him
But Noah, he needs to be fined immediately
User avatar #9816 - basichaharemix (05/12/2013) [-]
Shoved him? Lebron ran right into him!

And what's your excuse for this one where he is lightly tapped and he goes flying?
youtu.be/AW4cdEi2zAs
User avatar #9834 - PoisinSandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
Chandler did lean into the pick but lebron took it way over the top.
User avatar #9817 - bossauce (05/12/2013) [-]
1. Lebron was talking to the ref about a bs tech when Nazr walked right up to him and shoved him to the ground. It was uncalled for and Lebron had no way to react to it. How could Lebron run into someone who he wasn't paying attention to?
2. Lebron may have sold the contact in your video a little but Dwight is still fucking strong and it's not surprising that he got Lebron to move.
#28455 - An atheist without a fedora is just a fat neckbeard that also … 05/10/2013 on Religion Board +3
#9771 - I have it but I'm not giving it to you 05/10/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +6
#61324 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#28448 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Religion Board +8
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#28463 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
does the comic say "all atheists are intolerant"? no.
#28465 - kanade has deleted their comment.
#28467 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #28529 - multimedia (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes, it does.
User avatar #28454 - mayormilkman (05/10/2013) [-]
Needs a fedora and Doritos.
#28455 - bossauce (05/10/2013) [-]
An atheist without a fedora is just a fat neckbeard that also happens to be a euphoric scientist
#9765 - And I think that Gibson's ejection was completely justified be… 05/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9762 - It looked like the refs wanted to get control of the game earl… 05/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9760 - The heat just pulled away, there may have been a lot of techs … 05/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9758 - How could you blame a 37 point loss on the refs? It's not … 05/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9754 - I never knew TNT broadcast rape until last night 05/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9698 - The bulls would be lucky to win another game against the heat 05/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#9625 - The Bulls just won the right to get raped by the Heat  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #9632 - theeballsack (05/05/2013) [-]
The Heat cant bang with Noah and Boozer so i don;t know what you're talking about
#9560 - OKC loses in 7 Anyone who thinks differently is wrong  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #9584 - theeballsack (05/03/2013) [-]
Hell no. We wont lose at home
User avatar #9562 - daryldixon (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm rooting for the Rockets
#260 - Picture 05/02/2013 on Oh Lawd Almighty +1
#106 - Picture 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol -6
#30 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on (Betty) White Problems +45
User avatar #117 - spawnconnery (05/01/2013) [-]
Reich Rangers!
#43 - DiAnonLord (05/01/2013) [-]
#21 - Picture 05/01/2013 on The world's first supervillian +1
#38 - Picture 05/01/2013 on A nice card for your sister. +3
#99 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Frecuency of miracles +11
#9478 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +4
#261 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Whaaat? Impossibru. -1
User avatar #326 - spamalope (04/29/2013) [-]
Wait, are you serious?
User avatar #316 - maskedhippo (04/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're using that satirically or not

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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