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Interests: atheism, science, logic, faith-smashing
Date Signed Up:12/15/2011
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Content Level Progress: 1.68% (84/5000)
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Comment Level Progress: 57.6% (576/1000)
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Subscribers:10
Content Views:2906715
Times Content Favorited:5464 times
Total Comments Made:3112
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I'm an extremely intelligent atheist (redundant I know) with a PHD in logic and reason and love destroying the idiotic fundies that roam the earth.

latest user's comments

#260 - Says anon 03/03/2012 on The Dream Mission +17
#54 - Comment deleted 03/03/2012 on Will Smith -4
#251 - You're probably right 03/03/2012 on True story 0
#248 - Nope, sorry Why don't you venture into the depths of morbi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on True story 0
User avatar #250 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
I'm good right now. Not really a great time to be searching through morbid content for me.
#251 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
You're probably right
#245 - You are absolutely welcome :)  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2012 on True story +3
User avatar #247 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
Do you by any chance have the website for those? I lost it.
User avatar #248 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
Nope, sorry
Why don't you venture into the depths of morbid channel, you're sure to find the link there
User avatar #250 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
I'm good right now. Not really a great time to be searching through morbid content for me.
#251 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
You're probably right
#84 - Your guns are your bitches? You must have a tiny dick to b… 03/03/2012 on Response +9
#389 - Picture 03/03/2012 on Oh Snap Ham +4
#223 - You sir have saved all of funnyjunk  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on True story +15
#224 - warimthree (03/03/2012) [-]
#217 - YOU'RE ALL ****** NOW  [+] (18 new replies) 03/03/2012 on True story +12
User avatar #263 - illusionreality (03/03/2012) [-]
**illusionreality rolls 48** Be GONE!!!
#264 - illusionreality (03/03/2012) [-]
#262 - illusionreality has deleted their comment.
User avatar #242 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
Thanks, douche. I had finally gotten that out of my head after seeing it at midnight in a dark room. Thanks. Thanks a WHOLE FUCKING LOT. Guess who's not sleeping for the next three days?
#245 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
You are absolutely welcome :)
User avatar #247 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
Do you by any chance have the website for those? I lost it.
User avatar #248 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
Nope, sorry
Why don't you venture into the depths of morbid channel, you're sure to find the link there
User avatar #250 - seanelric (03/03/2012) [-]
I'm good right now. Not really a great time to be searching through morbid content for me.
#251 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
You're probably right
#222 - warimthree (03/03/2012) [-]
**warimthree rolls 88**
#246 - stormoflulz (03/03/2012) [-]
You sir, are an American hero.
#233 - ahmazinglyalyy (03/03/2012) [-]
Oh dear god, thank you.
#227 - trevormoore (03/03/2012) [-]
Yes! We're alive!
User avatar #223 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
You sir have saved all of funnyjunk
#224 - warimthree (03/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #221 - deadsilence (03/03/2012) [-]
**deadsilence rolls 24** I HATE that comic...
User avatar #220 - trollandroll (03/03/2012) [-]
**trollandroll rolls 41** You might as well kill yourself now
#219 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 63**
Fuck you, scary bitch.
#382 - I CAN'T MAKE IT 03/03/2012 on IE = Dark Side +5
#380 - **bossauce rolls 04**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on IE = Dark Side +1
User avatar #382 - bossauce (03/03/2012) [-]
I CAN'T MAKE IT
#379 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on IE = Dark Side +5
User avatar #385 - kevinites (03/03/2012) [-]
you don't hear it you read it
#411 - iantheoreo (03/03/2012) [-]
Hfw
#615 - Picture 03/02/2012 on Well shit +7
#578 - <-- MFW I saw how many thumbs this has 03/02/2012 on Well shit +3
#80 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2012 on Buckle up +6
#87 - coolponyboy (03/02/2012) [-]
#94 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/02/2012) [-]
#362 - Picture 03/02/2012 on Grandma complication -3
#193 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2012 on Spike -4
#196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 36**
#195 - arjunbohtan has deleted their comment.
#194 - luxors has deleted their comment.
#193 - **** 03/02/2012 on Success +1
#192 - **bossauce rolls 02** the dubs train will save the day  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2012 on Success -1
#193 - bossauce (03/02/2012) [-]
fuck
#306 - oh **** 03/02/2012 on /b/ 0
#305 - **bossauce rolls 56** EVERYBODY CHILL THE **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2012 on /b/ 0
User avatar #307 - bionicpanda (03/02/2012) [-]
SOMEBODY HELP US!
User avatar #306 - bossauce (03/02/2012) [-]
oh shit
#483 - Picture 03/02/2012 on She's fine, cant you see? 0
#478 - Picture 03/02/2012 on She's fine, cant you see? 0
#874 - **bossauce rolls 24** <-- I think you meant to do this 03/02/2012 on Gotta hand it to him 0
#86 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2012 on Noup, dat.... +9
User avatar #87 - dragonzard (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/02/2012) [-]

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User avatar #69 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I trade some items with you ?
User avatar #70 to #69 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
sure m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, you still collect items now & again ?
User avatar #72 to #71 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
User avatar #73 to #72 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats a shame, a load of people lose interest & tbh I can see why

There are a few items I would still like to trade for, is there any specific items you would like in exchange?
User avatar #74 to #73 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
There's not much I want, you can trade for some more stuff if you want
User avatar #75 to #74 - khl (05/30/2013) [-]
cheers man, anything you dont want to sell ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bossauce (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really
#68 - theomcdwiggy (03/05/2013) [-]
Sorry man, try to send more in next time, the more there is the better the chance is.
#66 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - bossauce (03/01/2013) [-]
Okey Dokey
#64 - khl (02/28/2013) [-]
Sorry man
#61 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #65 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
I dunno why but that's ******* hilarious.

******* psycho out of nowhere.
#58 to #69 - thepsycho (06/03/2012) [-]
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
Why do I always find you in the most unexpected of places?
#59 to #71 - archosaurusrev (06/03/2012) [-]
Well, we STALKERs do end up in strange places...
#54 to #65 - bossauce (06/03/2012) [-]
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
I thought I was getting me some pony porn
User avatar #50 - djbagboy (04/27/2012) [-]
Imma rape you
#51 to #63 - bossauce (04/27/2012) [-]
good
good
#19 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
I've made it my goal to pass you before the weekend ends

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#40 to #33 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out plank

plank forces seizure inducing Ned Flanders to look in a mirror

seizure inducing Ned Flanders dies from his own seizure
#41 to #53 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons fire
plank burns to death
#42 to #54 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out **********

********** uses koolaid gun

fire is eliminated
#43 to #55 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pikachu   
pikachu uses thunderbolt   
						**********					 faints
bossauce summons pikachu
pikachu uses thunderbolt
********** faints
#44 to #56 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out butthurt sloth

butthurt sloth causes pikachu to feel guilty
#45 to #57 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons pedo bear
pedo bear rapes butthurt sloth to death
#46 to #58 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear   
   
breakdance bear dances.   
   
pedobear is confused.
pleasewelcomejc sends out breakdance bear

breakdance bear dances.

pedobear is confused.
#47 to #59 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out KKK
KKK kill breakdance bear for not being white
User avatar #48 to #60 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
LUL. You win.
#23 to #35 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
J.C. sends out Cunt Destroyer
#24 to #36 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce sends out sp00n
bossauce sends out sp00n
User avatar #25 to #37 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses "get bitches"

your bitches are unavailabe for 2 turns.
#26 to #38 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
What bitches?
#27 to #39 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Its super effective
#28 to #40 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned ****** respectable member of society
User avatar #29 to #41 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Cunt Destroyer uses Lawsuit

****** respectable member of society is automatically thrown in jail

#30 to #42 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summoned the power of america
bossauce summoned the power of america
User avatar #31 to #43 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Power of America causes a facebook video, called "Kony 2012"

Its super effective.

Cunt Destroyer faints.
User avatar #32 to #44 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
facebook trend*
#33 to #45 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons picture telling kony supporters that they aren't helping anyone
User avatar #34 to #46 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Pictures make frontpage 400 times.
#35 to #47 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
winning level: over 9000
User avatar #36 to #48 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
pleasewelcomejc is out of usable characters

he drops 8 milion dollars.
#37 to #49 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons Liam Neeson
Fatality
#38 to #50 - pleasewelcomejc (04/21/2012) [-]
Liam Neeson activates uncle dolans rustle card

pleasewelcomejc sends out uncle dolan

uncle dolan uses "bossauce pls"
#39 to #51 - bossauce (04/21/2012) [-]
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders   
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
bossauce summons seizure inducing Ned Flanders
Uncle dolan dies of epileptic seizure
#16 - archosaurusrev (04/09/2012) [-]
Will you go to prom with me?
User avatar #9 - plataeiou (03/13/2012) [-]
I deleted my comments. It's safe now.
#10 to #14 - bossauce (03/13/2012) [-]
Praise the lord
Praise the lord
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
I know where you live and I am going to kill you.
#4 to #3 - bossauce (03/05/2012) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your first name starts with a J.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
So?
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2012) [-]
Your name is Jason
#8 to #7 - bossauce (03/06/2012) [-]
Good job   
You want a prize?
Good job
You want a prize?

User avatar #1 - krispybananaz ONLINE (01/27/2012) [-]
suck your moms boner Lamar Smithgot
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